[TheLegitMan]

Re: Hey There

Thanks for the short bus.

[Mrs. Rogers]

Re: Hey There

When can I get all of the cool little icon-thingies

There you go -- as they say, be careful what you wish for.

and a picture like the rest of you have??

Certainly -- what picture do you want? Something to match your award, perhaps?

[TheLegitMan]

Re: Hey There

There you go -- as they say, be careful what you wish for.


Certainly -- what picture do you want? Something to match your award, perhaps?

You should do a picture of a [large perspiring cat].

[James Dewitt]

Re: Hey There

When can I get all of the cool little icon-thingies and a picture like the rest of you have??

Son those are awards given to True Christians(TM)All of them took many years of hard work and many more of Bible study to earn. They are bestowed upon True Christians for service in the army of Jesus. To earn them is an honor. If you want to earn them .return to Jesus, give your heart, mind and sole to Him. Accept Him as your Lord and Savior. And repent your heathen ways.

[TheLegitMan]

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Son those are awards given to True Christians™All of them took many years of hard work and many more of Bible study to earn. They are bestowed upon True Christians for service in the army of Jesus. To earn them is an honor. If you want to earn them .return to Jesus, give your heart, mind and sole to Him. Accept Him as your Lord and Savior. And repent your heathen ways.

NEVAH!!

[Paul Jeffery]

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When can I get all of the cool little icon-thingies and a picture like the rest of you have??

Andy, Jesus wants you to want Him. Close your eyes and you can see Him waving you to Him right now. It's not His fault you were deceived. It's not your fault either. But now you've come to the crossroads and choices lie before you. One road is wide and easy and fun and full of hedonistic pleasures all the way down to its sad and eternally torturous destination. The other is narrow and steep and full of trials leading ever upward to life everlasting in the warm embrace of our Lord.

What do you say, Andy? Are you game? Go get your King James Bible (1611) and let's GO! Oh, this will be so much fun! Are ya ready?

[James Dewitt]

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There you go -- as they say, be careful what you wish for.


Certainly -- what picture do you want? Something to match your award, perhaps?

Mrs Rodgers, I am sure you can help him, you have so many wonderful avatars, One must stick out from all the rest

[Mrs. Rogers]

Re: Hey There

To earn them is an honor.

Indeed it is, Brother James. And TheLegitMan certainly earned his.

[TheLegitMan]

Re: Hey There

Andy, Jesus wants you to want Him. Close your eyes and you can see Him waving you to Him right now. It's not His fault you were deceived. It's not your fault either. But now you've come to the crossroads and choices lie before you. One road is wide and easy and fun and full of hedonistic pleasures all the way down to its sad and eternally torturous destination. The other is narrow and steep and full of trials leading ever upward to life everlasting in the warm embrace of our Lord.

What do you say, Andy? Are you game? Go get your King James Bible (1611) and let's GO! Oh, this will be so much fun! Are ya ready?

I guess. Let's start!

[Levi Jones]

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I like the one about God making the people eat their own pee and crap.

Ezekiel 4:12
And thou shalt eat it as barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung that cometh out of man, in their sight.

Science has proven drinking your own piss is good.

Proverbs 5:15-19
Drink waters out of thine own cistern, and running waters out of thine own well. Let thy fountains be dispersed abroad, and rivers of waters in the streets.
Let them be only thine own, and not strangers' with thee.
Let thy fountain be blessed: and rejoice with the wife of thy youth.
Let her be as the loving hind and pleasant roe; let her breasts satisfy thee at all times; and be thou ravished always with her love.

[James Dewitt]

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You see Andy, God and Mrs Rodgers listened ,now you have a picture and a medal. I so hope you feel better.

[Mrs. Rogers]

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Mrs Rodgers, I am sure you can help him, you have so many wonderful avatars, One must stick out from all the rest

It would seem a secret Avatar Angel has already bestowed upon him the correct avatar; I would love to take the credit for such wonderful work, but cannot.

Glory!

[Paul Jeffery]

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On your own, you might want to start in Genesis and work your way through, page by page. But right now, let's look at Mark, Chapter 13. I know you'll understand why immediately. You are one very smart young man. There now, Andy. That's my boy.

[James Dewitt]

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Andy I would also like you to think of the word WORSHIP,What does it mean?

Deuteronomy 4:19

And lest thou lift up thine eyes unto heaven, and when thou seest the sun, and the moon, and the stars, even all the host of heaven, shouldest be driven to worship them, and serve them, which the LORD thy God hath divided unto all nations under the whole heaven.

[James Dewitt]

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It would seem a secret Avatar Angel has already bestowed upon him the correct avatar; I would love to take the credit for such wonderful work, but cannot.

Glory!

Shout Glory to the Heavens , The Avatar Angel has given Andy a face.( not to handsome though) Well with a little Bible work and some prayer he might improve!