[GOD=life]

Re: Hello, All.

No, I haven't

Which Bible do you use? What's your favorite verse?

You have made it clear that you see me in that light.

And I have substantiated by argument rationally. The basis is that a) you refuse to read or accept any Scripture, b) you are self-referential when you talk about God and c) you go into attack mode when you are criticized.

I have nothing to do with your confused mind.

Thank you for not being hateful or condescending

[GodSaveThemAll2]

Re: Hello, All.

You have made it abundantly clear that you consider yourself God.

No, I haven't. You have made it clear that you see me in that light. That's between you and God, my friend. I have nothing to do with your confused mind.

[GOD=life]

Re: Hello, All.

Don't Prophesize me. I'm a Christian and I follow God. I don't wish to be anything more.

I have every right and every duty to stand up against blasphemy.

Please give up the act. You're not a Christian, OK? Even false Christians of practically any denomination can cite Scripture. Even if it's from a corrupted version, it's still some form of scripture.

I will not respond to your petty insults.

You have made it abundantly clear that you consider yourself God.

[GodSaveMe]

Re: Hello, All.

Well, I should just give up the argument then, right? After all, you are the arbiter of Truth, not God......


Going by your flirtatious attitude, I do not disagree there.


That would definitely explain everything. All roads lead to the center of the universe, after all


Yes, we already know you love yourself. That much is clear. The thing that isn't clear is which Scripture you use to back up any of your claims and why you dismiss Scripture that's inconvenient to you.


That's a loaded question. I am not angry at all. The basis of your argument is calling me angry and yourself happy. That's nothing more than an ad hominem fallacy.

Basically, your entire argument can be summarized as "nah nah, I'm right, you're wrong!" -- I am beginning to believe your stated age of 19 is incorrect.


I am sure that your God, i.e. yourself will find that you are right


That's the strangest thing I have ever heard a "Christian" say.

Please substantiate with Scripture your claim that Scripture is irrelevant the moment someone cites passages you find inconvenient.


It looks like you are the angry one, Ms. Happy. It's ironic that you accuse me of being angry and hateful ans yet you express so much resentment yourself.

Are you looking in a mirror? Oh wait, silly question... of course you are


I merely quoted things that God Himself has commanded. You aren't dismissing my words, you are dismissing God's. And this is on the basis of it being inconvenient to you, not because you found an error in it.


Yes, I'm "sure" Jesus has an issue with people who cite Scripture


I am merely being honest. You are the hostile one, child.


Please substantiate your claim with Scripture. Thanks.

Don't Prophesize me. I'm a Christian and I follow God. I don't wish to be anything more.

How am I flirtacious? Maybe you're just a little, ermmm..."freaky".

Oh, I could type out the Scripture if I wanted to. But I do not wish to appease immature young men. Sorry. That's what your mommy is for.

Well, maybe if you wouldn't be so hateful I wouldn't find you angry.

Why are you so concerned about my age? That's why I never post things about myself, people like you try to look for as much as they can find. Ya know dear, I never post pictures of myself anywhere anymore. There's no telling what disgusting things people like you would do with a picture of such a beautiful young thing like me.

I'm not going to read the rest of whatever you put. You're awfully redundant so I don't see the need to.

[GodSaveMe]

Re: Hello, All.

Sounds like you're a bit uppity and hysterical, ma'am.

1 Corinthians 14:34-36
Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law. And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.

Go back to the kitchen and make us a sandwich, please. The boys are up late again smoking cigars and talking about religion.

Why, thank you.

Oh, and I'm sorry, but I'm not the best cook. Maybe you should get your own sandwich, sir. And I've always ran with the boys. I don't smoke though. I'm allergic!

[GOD=life]

Re: Hello, All.

I have to disagree, I'm afraid.

Well, I should just give up the argument then, right? After all, you are the arbiter of Truth, not God......

Nah, I'm straight, I like guys.

Going by your flirtatious attitude, I do not disagree there.

I think you're jealous of me.

That would definitely explain everything. All roads lead to the center of the universe, after all

Nope, I know God's love.

Yes, we already know you love yourself. That much is clear. The thing that isn't clear is which Scripture you use to back up any of your claims and why you dismiss Scripture that's inconvenient to you.

May I ask you why you are so angry?

That's a loaded question. I am not angry at all. The basis of your argument is calling me angry and yourself happy. That's nothing more than an ad hominem fallacy.

Basically, your entire argument can be summarized as "nah nah, I'm right, you're wrong!" -- I am beginning to believe your stated age of 19 is incorrect.

Awww, you poor thing, you. I shall pray for you MUCH tonight!

I am sure that your God, i.e. yourself will find that you are right

The reason I am not using scripture is because you are.

That's the strangest thing I have ever heard a "Christian" say.

Please substantiate with Scripture your claim that Scripture is irrelevant the moment someone cites passages you find inconvenient.

Those like yourself sicken me, ...

