My name is Andrew and I am an ex-Christian (for one month) agnostic. My favorite bands are Sonic Youth, the Smashing Pumpkins, the Butthole Surfers, the Melvins, Seaweed, Dinosaur Jr., the Lunachicks, and Black Flag. dsfsdfsadfgdfghgdf
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Well Hi Andy, can I call you AndyOriginally posted by TheLegitMan View PostMy name is Andrew and I am an ex-Christian (for one month) agnostic. My favorite bands are Sonic Youth, the Smashing Pumpkins, the Butthole Surfers, the Melvins, Seaweed, Dinosaur Jr., the Lunachicks, and Black Flag. dsfsdfsadfgdfghgdf
Why are you an ex-Christian? Surly you know Jesus still loves you, why have you left him? Why would you turn your back on our Lord and Savior? Jesus has directed you to our church for a reason, Do not deny Him,You must stop the worship of that UNGODLY ROCK music. Jesus would love it if you would return to His flock.
Why do you Hate Jesus, deep in your heart you know He loves you.
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I don't hate Jesus, the man that existed a long-ass time ago. But I was raised in a cult that was Christianity plus teaching a bunch of other stuff. And "God" endorses rape and murder a shitload of times in the Bible. As for rock music... it's just awesome. Marijuana is great, too. And so is masturbation.Originally posted by James Dewitt View PostWell Hi Andy, can I call you Andy
Why are you an ex-Christian? Surly you know Jesus still loves you, why have you left him? Why would you turn your back on our Lord and Savior? Jesus has directed you to our church for a reason, Do not deny Him,You must stop the worship of that UNGODLY ROCK music. Jesus would love it if you would return to His flock.
Why do you Hate Jesus, deep in your heart you know He loves you.
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Andy,Jesus walked the earth a very long time ago, His message of love and compassion still rings true to this day. I am sorry that you were raised in a cult. Please tell my brothers and sisters just what cult it was, maybe we can help. If it was a cathrelik or mormon cult we indeed can help you find Jesus. Andy we True Christians(TM) live a simple life, we follow God's word as told to us in the Bible, we follow every word to the letter.Originally posted by TheLegitMan View PostI don't hate Jesus, the man that existed a long-ass time ago. But I was raised in a cult that was Christianity plus teaching a bunch of other stuff. And "God" endorses rape and murder a shitload of times in the Bible. As for rock music... it's just awesome. Marijuana is great, too. And so is masturbation.
God does not like the devils music(rock) and he does not want you to spill your seed on the ground. Marijuana is the Devils weed.
If you were indeed a Christian at one time I really don't need to quote scripture now do I . I will if you ask me to, but I think you might already know.
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It believed in this psychic hillbilly named William Branham, who our church believed was the final prophet before the end of the world, but I don't care if the Bible says marijuana is wrong (which it doesn't) or whatever, 'cause I don't believe it anymore. Hah!Originally posted by James Dewitt View PostAndy,Jesus walked the earth a very long time ago, His message of love and compassion still rings true to this day. I am sorry that you were raised in a cult. Please tell my brothers and sisters just what cult it was, maybe we can help. If it was a cathrelik or mormon cult we indeed can help you find Jesus. Andy we True Christians™ live a simple life, we follow God's word as told to us in the Bible, we follow every word to the letter.
God does not like the devils music(rock) and he does not want you to spill your seed on the ground. Marijuana is the Devils weed.
If you were indeed a Christian at one time I really don't need to quote scripture now do I . I will if you ask me to, but I think you might already know.
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Oh deary me! What changed your mind?Originally posted by TheLegitMan View PostIt believed in this psychic hillbilly named William Branham, who our church believed was the final prophet before the end of the world, but I don't care if the Bible says marijuana is wrong (which it doesn't) or whatever, 'cause I don't believe it anymore. Hah!
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Andy, Your Preacher William Branham was a false whitness to Jesus. There is only one True Church, that is the church Jesus has driected you to , Landover.Originally posted by TheLegitMan View PostIt believed in this psychic hillbilly named William Branham, who our church believed was the final prophet before the end of the world, but I don't care if the Bible says marijuana is wrong (which it doesn't) or whatever, 'cause I don't believe it anymore. Hah!
Andy would you agree that your body is a temple to God? Yes I think you do. Why would yoy defile a temple to GOD? The marajauna weed is a sure way to do just that!
1 Corinthians 6:19
Or do you not know that your body is the temple of the Holy Spirit who is in you, whom you have from God, and you are not your own?
