[Joo (Quarantined)]

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Why thank you Sister SS....is that an invite? If so, I'll bring over the fixin's for my cucumber finger sandwiches. Do yout think an 8" cucumber will be enough for the three of us or should I bring two?

Delighted, Sister Thumper

Oh...wow.

I have never heard such an innuendo before in my life. I would tip my hat off to you, if I wore one that is.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Oh...wow.

I have never heard such an innuendo before in my life. I would tip my hat off to you, if I wore one that is.

I don't know what disgusting thoughts you have in that befuddled little head of yours, but I would suggest you get rid of them immediately. Trust a hebe to take a normal conversation and turn it into something sick.

[Sister of Sacred Suffering]

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Hello, Sister of Suffering ... is that a real nun's veil on your head? ... looks like a clean white sheet to me ... no matter, it looks nice on you ...

And is that eye makeup you are wearing, dear? ...

You are just too pretty to have been ... shall I say ... a cathy-lick nun

Praise Jesus that you have seen the error of your ways and you are a true Christian now

Thank you. Eye makeup?! I would not befoul my glorified palette using satans crayons. It always makes me cringe when I see a "Christian" wearing such things. They are full of sin but thankfully the applying of such a sinful material makes them easier to spot and avoid.

[Sister of Sacred Suffering]

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I don't know what disgusting thoughts you have in that befuddled little head of yours, but I would suggest you get rid of them immediately. Trust a hebe to take a normal conversation and turn it into something sick.

It's just sickening isn't it sister? Only a sinning joo could turn a Holy miracle that is the vegetable into a tool of satan. Disgusting.

[Sister of Sacred Suffering]

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GLORY TO GOD ON HIGH!!! Greetings from another escapee! I too was once a nun, but Jesus opened my eyes and I am now living in His grace in Freehold, and I pray that you will make it all the way too. You haven't stated how old you are, but if you have given up that most disgusting habit early enough, you may even get married as I have (to my husband, Mr. Joseph Whitford) and try to bear little Soldiers for Christ in the way our wombs were meant to, not gathering dust in a convent covering up for pedophile priests.

1 Timothy 2:14 And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.
2:15 Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.

My order wasn't quite as self-flagellating as yours appears to have been, but that could go a large way to explaining why lezbeanism was so rampant within the unholy walls. That, and the only guidance we got was from a bunch of homer priests who couldn't get past thinking where they'd get their next choirboy from.
Until you are wed to a Godly, True Christian man, have you considered a good, sturdy chastity belt? My husband, Mr. Whitford, owns a shop that specializes in them (It's called SAVED!... For Marriage, and it's located within the Landover Christian Mall), and he has authorized me to extend a special deal - 40% off! Just send your measurements, address, and a check to the store or one of our trustworthy pastors, and we will get it to you immediately!

Thank you for the kind welcome sister. I am pleased that your husband has chosen to work for the Lord in such a way. I thank you for the kind offer but I already have a chastity device that is satisfactory.

It is actually pretty high tech as I fashioned it myself. If I feel tempted by the ways of the fish I only have reach in my sleeve and there lies a button. With a press it will administer a most painful shock to those sinning areas covered by the device.

I do hope to find a good God fearing husband some day because until I do I am just an idle waste in the eyes of the Lord.

[Joo (Quarantined)]

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It's just sickening isn't it sister? Only a sinning joo could turn a Holy miracle that is the vegetable into a tool of satan. Disgusting.

I'm as much of a "Joo" as you are a Nun.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I'm as much of a "Joo" as you are a Nun.

No, she has accepted Christ and is struggling to repent of her former rugmunching, mary worshiping ways. By which I mean she is no longer a nun.

You, on the other hand, continue to be an unrepentant self-hating, money-grubbing, Christ-killing joo. Don't try and pull this poor struggling girl down into the revolting sewer you wallow in.

Jesus is offering her a second chance. He can do the same for you, if you get on your knees and let Him have His way.

[Sister of Sacred Suffering]

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I'm as much of a "Joo" as you are a Nun.

I can see your joo parents cut corners on your education. Not surprising. Try reading the threads you respond to and your parents natural joo urges to save money and therefore deny your education will not be as apparent.

[Joo (Quarantined)]

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No, she has accepted Christ and is struggling to repent of her former rugmunching, mary worshiping ways. By which I mean she is no longer a nun.

Well no duh Sherlock, you figure that one out all by your onesome? Yeah, that's because I'm not a Jew, I never was a Jew, and I'm never going to be a Jew. I'm agnostic.

[Sista Lateefah]

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Well no duh Sherlock, you figure that one out all by your onesome? Yeah, that's because I'm not a Jew, I never was a Jew, and I'm never going to be a Jew.

You outcho mind if you think anybody gonna believe that. Remember, the Baby Jesus know when you tell lies.



A joo right next to anothah joo. Tryta deny it now, joo.

[Joo (Quarantined)]

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You outcho mind if you think anybody gonna believe that. Remember, the Baby Jesus know when you tell lies.



A joo right next to anothah joo. Tryta deny it now, joo.

Ok: I am not a Jew. Somehow that didn't seem any harder than before...

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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He's a self-loathing joo, sister. Lots of them are. They'll deny it even with a pocket full of shiny nickles and a mouth full of bagels.

[Joo (Quarantined)]

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He's a self-loathing joo, sister. Lots of them are. They'll deny it even with a pocket full of shiny nickles and a mouth full of bagels.

I don't have any Nickels on me, or to my name actually, since I gave them to some underclassmen girl who wanted something from the vending machines on the last day of school this year, and I haven't come across any funds since.

[Unsaved and Loving It]

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He's a self-loathing joo, sister. Lots of them are. They'll deny it even with a pocket full of shiny nickles and a mouth full of bagels.

Australians don't use nickles, smart guy. Betcha Jesus didn't impart that bit of knowledge along to you. Oh yeah. And why eat bagels? Donuts are better. Mmm, freshly baked cinnamon ones are best.

[Joo (Quarantined)]

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Australians don't use nickles, smart guy. Betcha Jesus didn't impart that bit of knowledge along to you. Oh yeah. And why eat bagels? Donuts are better. Mmm, freshly baked cinnamon ones are best.

He was calling me a Jew.