It looks like you are the angry one, Ms. Happy. It's ironic that you accuse me of being angry and hateful ans yet you express so much resentment yourself.

Are you looking in a mirror? Oh wait, silly question... of course you are

You use the word of the Lord to attack others.

I merely quoted things that God Himself has commanded. You aren't dismissing my words, you are dismissing God's. And this is on the basis of it being inconvenient to you, not because you found an error in it.

Poor Jesus, unfortunately lots of people don't follow him and it's because of those like yourself.

Yes, I'm "sure" Jesus has an issue with people who cite Scripture

You make Christians out to be so hostile.

I am merely being honest. You are the hostile one, child.

The Lord weeps for your cruel ways.

Please substantiate your claim with Scripture. Thanks.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Hello, All.

What's wrong with communicating with someone on the same intellectual level?

My dearest, I shall pray for you tonight that you may see past your unfortunate ignorance. I am proud to be Methodist. And I know that god loves me and always shall because I accepted him in my heart a very long time ago, which is why I'm always so happy. Maybe you should do the same? You know, just try it. Trust me, you'd like it. It feels good to be in God's arms.

I'm going to ignore that last remark about women. Bigotry is an unfortunate sin, but your words do not involve me. They remain between you and the Lord.

Sounds like you're a bit uppity and hysterical, ma'am.

1 Corinthians 14:34-36
Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law. And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.

Go back to the kitchen and make us a sandwich, please. The boys are up late again smoking cigars and talking about religion.

[GodSaveMe]

Re: Hello, All.

That's like asking why it's wrong to argue with a mathematician that 1+1=3.


Like I said, argumentative.


That's like saying you are proud of being a homersexual. Very sad indeed.


You "know", but you cannot substantiate it. Basically, what happened is that you accepted yourself. God had nothing to do with it.


So your argument is that if you are happy, then you are following God? Do you think drug users are following God?


That's a rather presumptuous and pretentious statement.


Ignoring God's Word is for the ignorant indeed. I merely quoted from the Bible and yet you dismiss that as bigotry. Your "truth filter" is nothing more than "does this appease my self-centered self? No? Then it's bad. Yes? Then God wants it!" -- not surprisingly, in your world, God agrees 100% with with comes into your mind: it's not God, it's yourself.

But please substantiate with Scripture why quoting parts from Scripture that you don't like is a sin. Oh wait, you don't use Scripture.......

Nope. I have to disagree, I'm afraid.

Nah, I'm straight, I like guys. Yes, I am proud of that. And for the record, I do not judge anyone who is homosexual (that's actually the way you spell it, dear) or bisexual, or any different race, for that matter.

I think you're jealous of me.

Nope, I know God's love. If you keep questioning God's love, I think you know where you'll end up, so perhaps you should stop? Just accept Him. Please.

Haha, you are so funny. You're trying to make me look bad. Oh, you naughty little muffin, you! I am loved by God, and I love God back. That is the source of my happiness.

May I ask you why you are so angry?

Awww, you poor thing, you. I shall pray for you MUCH tonight! The reason I am not using scripture is because you are. Those like yourself sicken me, if I may be so bold (and since I am an independent woman, then yes, I may!). You use the word of the Lord to attack others. That's the saddest thing anyone could ever do. Poor Jesus, unfortunately lots of people don't follow him and it's because of those like yourself. You make Christians out to be so hostile. The Lord weeps for your cruel ways.

[GOD=life]

Re: Hello, All.

What's wrong with communicating with someone on the same intellectual level?

That's like asking why it's wrong to argue with a mathematician that 1+1=3.

My dearest, I shall pray for you tonight that you may see past your unfortunate ignorance.

Like I said, argumentative.

I am proud to be Methodist.

That's like saying you are proud of being a homersexual. Very sad indeed.

And I know that God loves me and always shall because I accepted Him in my heart a very long time ago, ...

You "know", but you cannot substantiate it. Basically, what happened is that you accepted yourself. God had nothing to do with it.

which is why I'm always so happy.

So your argument is that if you are happy, then you are following God? Do you think drug users are following God?

Maybe you should do the same? You know, just try it. Trust me, you'd like it. It feels good to be in God's arms.

That's a rather presumptuous and pretentious statement.

I'm going to ignore that last remark about women. Bigotry is an unfortunate sin, but your words do not involve me. They remain between you and the Lord.

Ignoring God's Word is for the ignorant indeed. I merely quoted from the Bible and yet you dismiss that as bigotry. Your "truth filter" is nothing more than "does this appease my self-centered self? No? Then it's bad. Yes? Then God wants it!" -- not surprisingly, in your world, God agrees 100% with with comes into your mind: it's not God, it's yourself.

But please substantiate with Scripture why quoting parts from Scripture that you don't like is a sin. Oh wait, you don't use Scripture.......

[GodSaveMe]

Re: Hello, All.

And yet you talk like you are the Pastor's intellectual equal. Something is not right here.


