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Karma? Sounds like some Aishun mumbo jumbo to me
Karma? Sounds like some Aishun mumbo jumbo to me
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5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
- Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!
- Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)
- Down syndrome is a lifestyle choice!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."Comment
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i dont know what the kjv1611 is but i'd rather stick to living life freely.Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
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Oh my a Hindu, how exciting. Do you have genetic defects that turn your skin blue, or cause multiple appendages ?Originally posted by TheTrooper View Post
How about an elephants trunk ?
Your countries birth defects are a source of scientific interest.sigpic
“Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge: it is those who know little, and not those who know much, who so positively assert that this or that problem will never be solved by science.” Charles Darwin The Descent of Man (1871)
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It's the King James Version of the Bible from 1611. You can read it here: http://kingjbible.com/genesis/1.htmOriginally posted by TheTrooper View Post
Here you can find out why it is the best and only version of the Bible you should care about: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=10335
Feel free to read the Bible as much as you like. It's a great book. It will save your soul from eternal damnation.Originally posted by TheTrooper View Post5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
- Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!
- Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)
- Down syndrome is a lifestyle choice!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."Comment
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If you give us your address, we can send you a KJV 1611 Bible through postal mail.
Or maybe even send a True Christian to your house to read the KJV 1611 Bible together with you and your family.I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen
Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.
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Oh, so you believe in some ancient superstition for which there is no evidence outside of a few millennia-old holy books written by crackpot ascetics. Why not renounce such nonsense and embrace True Christianity™ instead?Originally posted by TheTrooper View PostThis church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance
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Son, what you think is 'karma' is God giving you a wake up call.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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what evidence, other than a book written by a bunch of hippies, proves that god is real?Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
i believe in karma because i've seen it happen.
Have you ever heard of treat other as you wish to be treated?Comment
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The Bible is much older than hippies my friend. The Holy Bible is the absolute proof of the existence of God, but you will never figure that out if you refuse to read it.Originally posted by TheTrooper View Post
Yes I have. I am trying to save your soul just like my dad once saved mine. I pray that you will see the light and start reading the Holy Bible my friend. You deserve better than to burn in hell for all eternity. Which is quite long by the way.Have you ever heard of treat other as you wish to be treated?5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
- Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!
- Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)
- Down syndrome is a lifestyle choice!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."Comment
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Indeed. I'm reasonably certain that the Bible existed before the 1960's.Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View PostThis church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance
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People "see" Elvis, too.Originally posted by TheTrooper View Post
Explain how those two are the same.Have you ever heard of treat other as you wish to be treated?This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance
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where do you think the hippies came from?Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
i'm not going to keep my "yap" shut so you can save my soul. that's simply daft.Comment
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So are a woman, so be silent in the presence of men.Originally posted by TheTrooper View PostI take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen
Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.
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