[Levi Jones]

Re: Hi

With all due respect Mr. Levi Jones, that was not my intentions at all, after all Soldier John lives thousands of miles away from me, although I'm sure he will one day make a fine husband.I apologise if my actions came across in a sinful manner. Christ forgive me.

Don't worry about it at all, young lady. It's my job to head off sin before it happens.

[Soldier John]

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Soldier John I apologise to you also. I am sorry to all I have offended please forgive me.

Matthew 6:14
For if ye forgive men their trespasses, your heavenly Father will also forgive you.


Yeah, I forgive you. If you felt I was philandering in any way, you have my apologies too.

[Pepper]

Re: Hi

Soldier John I apologise to you also. I am sorry to all I have offended please forgive me.

[Soldier John]

Re: Hi

Mr. Jones I apologize for putting you in that situation. I didn't even realize it. I was trying to redirect the conversation back to Pepper. Thank God for wise men like you to keep everything in order.

[Pepper]

Re: Hi

With all due respect Mr. Levi Jones, that was not my intentions at all, after all Soldier John lives thousands of miles away from me, although I'm sure he will one day make a fine husband.I apologise if my actions came across in a sinful manner. Christ forgive me.

[Pepper]

Re: Hi

I do apologise, I was merely trying to get to know my fellow brothers and sisters of God.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Hi

As our Jr. Assistant Youth Pastor, I'm going to have to step in here. You two crazy kids are starting to flirt. Flirtation leads to courting. Done under the wrong circumstances, it can leave an otherwise nice young lady in a "family way", where she will become a drain on our already strained resources.

You are going to have to be both Truly Saved™ before you can go courting one another. You'll need to pray the sinners prayer, set a generous tithing schedule to God's Favorite Church® and be Baptized by a True Christian™ Pastor.

I'm still financing my family's Baptism by Pastor Deacon Fred.

[Soldier John]

Re: Hi

Yes I am still in school. I am attending Bible College this coming fall though.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=35632

That should answer any questions you have about me.

I'm flattered that you are asking about me, but this thread is about you

[Pepper]

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Just wondering because you asked me so I thought I'd ask you are you still at school?

[Soldier John]

Re: Hi

how old are you soldier john?

I am 18. Why do you ask Pepper?

[Cranky Old Man]

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I know Marriage is a great thing I cannot wait to serve my husband and bear his children it is one of things I most look forward to in life!

I am very glad to hear that!

Titus 2:4-5 "That they may teach the young women to be sober, to love their husbands, to love their children, To be discreet, chaste, keepers at home, good, obedient to their own husbands, that the word of God be not blasphemed."

Psalm 127:3-5 "Lo, children are an heritage of the LORD: and the fruit of the womb is his reward. As arrows are in the hand of a mighty man; so are children of the youth. Happy is the man that hath his quiver full of them: they shall not be ashamed, but they shall speak with the enemies in the gate."

[Pepper]

Re: Hi

But I am not an American citizen! will I still be on that database? I know Marriage is a great thing I cannot wait to serve my husband and bear his children it is one of things I most look forward to in life!

[Aristotle]

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my DOF? sorry I'm not entirely sure what that means. I turned 18 on December 21st why is that?

Department of Faith. It was set up by Dick Cheney under the Bush Administration and the Obama Socialists are blocked by our Godly Republican Senators from repealing it.

Pepper, I realize that 18 seems young and you assume that you have lots of time to acquire a husband but remember, Mary was 15 when she was betrothed to Joseph. While I know you should have a say in choice of mate. let me remind you that in the time of the Prophets, the whole family joined in the selection of an appropriate husband for a girl(Genesis 24:5, 8). Even the feelings of a female war captive were, to some extent, respected; she was given a month to mourn for her lost family before being forcibly married to her captor (Deuteronomy 21:10-14). Of course, you are not expected to have to do THAT. But, the BIBLE says we are to be fruitful and multiply. You need a husband to accomplish that mission.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hi

my DOF? sorry I'm not entirely sure what that means.

Department of Faith, a branch of U.S. Homeland Security.

I turned 18 on December 21st why is that?

Because your parents fornicated 9 months to the day prior to that.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Hi

I turned 18 on December 21st why is that?

Why are you not married yet? Did your father not select a proper husband for you yet? Marriage is a great thing you know: 1 Corinthians 13:4-7 "Charity suffereth long, and is kind; charity envieth not; charity vaunteth not itself, is not puffed up, Doth not behave itself unseemly, seeketh not her own, is not easily provoked, thinketh no evil; Rejoiceth not in iniquity, but rejoiceth in the truth; Beareth all things, believeth all things, hopeth all things, endureth all things."