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  • TheLegitMan
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    • Jan 2010
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    #1

    Hey There

    My name is Andrew and I am an ex-Christian (for one month) agnostic. My favorite bands are Sonic Youth, the Smashing Pumpkins, the Butthole Surfers, the Melvins, Seaweed, Dinosaur Jr., the Lunachicks, and Black Flag. dsfsdfsadfgdfghgdf
  • James Dewitt
    #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
    • Jan 2010
    • 6267

    #2
    Re: Hey There

    Originally posted by TheLegitMan View Post
    My name is Andrew and I am an ex-Christian (for one month) agnostic. My favorite bands are Sonic Youth, the Smashing Pumpkins, the Butthole Surfers, the Melvins, Seaweed, Dinosaur Jr., the Lunachicks, and Black Flag. dsfsdfsadfgdfghgdf
    Well Hi Andy, can I call you Andy
    Why are you an ex-Christian? Surly you know Jesus still loves you, why have you left him? Why would you turn your back on our Lord and Savior? Jesus has directed you to our church for a reason, Do not deny Him,You must stop the worship of that UNGODLY ROCK music. Jesus would love it if you would return to His flock.

    Why do you Hate Jesus, deep in your heart you know He loves you.
    Last edited by James Dewitt; 01-30-2010, 04:46 AM. Reason: gramar

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    • TheLegitMan
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      • Jan 2010
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      #3
      Re: Hey There

      Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
      Well Hi Andy, can I call you Andy
      Why are you an ex-Christian? Surly you know Jesus still loves you, why have you left him? Why would you turn your back on our Lord and Savior? Jesus has directed you to our church for a reason, Do not deny Him,You must stop the worship of that UNGODLY ROCK music. Jesus would love it if you would return to His flock.

      Why do you Hate Jesus, deep in your heart you know He loves you.
      I don't hate Jesus, the man that existed a long-ass time ago. But I was raised in a cult that was Christianity plus teaching a bunch of other stuff. And "God" endorses rape and murder a shitload of times in the Bible. As for rock music... it's just awesome. Marijuana is great, too. And so is masturbation.

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      • James Dewitt
        #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
        • Jan 2010
        • 6267

        #4
        Re: Hey There

        Originally posted by TheLegitMan View Post
        I don't hate Jesus, the man that existed a long-ass time ago. But I was raised in a cult that was Christianity plus teaching a bunch of other stuff. And "God" endorses rape and murder a shitload of times in the Bible. As for rock music... it's just awesome. Marijuana is great, too. And so is masturbation.
        Andy,Jesus walked the earth a very long time ago, His message of love and compassion still rings true to this day. I am sorry that you were raised in a cult. Please tell my brothers and sisters just what cult it was, maybe we can help. If it was a cathrelik or mormon cult we indeed can help you find Jesus. Andy we True Christians(TM) live a simple life, we follow God's word as told to us in the Bible, we follow every word to the letter.

        God does not like the devils music(rock) and he does not want you to spill your seed on the ground. Marijuana is the Devils weed.

        If you were indeed a Christian at one time I really don't need to quote scripture now do I . I will if you ask me to, but I think you might already know.

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        • TheLegitMan
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          • Jan 2010
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          Re: Hey There

          Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
          Andy,Jesus walked the earth a very long time ago, His message of love and compassion still rings true to this day. I am sorry that you were raised in a cult. Please tell my brothers and sisters just what cult it was, maybe we can help. If it was a cathrelik or mormon cult we indeed can help you find Jesus. Andy we True Christians™ live a simple life, we follow God's word as told to us in the Bible, we follow every word to the letter.

          God does not like the devils music(rock) and he does not want you to spill your seed on the ground. Marijuana is the Devils weed.

          If you were indeed a Christian at one time I really don't need to quote scripture now do I . I will if you ask me to, but I think you might already know.
          It believed in this psychic hillbilly named William Branham, who our church believed was the final prophet before the end of the world, but I don't care if the Bible says marijuana is wrong (which it doesn't) or whatever, 'cause I don't believe it anymore. Hah!

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          • Levi Jones
            Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
            Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
            Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
             
            • Jul 2009
            • 13930

            #6
            Re: Hey There

            Originally posted by TheLegitMan View Post
            It believed in this psychic hillbilly named William Branham, who our church believed was the final prophet before the end of the world, but I don't care if the Bible says marijuana is wrong (which it doesn't) or whatever, 'cause I don't believe it anymore. Hah!
            Oh deary me! What changed your mind?
            Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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            • James Dewitt
              #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
              • Jan 2010
              • 6267

              #7
              Re: Hey There

              Originally posted by TheLegitMan View Post
              It believed in this psychic hillbilly named William Branham, who our church believed was the final prophet before the end of the world, but I don't care if the Bible says marijuana is wrong (which it doesn't) or whatever, 'cause I don't believe it anymore. Hah!
              Andy, Your Preacher William Branham was a false whitness to Jesus. There is only one True Church, that is the church Jesus has driected you to , Landover.

              Andy would you agree that your body is a temple to God? Yes I think you do. Why would yoy defile a temple to GOD? The marajauna weed is a sure way to do just that!

              1 Corinthians 6:19

              Or do you not know that your body is the temple of the Holy Spirit who is in you, whom you have from God, and you are not your own?


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              • TheLegitMan
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                • Jan 2010
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                Re: Hey There

                Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                Oh deary me! What changed your mind?
                I was tired of living my life in fear of the end of the world, worshiping somebody who hated women, thought rock n' roll was of the devil, had ties with the occult, and I also started learning about a bunch of evil things that the Bible teaches that most churches ignore. I never really enjoyed being apart of it, but the only reason I stayed in was because I thought the "miracles" were enough evidence. I lost my best friend over it, but it was worth inner freedom.

