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  • agnet44
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    • Jan 2010
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    #1

    Hello

    Hello, my name is Ron, and I've joined to get some advance on a few things regarding the word of our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.

    I look forward to getting know yourselves as well as growing in my faith.
    Colossians 2:5 - For though I be absent in the flesh, yet am I with you in the spirit, joying and beholding your order, and the stedfastness of your faith in Christ.
  • Vangle_Simtri
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    #2
    Re: Hello

    Dude, I'm gonna warn you know, these people are crazy, they've twisted the Bible to suit them. If you want advice from someone about God, and Christ, it's best to ask the preacher of your church, or do some reasearch on your own.

    This place is poisonous to the soul, and will ultimately lead to damnation.

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    • Nobar King
      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
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      True Christian™
      • Sep 2007
      • 23748

      #3
      Re: Hello

      Originally posted by Vangle_Simtri View Post
      these people are crazy
      At least I don't waste my time playing Mass Effect.
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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      • agnet44
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        • Jan 2010
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        #4
        Re: Hello

        Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
        At least I don't waste my time playing Mass Effect.
        You'd have to be crazy to waste your life such trash.
        Colossians 2:5 - For though I be absent in the flesh, yet am I with you in the spirit, joying and beholding your order, and the stedfastness of your faith in Christ.

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        • Mrs. Rogers
          compassion personified
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 2692

          #5
          Re: Hello

          Originally posted by Vangle_Simtri View Post
          they've twisted the Bible to suit them.
          Please provide an example of how we've "twisted the Bible to suit" ourselves.
          True Christians are Perfect!

          Signs that you belong to a FALSE Christian Church.

          Persecution You Have Endured for CHRIST: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger in Christ.

          For True Christians™ only: please send me Project Habakkuk updates at gertruderogers@landoverbaptist.net. Thank you.

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78556

            #6
            Re: Hello

            Originally posted by agnet44 View Post
            Hello, my name is Ron, and I've joined to get some advance on a few things regarding the word of our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.

            I look forward to getting know yourselves as well as growing in my faith.
            How old are you Ron? What church do you attend?

            How did it go with turning your youth pastor in to the police? Did they find narcotics in his pockets?
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • agnet44
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              • Jan 2010
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              #7
              Re: Hello

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              How old are you Ron? What church do you attend?

              How did it go with turning your youth pastor in to the police? Did they find narcotics in his pockets?
              I'm 21, and attend Mt. Lebanon Baptist church, which isn't in Mt. Lebanon, but they don't feel like changing the name since the county boarders moved.

              They busted that guy real bad, smashed his face into the concrete. Twas a sight to behold sir.
              Colossians 2:5 - For though I be absent in the flesh, yet am I with you in the spirit, joying and beholding your order, and the stedfastness of your faith in Christ.

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              • Noah Dint
                True Christian™
                • Dec 2009
                • 695

                #8
                Re: Hello

                Originally posted by Vangle_Simtri View Post
                Dude, I'm gonna warn you know, these people are crazy, they've twisted the Bible to suit them. If you want advice from someone about God, and Christ, it's best to ask the preacher of your church, or do some reasearch on your own.

                This place is poisonous to the soul, and will ultimately lead to damnation.

                Heathen! Blasphemer!

                Your location is the funeral of our Almighty God?
                I see you are on here warning people not to come to to God's Favorite Forum(tm) and that talking with True Christians(tm) is a bad thing?

                You must be of the devil. I urge you to let Jesus into your heart and find the truth! Be gone with your lies.

                Glory!

                -ND

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                • agnet44
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                  • Jan 2010
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                  #9
                  Re: Hello

                  So what's with all the people coming into your forum and spreading their hate? What is their problem?
                  Colossians 2:5 - For though I be absent in the flesh, yet am I with you in the spirit, joying and beholding your order, and the stedfastness of your faith in Christ.

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                  • GOD=life
                    WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
                    True Christian™
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 3263

                    #10
                    Re: Hello

                    Originally posted by agnet44 View Post
                    So what's with all the people coming into your forum and spreading their hate? What is their problem?
                    Their problem is that they disconnected themselves from God and are thus unable to feel true love in their lives. They also tend to confuse love with lust.

                    All we ask is to open a KJV 1611 Bible and read it.
                    I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                    Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                    Matthew 7:22
                    Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                    Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                    Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78556

                      #11
                      Re: Hello

                      Originally posted by agnet44 View Post
                      So what's with all the people coming into your forum and spreading their hate? What is their problem?
                      "Little children, it is the last time: and as ye have heard that antichrist shall come, even now are there many antichrists; whereby we know that it is the last time." -- 1 John 2:18
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • agnet44
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                        • Jan 2010
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                        #12
                        Re: Hello

                        Originally posted by GOD=life View Post

                        All we ask is to open a KJV 1611 Bible and read it.
                        Exactly, most of these people don't even look at and understand what they think they hate.

                        You and your fellows amaze me with your steadfastness by being able to constantly fight such evil and ignorance when it is constantly bombarded upon you.
                        Colossians 2:5 - For though I be absent in the flesh, yet am I with you in the spirit, joying and beholding your order, and the stedfastness of your faith in Christ.

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                        • Noah Dint
                          True Christian™
                          • Dec 2009
                          • 695

                          #13
                          Re: Hello

                          Originally posted by agnet44 View Post
                          Exactly, most of these people don't even look at and understand what they think they hate.

                          You and your fellows amaze me with your steadfastness by being able to constantly fight such evil and ignorance when it is constantly bombarded upon you.
                          I am impressed with you. We are so steadfast because of people like you. What a Blessing and true feeling of joy when we can make a difference to someone.

                          Glory!

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                          • GOD=life
                            WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
                            True Christian™
                            • Jan 2010
                            • 3263

                            #14
                            Re: Hello

                            Originally posted by agnet44 View Post
                            You and your fellows amaze me with your steadfastness by being able to constantly fight such evil and ignorance when it is constantly bombarded upon you.
                            Well, to be perfectly honest, we have a certain Someone on our side. It would not be possible otherwise!
                            I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                            Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                            Matthew 7:22
                            Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                            Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                            Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                            • Paul Jeffery
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                              • Dec 2009
                              • 272

                              #15
                              Re: Hello

                              Ron. Welcome. If I could I'd just reach through my monitor and bro-hug you as a fellow Soldier for Christ. So how did you find us? What made you decide to work, as I am, toward becoming a True Christian™ through God's favorite forum and church? I'm amazed at the endless flow of love that pours forth from the Godly people of Landover! It like logging in to my daily hug! I do this before even having orange juice in the morning (but after reading from my 1611 King James Bible of course) and cannot imagine a day without the fellowship that has been extended to me here. Jesus sure hooked me up when He guided me to this community!
                              sigpicMIKE HUCKABEE/RAND PAUL - 2012 (or sooner if possible)

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