Hello Brothers, I have come here looking for a place to discuss our Lord and Saviour, Jesus Christ (and dont forget the Big Man Upstairs
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Welcome to our forum!
Can you perhaps tell a little more about yourself?5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
- Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!
- Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)
- Down syndrome is a lifestyle choice!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Just 2 children. Are more on the way? What are your favorite verses? How did you find Jesus?5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
- Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!
- Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)
- Down syndrome is a lifestyle choice!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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No, our lifestyle is suited to just having 2. I find it quite hard to pick my favourite of such a Good Book™, I find no particular verse better than the other. I was born in a sinful atheist family, but when I was taught about Jesus Christ at elementary school I knew which direction I wanted to go in.Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View PostJust 2 children. Are more on the way? What are your favorite verses? How did you find Jesus?
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Maybe they've only been married for 2 years....... I'm willing to give him the benefit of the doubt. He does follow the KJV 1611 Bible after all, so we might have a winner hereOriginally posted by Cranky Old Man View PostJust 2 children.
I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.
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Spot on, my Brother! We may have more, we may not, we'll just have to wait and see how things turn out.Originally posted by GOD=life View PostMaybe they've only been married for 2 years....... I'm willing to give him the benefit of the doubt. He does follow the KJV 1611 Bible after all, so we might have a winner here
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I don't understand. What does that mean?Originally posted by Mr Steiner View PostNo, our lifestyle is suited to just having 2.5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
- Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!
- Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)
- Down syndrome is a lifestyle choice!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Your church must be happy with the $80,000 you give them every year!
I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.
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So are we to assume that these children are both male ?Originally posted by Mr Steiner View PostWell, with 2, we can afford to pay our bills, to buy food and leisure items for ourselves. With another, we wouldn't be able to afford as much (I earn just over $100,000 a year).
Why are you not tithing more to the church ? Bills and food are secular weaknesses. All you need are Jesus and the KJV1611 !
Leviticus 26:27-29
27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
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Very good. I dont give them that much, but I do slip a $10 dollar note into the collection plate every week (I also encourage my children to give some of their allowance. They do give about $2 every week.)Originally posted by GOD=life View PostYour church must be happy with the $80,000 you give them every year!
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No, there is one boy and one girl, aged 8 and 9.Originally posted by SayvedByTheLord View PostSo are we to assume that these children are both male ?
Why are you not tithing more to the church ? Bills and food are secular weaknesses. All you need are Jesus and the KJV1611 !
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