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                • TheLegitMan
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                  • Jan 2010
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                  Re: Hey There

                  Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                  Andy, Your Preacher William Branham was a false whitness to Jesus. There is only one True Church, that is the church Jesus has driected you to , Landover.

                  Andy would you agree that your body is a temple to God? Yes I think you do. Why would yoy defile a temple to GOD? The marajauna weed is a sure way to do just that!

                  1 Corinthians 6:19

                  Or do you not know that your body is the temple of the Holy Spirit who is in you, whom you have from God, and you are not your own?


                  How many people do you know who died from smoking marijuana alone? It has been proven to treat many diseases such as cancer and AIDS. But of course, you probably think the government knows best regarding everything (except for the fact that he's one o' them "negroes").

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                  • Jed_Cassidy
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • May 2009
                    • 289

                    #10
                    Re: Hey There

                    Originally posted by TheLegitMan View Post
                    My name is Andrew and I am an ex-Christian (for one month) agnostic. My favorite bands are Sonic Youth, the Smashing Pumpkins, the Butthole Surfers, the Melvins, Seaweed, Dinosaur Jr., the Lunachicks, and Black Flag. dsfsdfsadfgdfghgdf
                    We've seen your type here before.

                    I'm guessing you're a Kurt Cobain fan as well? You can read about the punk-heathen here. And you'll end up like him if you don't change your ways, boy.
                    Matthew 7:15
                    Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.

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                    • TheLegitMan
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                      • Jan 2010
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                      #11
                      Re: Hey There

                      Originally posted by Jed_Cassidy View Post
                      We've seen your type here before.

                      I'm guessing you're a Kurt Cobain fan as well? You can read about the punk-heathen here.
                      Gladly. Kurt was great and introduced me to a lot of even greater bands.

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                      • James Dewitt
                        #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                        • Jan 2010
                        • 6267

                        #12
                        Re: Hey There

                        Originally posted by TheLegitMan View Post
                        I was tired of living my life in fear of the end of the world, worshiping somebody who hated women, thought rock n' roll was of the devil, had ties with the occult, and I also started learning about a bunch of evil things that the Bible teaches that most churches ignore. I never really enjoyed being apart of it, but the only reason I stayed in was because I thought the "miracles" were enough evidence. I lost my best friend over it, but it was worth inner freedom.

                        Andy, Andy, our lost soul you were guided by a false prophet. Jesus still love you.

                        Revelation 19:20

                        Then the beast was captured, and with him the false prophet who worked signs in his presence, by which he deceived those who received the mark of the beast and those who worshiped his image. These two were cast alive into the lake of fire burning with brimstone.


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                        • Levi Jones
                          Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                          Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                          Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                           
                          • Jul 2009
                          • 13930

                          #13
                          Re: Hey There

                          Originally posted by TheLegitMan View Post
                          I was tired of living my life in fear of the end of the world, worshiping somebody who hated women,
                          God doesn't hate women. He just wants them to shut up. Can you blame him? With the constant yapping about nothing!

                          Originally posted by TheLegitMan View Post
                          thought rock n' roll was of the devil, had ties with the occult,
                          Of course it it of the devil. Duh!

                          Originally posted by TheLegitMan View Post
                          and I also started learning about a bunch of evil things that the Bible teaches that most churches ignore.
                          So you went from false Christian to atheist. At least you're honest about going to hell, unlike the fluffy bunny have a nice day types who delude themselves into thinking that the entire Bible doesn't apply to them.

                          I suppose that's some small silver lining.

                          Originally posted by TheLegitMan View Post
                          I never really enjoyed being apart of it, but the only reason I stayed in was because I thought the "miracles" were enough evidence.
                          Boy, if you don't believe in seas parting, unicorns, dragons, virgin births, water turning into wine, two of every animal on a boat, walls falling to trumpets being blown: I suppose we don't have much to talk about!!
                          Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                          • TheLegitMan
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                            • Jan 2010
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                            #14
                            Re: Hey There

                            Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                            God doesn't hate women. He just wants them to shut up. Can you blame him? With the constant yapping about nothing!



                            Of course it it of the devil. Duh!



                            So you went from false Christian to atheist. At least your honest about going to hell, unlike the fluffy bunny have a nice day types who delude themselves into thinking that the entire Bible doesn't apply to them.

                            I suppose that's some small silver lining.



                            Boy, if you don't believe in seas parting, unicorns, dragons, virgin births, water turning into wine, two of every animal on a boat, walls falling to trumpets being blown: I suppose we don't have much to talk about!!
                            Apparently not.

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                            • James Dewitt
                              #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                              • Jan 2010
                              • 6267

                              #15
                              Re: Hey There

                              Originally posted by TheLegitMan View Post
                              How many people do you know who died from smoking marijuana alone? It has been proven to treat many diseases such as cancer and AIDS. But of course, you probably think the government knows best regarding everything (except for the fact that he's one o' them "negroes").
                              My poor Andy, the devils weed will do nothing more than to pull into Satan's web of sin. The AID is a result of Homersexural lust. Cancer is a terrible thing, every one I know does not have cancer . Why is that you may ask. Well Andy we love Jesus, and He is our protector.. Andy this is a Christian Forum , do me a little favor and do not bring your racist remarks here. Jesus is reading and watching from Heaven, give Him the respect that is due.

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