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  • Mr Steiner
    Banned - lying God-mocker
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Feb 2010
    • 13

    #1

    Hello Brothers

    Hello Brothers, I have come here looking for a place to discuss our Lord and Saviour, Jesus Christ (and dont forget the Big Man Upstairs ). I hope to enjoy my time here.
  • Cranky Old Man
    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
    You kids get off his lawn!
     
    • Jan 2010
    • 22380

    #2
    Re: Hello Brothers

    Welcome to our forum!

    Can you perhaps tell a little more about yourself?
    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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    • Mr Steiner
      Banned - lying God-mocker
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Feb 2010
      • 13

      #3
      Re: Hello Brothers

      Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
      Welcome to our forum!

      Can you perhaps tell a little more about yourself?
      Im an RE teacher living in Texas, with a Godly wife and two glorious children. Which version of the Bible do you follow? I follow the KJV 1611.

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      • Cranky Old Man
        Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
        You kids get off his lawn!
         
        • Jan 2010
        • 22380

        #4
        Re: Hello Brothers

        Just 2 children. Are more on the way? What are your favorite verses? How did you find Jesus?
        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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        • Mr Steiner
          Banned - lying God-mocker
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Feb 2010
          • 13

          #5
          Re: Hello Brothers

          Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
          Just 2 children. Are more on the way? What are your favorite verses? How did you find Jesus?
          No, our lifestyle is suited to just having 2. I find it quite hard to pick my favourite of such a Good Book, I find no particular verse better than the other. I was born in a sinful atheist family, but when I was taught about Jesus Christ at elementary school I knew which direction I wanted to go in.

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          • GOD=life
            WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
            True Christian™
            • Jan 2010
            • 3263

            #6
            Re: Hello Brothers

            Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
            Just 2 children.
            Maybe they've only been married for 2 years....... I'm willing to give him the benefit of the doubt. He does follow the KJV 1611 Bible after all, so we might have a winner here
            I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

            Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
            Matthew 7:22
            Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
            Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

            Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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            • Mr Steiner
              Banned - lying God-mocker
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Feb 2010
              • 13

              #7
              Re: Hello Brothers

              Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
              Maybe they've only been married for 2 years....... I'm willing to give him the benefit of the doubt. He does follow the KJV 1611 Bible after all, so we might have a winner here
              Spot on, my Brother! We may have more, we may not, we'll just have to wait and see how things turn out.

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              • Cranky Old Man
                Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                You kids get off his lawn!
                 
                • Jan 2010
                • 22380

                #8
                Re: Hello Brothers

                Originally posted by Mr Steiner View Post
                No, our lifestyle is suited to just having 2.
                I don't understand. What does that mean?
                5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                • Mr Steiner
                  Banned - lying God-mocker
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Feb 2010
                  • 13

                  #9
                  Re: Hello Brothers

                  Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                  I don't understand. What does that mean?
                  Well, with 2, we can afford to pay our bills, to buy food and leisure items for ourselves. With another, we wouldn't be able to afford as much (I earn just over $100,000 a year).

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                  • GOD=life
                    WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
                    True Christian™
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 3263

                    #10
                    Re: Hello Brothers

                    Your church must be happy with the $80,000 you give them every year!
                    I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                    Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                    Matthew 7:22
                    Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                    Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                    Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                    • SayvedByTheLord
                      Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
                      True Christian™
                      • May 2007
                      • 3151

                      #11
                      Re: Hello Brothers

                      Originally posted by Mr Steiner View Post
                      Well, with 2, we can afford to pay our bills, to buy food and leisure items for ourselves. With another, we wouldn't be able to afford as much (I earn just over $100,000 a year).
                      So are we to assume that these children are both male ?

                      Why are you not tithing more to the church ? Bills and food are secular weaknesses. All you need are Jesus and the KJV1611 !


                      Leviticus 26:27-29

                      27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                      28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                      29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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                      • Mr Steiner
                        Banned - lying God-mocker
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Feb 2010
                        • 13

                        #12
                        Re: Hello Brothers

                        Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
                        Your church must be happy with the $80,000 you give them every year!
                        Very good. I dont give them that much, but I do slip a $10 dollar note into the collection plate every week (I also encourage my children to give some of their allowance. They do give about $2 every week.)

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                        • Mr Steiner
                          Banned - lying God-mocker
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Feb 2010
                          • 13

                          #13
                          Re: Hello Brothers

                          Originally posted by SayvedByTheLord View Post
                          So are we to assume that these children are both male ?

                          Why are you not tithing more to the church ? Bills and food are secular weaknesses. All you need are Jesus and the KJV1611 !
                          No, there is one boy and one girl, aged 8 and 9.

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                          • alexd
                            Forum Member
                            Forum Member
                            • Jan 2010
                            • 32

                            #14
                            Re: Hello Brothers

                            Is your daughter married yet?

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                            • Mr Steiner
                              Banned - lying God-mocker
                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                              • Feb 2010
                              • 13

                              #15
                              Re: Hello Brothers

                              Originally posted by alexd242 View Post
                              Is your daughter married yet?
                              Why would she marry at the tender age of eight?

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