Perhaps, but you do not do so in the right way. When you stand before God, the following will take place.

Matthew
7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
7:24 Therefore whosoever heareth these sayings of mine, and doeth them, I will liken him unto a wise man, which built his house upon a rock:
7:25 And the rain descended, and the floods came, and the winds blew, and beat upon that house; and it fell not: for it was founded upon a rock.
7:26 And every one that heareth these sayings of mine, and doeth them not, shall be likened unto a foolish man, which built his house upon the sand:
7:27 And the rain descended, and the floods came, and the winds blew, and beat upon that house; and it fell: and great was the fall of it.

Your house is, to put it mildly, built on sand, not on a rock.


There's nothing wrong with being a female. There is everything wrong with
being a female and talking out of turn.

TImothy
2:11 Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.
2:12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
2:13 For Adam was first formed, then Eve.
2:14 And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.
2:15 Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.

What's wrong with communicating with someone on the same intellectual level?

My dearest, I shall pray for you tonight that you may see past your unfortunate ignorance. I am proud to be Methodist. And I know that god loves me and always shall because I accepted him in my heart a very long time ago, which is why I'm always so happy. Maybe you should do the same? You know, just try it. Trust me, you'd like it. It feels good to be in God's arms.

I'm going to ignore that last remark about women. Bigotry is an unfortunate sin, but your words do not involve me. They remain between you and the Lord.

[GOD=life]

Re: Hello, All.

I did not mean to patronize...

And yet you talk like you are the Pastor's intellectual equal. Something is not right here.

I worship God, the one and only God, the same God that you do.

Perhaps, but you do not do so in the right way. When you stand before God, the following will take place.

Matthew
7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
7:24 Therefore whosoever heareth these sayings of mine, and doeth them, I will liken him unto a wise man, which built his house upon a rock:
7:25 And the rain descended, and the floods came, and the winds blew, and beat upon that house; and it fell not: for it was founded upon a rock.
7:26 And every one that heareth these sayings of mine, and doeth them not, shall be likened unto a foolish man, which built his house upon the sand:
7:27 And the rain descended, and the floods came, and the winds blew, and beat upon that house; and it fell: and great was the fall of it.

Your house is, to put it mildly, built on sand, not on a rock.

Oh, and what's so wrong with being a female?

There's nothing wrong with being a female. There is everything wrong with
being a female and talking out of turn.

TImothy
2:11 Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.
2:12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
2:13 For Adam was first formed, then Eve.
2:14 And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.
2:15 Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.

[GodSaveMe]

Re: Hello, All.

You talk too much.

Listen first, ask questions later. No need to be argumentative with the Pastor.

And we don't need "peace" if it involves corrupting the Bible and distancing ourselves from God. No Satan on this forum, please.

Ah, yes, I am quite a talker, lol. But I do listen. I am listening, I just don't understand the animosity.

I'm not being argumentative, dear. I would never do that, of course.

By peace I meant friendship. I thought you'd all get that. I suppose not, though, by these replies I'm getting...

I would never corrupt the Bible, my darling, I wouldn't dream of it. That's just plain horrible. And may I ask who is bringing satan on this forum? Certainly not me.

[GodSaveMe]

Re: Hello, All.

Little lady, you started off by refusing to tell us anything about yourself. Then you proceeded to scoot around the forum, offering unsaved advice where it was not asked for, and referring to your betters in a patronizing tone. Then you told us that you're a Methodist. That should summarize it for you.

I'll bet you have a female pastor, right? Is that where you learned to talk back like this? Did you even bother to read any of the links I posted for you?

I did not refuse, sir, I'm just a bit hesitant when it comes to publishing things about myself on the internet.

My advice is not unsaved. I do not understand you, sir. I do not understand where you come from in saying that. Please feel free to elaborate. If I could see your point, I'd most certainly apologize.

Furthermore, I offer advice to help. As Christians, we are here on Earth to help spread the message of God's love. I'm sure you'd already know that, though, seeing that you are a pastor.

I did not mean to patronize...

Anyways, humor me, what is wrong with being a Methodist? I worship God, the one and only God, the same God that you do.

I honestly didn't see the links. I am new here...I'll get right to them.

And no, we have a male pastor. He's like a second father to me.

Oh, and what's so wrong with being a female?

[GOD=life]

Re: Hello, All.

If not, please tell me what I have done wrong.

You talk too much.

Listen first, ask questions later. No need to be argumentative with the Pastor.

And we don't need "peace" if it involves corrupting the Bible and distancing ourselves from God. No Satan on this forum, please.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello, All.

Little lady, you started off by refusing to tell us anything about yourself. Then you proceeded to scoot around the forum, offering unsaved advice where it was not asked for, and referring to your betters in a patronizing tone. Then you told us that you're a Methodist. That should summarize it for you.

I'll bet you have a female pastor, right? Is that where you learned to talk back like this? Did you even bother to read any of the links I posted for you?