[Father Maurice Lester]

Re: Hello Landover Baptist Church Forum!

I'm so sorry you got greated this way.
Christians aren't that hateful really, we're actually very nice.

Good point.

We Christians have been around since the day Jesus took to the desert with twelve men who left their wives to live with him and hooker none of them ever slept with. Jesus himself built his Church on the rock of St. Peter and from that point on we Catholics have been working relentlessly against all evil for two thousand years.

Baptwits, on the other hand (a withered hand at that) are just another Johhny-come-lately break-away cult who still haven't managed to build one measly Church in the Holy Lands let alone a Cathedral or two.

How can such cults stand up against the tides of false worship when the best they can do is specialise in swindling elderly Americans from television pulpits?

Malloch... if it is guidance, understanding and place beside God in heaven you seek feel free to visit any of our tens of thousands conveniently located Churches across the world.

Tell them Father Mo sent you and expect a warm and loving Christian embrace.





Bless you, my potential prayer partner,
Father Mo





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[Wide-Open]

Re: Hello Landover Baptist Church Forum!

How can such cults stand up against the tides of false worship when the best they can do is specialise in swindling elderly Americans from television pulpits?

Lester, can you stop calling us a CULT! It makes me very angry, very angry.

Don't you have some self-flagellation to do or something, instead of persecuting us on our own forum? Some Mary statues that need dusting, perhaps?

I swear to the Sweet Baby Jesus, that if I'll ever meet you in person, you will be very, very sorry.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello Landover Baptist Church Forum!

Mo, you are no Christian, you a frikkin' catlick, I would you of all people would know that!

Malloch, I still have a little respect for you so I'll provide you with this advice. Do to let and catlick come near you if you want to retain any semblance or dignity. The will try and get a choir boy robe on you, give you some sacramental wine and try to show you statues of a naked Mary.

[Father Maurice Lester]

Re: Hello Landover Baptist Church Forum!

...you a frikkin' catlick, I would you of all people would know that!

Ah... you are the local grammar Nazi right?

So much for Baptwit home schooling.

...The will try and get a choir boy robe on you, give you some sacramental wine and try to show you statues of a naked Mary.

Lies and bad grammar again.

Never will you find a naked Virgin Mary, mother of Jesus statue in a Catholic institution of any sort.

It is this sort of specious misinformation that separates a true and decent Christian from cultist rubes who think wax museums are places of high art.





Bless you, my turnip truck manifest object,
Father Mo





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[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Hello Landover Baptist Church Forum!

from cultist rubes who think wax museums are places of high art

I don't think those places are "high art". The only thing to like about them is that wax burns very well.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello Landover Baptist Church Forum!

Ah... you are the local grammar Nazi right?

So much for Baptwit home schooling.

Lies and bad grammar again.

Never will you find a naked Virgin Mary, mother of Jesus statue in a Catholic institution of any sort.

It is this sort of specious misinformation that separates a true and decent Christian from cultist rubes who think wax museums are places of high art.

Bless you, my turnip truck manifest object,
Father Mo
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Sorry for the grammatical errors. Your post infuriated me so much I was beside myself! No, I am not a "grammar nazi" though you seem to be. Godwin's law strikes again!

You deny you are a catlick? you know perfectly well, a catlick is no Christian. Do not be ridiculous.

[A Follower]

Re: Hello Landover Baptist Church Forum!

Malloch... if it is guidance, understanding and place beside God in heaven you seek feel free to visit any of our tens of thousands conveniently located Churches across the world.

Tell them Father Mo sent you and expect a warm and loving Christian embrace.

Malloch, you might even get a reach around. I understand you unbelievers don't have as big a problem with anal rape as us Christians, but I just want you to know what you're getting involved in if you listen to this pedophile.

As I see it, it might even be a blessing that the pope commanded all the catlicks to start preying on children using the internet, at least we can now warn the poor victims of the priests.

[Victorian Christian]

Re: Hello Landover Baptist Church Forum!

Malloch, you know I am here only to help you and I will only advice you to look inside yourself, find a feeling in your heart that is true and act on that. No one can tell you what to believe you have to find out yourself. I really wish it was that easy, but redemption isn't handeled out on a platter.
It can be so hard for a foreigner looking in from the outside, to tell right from wrong, and I feel for you, and pray for you.
But I really do believe that God has a purpose for you, sending you here in your confusion, like the lost sheep from Davids flock. So instead of trying to lecture you on different beliefs, I can only tell you to look inside your heart, and hope that you'll find God there, for I know He will lead the way for you to salvation.
I will pray for you, that He who knows you better than anyone, will guide you to his flock and give your wandering spirit peace in His embrace.

[Malloch]

Re: Hello Landover Baptist Church Forum!

I was hoping pastor ezekiel would have responded to my question by now...

Father perhaps i could get your interpretation on the scripture i asked ezekiel about?

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Hello Landover Baptist Church Forum!

I was hoping pastor ezekiel

He has better things to do. First read your Holy Bible cover to cover before you start wasting the time of our great Pastors.

[Malloch]

Re: Hello Landover Baptist Church Forum!

i wasn't talking to you gramps, appreciate the feedback from you but its simply not needed. I asked for an "interpretation" from a pastor i am not a holy man i do not profess to comprehend the holy bible in its entirety.

[GOD=life]

Re: Hello Landover Baptist Church Forum!

i wasn't talking to you gramps, appreciate the feedback from you but its simply not needed. I asked for an "interpretation" from a pastor i am not a holy man i do not profess to comprehend the holy bible in its entirety.

On the contrary, you can understand the Bible with no help from anyone else.

You just have to read it entirely, word for word. The most difficult part is to read what's written, NOT what you like to read.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Hello Landover Baptist Church Forum!

i wasn't talking to you gramps

I am most sorry for adressing you without asking for permission to talk to you first you nasty brat. It wont happen again you retarded idiot.

[johncarlos]

Re: Hello Landover Baptist Church Forum!

i wasn't talking to you gramps, appreciate the feedback from you but its simply not needed. I asked for an "interpretation" from a pastor i am not a holy man i do not profess to comprehend the holy bible in its entirety.

Don't you know how to read?

PS:I know, you weren't talking to me...