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I was tired of living my life in fear of the end of the world, worshiping somebody who hated women, thought rock n' roll was of the devil, had ties with the occult, and I also started learning about a bunch of evil things that the Bible teaches that most churches ignore. I never really enjoyed being apart of it, but the only reason I stayed in was because I thought the "miracles" were enough evidence. I lost my best friend over it, but it was worth inner freedom.Originally posted by Levi Jones View PostOh deary me! What changed your mind?
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How many people do you know who died from smoking marijuana alone? It has been proven to treat many diseases such as cancer and AIDS. But of course, you probably think the government knows best regarding everything (except for the fact that he's one o' them "negroes").Originally posted by James Dewitt View PostAndy, Your Preacher William Branham was a false whitness to Jesus. There is only one True Church, that is the church Jesus has driected you to , Landover.
Andy would you agree that your body is a temple to God? Yes I think you do. Why would yoy defile a temple to GOD? The marajauna weed is a sure way to do just that!
1 Corinthians 6:19
Or do you not know that your body is the temple of the Holy Spirit who is in you, whom you have from God, and you are not your own?
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We've seen your type here before.Originally posted by TheLegitMan View PostMy name is Andrew and I am an ex-Christian (for one month) agnostic. My favorite bands are Sonic Youth, the Smashing Pumpkins, the Butthole Surfers, the Melvins, Seaweed, Dinosaur Jr., the Lunachicks, and Black Flag. dsfsdfsadfgdfghgdf
I'm guessing you're a Kurt Cobain fan as well? You can read about the punk-heathen here.
And you'll end up like him if you don't change your ways, boy.
Matthew 7:15
Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.
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Originally posted by TheLegitMan View PostI was tired of living my life in fear of the end of the world, worshiping somebody who hated women, thought rock n' roll was of the devil, had ties with the occult, and I also started learning about a bunch of evil things that the Bible teaches that most churches ignore. I never really enjoyed being apart of it, but the only reason I stayed in was because I thought the "miracles" were enough evidence. I lost my best friend over it, but it was worth inner freedom.
Andy, Andy, our lost soul you were guided by a false prophet. Jesus still love you.
Revelation 19:20
Then the beast was captured, and with him the false prophet who worked signs in his presence, by which he deceived those who received the mark of the beast and those who worshiped his image. These two were cast alive into the lake of fire burning with brimstone.
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God doesn't hate women. He just wants them to shut up. Can you blame him? With the constant yapping about nothing!Originally posted by TheLegitMan View PostI was tired of living my life in fear of the end of the world, worshiping somebody who hated women,
Of course it it of the devil. Duh!Originally posted by TheLegitMan View Postthought rock n' roll was of the devil, had ties with the occult,
So you went from false Christian to atheist. At least you're honest about going to hell, unlike the fluffy bunny have a nice day types who delude themselves into thinking that the entire Bible doesn't apply to them.Originally posted by TheLegitMan View Postand I also started learning about a bunch of evil things that the Bible teaches that most churches ignore.
I suppose that's some small silver lining.
Boy, if you don't believe in seas parting, unicorns, dragons, virgin births, water turning into wine, two of every animal on a boat, walls falling to trumpets being blown: I suppose we don't have much to talk about!!Originally posted by TheLegitMan View PostI never really enjoyed being apart of it, but the only reason I stayed in was because I thought the "miracles" were enough evidence.
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Apparently not.Originally posted by Levi Jones View PostGod doesn't hate women. He just wants them to shut up. Can you blame him? With the constant yapping about nothing!
Of course it it of the devil. Duh!
So you went from false Christian to atheist. At least your honest about going to hell, unlike the fluffy bunny have a nice day types who delude themselves into thinking that the entire Bible doesn't apply to them.
I suppose that's some small silver lining.
Boy, if you don't believe in seas parting, unicorns, dragons, virgin births, water turning into wine, two of every animal on a boat, walls falling to trumpets being blown: I suppose we don't have much to talk about!!
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My poor Andy, the devils weed will do nothing more than to pull into Satan's web of sin. The AID is a result of Homersexural lust. Cancer is a terrible thing, every one I know does not have cancer . Why is that you may ask. Well Andy we love Jesus, and He is our protector.. Andy this is a Christian Forum , do me a little favor and do not bring your racist remarks here. Jesus is reading and watching from Heaven, give Him the respect that is due.Originally posted by TheLegitMan View PostHow many people do you know who died from smoking marijuana alone? It has been proven to treat many diseases such as cancer and AIDS. But of course, you probably think the government knows best regarding everything (except for the fact that he's one o' them "negroes").
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