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  • HeDied4us
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    • Jan 2010
    • 3

    #1

    A New Member's Concern

    Hello Everyone,

    My name is William, and I just want to say that I am so thrilled that the Lord our Savior Jesus Christ has led me your church and your website. I have been disappointed for years in the devil's playground of fornication and homosexuality that the internet has become as of late, and it is good to see that there is a beacon of hope in this murky cesspool of sin.

    I do consider myself an active Christian, and since I have joined your fellowship I am going to just get straight to the point on calling out the Devil's corruption where I see it. I have an 8 year old nephew who came to visit my house the other day, his parents were going to see some sinful "rock music" concert by some band named Cold Play and they asked me to watch him. I tried to explain to them that these heavy metal bands were the pied pipers of satan himself (I've been trying to show them the way and teach them the light of Christ for years but they worship the Islamic regime of Barack Osama) but they went anyway. I figured that even though they are too far gone into the throws of Beelzebub, I might be able to show the light of salvation to my little nephew Dillon. So he came over, and I had already set up an impromptu Sunday school for him. I was going to start with Genesis, and the garden of Eden story, which by the way it's Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve you filthy homosexuals! I apologize I do get caught up in the Lord's message sometimes. But anyways I was about to start my lesson when he took out his Nintendo Xbox from his backpack and started to hook it up to my tv.

    Well, as God fearing people we all know that video games are digital elevators straight to hell so I snatched up his video game player and told him about the dangers of these devil discs. He whined and whined but I could not stand for the coruption of this youth! I started going through his backpack to see what else I could find, and let me tell you brothers, it was worse than I feared. I found one of his video game Magazines and what did I see on the cover but none other than the devil himself. That's right, they're not even hiding it anymore it has reached a boiling point. Apparently there's a new video game about to be sold in stores called Dante's Inferno and guess what it is about? It chronicles man's journey through Hell as he gets into all sorts of exploits with Satan, and teaches the player his ways. Now Satan has puppeted the media for years soiling our kid's minds with the evils of Harry Potter and his sorcery and Paganism, but this has simply gone too far! I hope those of you who are strong in faith can become aware of the strangelhold satan has on our children and spread the word through your neighborhoods and fellowships! Who knows where this road may lead if we continue on this path of filth!!
    GOD DOES NOT BELIEVE IN ATHEISTS THEREFORE ATHEISTS DO NOT EXIST
  • Hank
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    Forum Member
    • Oct 2009
    • 405

    #2
    Re: A New Member's Cocnern

    I would smash the nintindo xbox to pieces with a hammer, burn the devils magazine and beat your nephew to within an inch of his life until he repents. It is the Biblical thing to do.

    He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes. (Proverbs 13:24)

    Because you didn't do this you must ask yourself are you truly saved? Do you truly have a concern for Dillin's salvation?
    Upon the wicked he shall rain snares, fire and brimstone, and an horrible tempest: this shall be the portion of their cup. (Psalm 11:6)

    GOD HATES FAGS
    Romans 1:18-32, 1 Corinthians 6:9-11, 1 Timothy 1:8-11, Jude 7, etc
    DEATH PENALTY FOR FAGS

    WHITE AND PROUD

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    • HeDied4us
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      • Jan 2010
      • 3

      #3
      Re: A New Member's Cocnern

      Brother Hank, in my haste to get out the word of this travesty I didn't get to finish my story. Not only did I destroy all of my nephew's Devil toys, but I took one of those evil discs and shattered it, took a shard of it, and made him carve the Gospel of John on his forearm in penance of his woeful ways. Now maybe the next time he reaches to the counter to buy a sinful video game it will remind him that glory goes ONLY to God and our savior his son Jesus Christ and not any earthly or evil plaything.
      GOD DOES NOT BELIEVE IN ATHEISTS THEREFORE ATHEISTS DO NOT EXIST

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      • HeDied4us
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        • Jan 2010
        • 3

        #4
        Re: A New Member's Cocnern

        What's even worse is that I found some more of his horrible games and I am continued to be shocked. There is one called the Simms where a player can live a life of lust and lewdness in a virtual world! I told him that sin is sin whether it is digital or in the flesh and that he should turn to Christ for salvation. In this horrible game a child can even play as a digital woman, and your digital lady can get married, disobey her husband, and even find a JOB in this virtual world. It is sinful and shameful for the One Living Word tells us that the man in the head of the household!

        "But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God." (I Corinthians, 11:3)
        GOD DOES NOT BELIEVE IN ATHEISTS THEREFORE ATHEISTS DO NOT EXIST

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        • Capt. Aaron Portway
          One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
          Salvation from Above
          God's Favorite Pilot™
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2008
          • 6309

          #5
          Re: A New Member's Concern

          Because you have a Godly avatar, I did you the favor of skimming your first post. Something about x-rated video games and a kid named Colt or something.

          Whatever the problem, if you are a True Believer©, I'm sure the Lord will work things out for you.

          But to my real point. Friend, when you first meet someone, you don't immediately ask them to help you move, do you? Of course not! So why would your first post on God's favorite forum be a demand for help? We don't know you from Adam and already we are supposed to be at your beckon call?

          How about telling us a bit more about yourself? Where are you from? Why aren't you married? Why are you caring for the child of your heathen siblings? Don't you know that God wants us to keep ourselves isolated from the unsaved?

          Let us know you are truly with Jesus and we may be able to help you. You must prove yourself friend, as the Devil can come in many disguises.
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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78556

            #6
            Re: A New Member's Concern

            Welcome to God's favorite forum, Billy. What church do you attend? Tell us about yourself.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Cranky Old Man
              Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
              You kids get off his lawn!
               
              • Jan 2010
              • 22373

              #7
              Re: A New Member's Concern

              Welcome to our forum Brother!
              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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