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  • Jacques
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    • Feb 2010
    • 33
    #1

    Bonjour

    Hello Ladover, I'm Jacques.
    I found your website while looking over places to help strengthe my religio and I Like everything that I have read, I hope I can post and read more!
    Godbless!
    ( sorry for the bad English its not my main lanugage)
    ( you should come over to France so we can discuss more!)
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    • Halleluyah Rob
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      • Jan 2010
      • 353
      #2
      Re: Bonjour

      Son, are you mockin' this here Church with your fancy French and such?

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        • Jacques
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          • Feb 2010
          • 33
          #3
          Re: Bonjour

          Originally posted by Halleluyah Rob View Post
          Son, are you mockin' this here Church with your fancy French and such?
          No, Bonjour is french for "hello" it's a greeting. I am truly sorry if it confused you.

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            • Halleluyah Rob
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              • Jan 2010
              • 353
              #4
              Re: Bonjour

              Originally posted by Jacques View Post
              No, Bonjour is french for "hello" it's a greeting. I am truly sorry if it confused you.
              What truly confused me was your proposal that Landover should move from the Godly United States of America, to your measly country.

              We're very happy where we are, thank you very much.

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                • Jacques
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                  • Feb 2010
                  • 33
                  #5
                  Re: Bonjour

                  Originally posted by Halleluyah Rob View Post
                  What truly confused me was your proposal that Landover should move from the Godly United States of America, to your measly country.

                  We're very happy where we are, thank you very much.
                  I ment that it would be nice to meet some of you, sorry for wording it wrong yet agian.

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                    • James Hutchins
                      True Christian™
                      Just a Regular Nice Guy
                       
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 29457
                      #6
                      Re: Bonjour

                      Hi Jack, can I call you Jack, thanks, you're swell!

                      Jack, glad to see you managed to get out of that Godforsaken hell hole and navigate to God's Favorite Forum®. What Church do attend, I imagine in is in the underground like on Hogan's Heroes. Do you know Hedi? Mo matter. Tell me Jack, what is your favorite verse out of the Bible?

                      Did you know that the Internet is an American invention and you are therefore required to speak American when using it? Just giving you a heads up, as I'd hate to see you do time for misuse of Al Gores invention.
                      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                        • Halleluyah Rob
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                          • Jan 2010
                          • 353
                          #7
                          Re: Bonjour

                          Originally posted by Jacques View Post
                          I ment that it would be nice to meet some of you, sorry for wording it wrong yet agian.
                          Please, tell me:

                          What Church do you attend? What are your religious views? What brings you here?

                          (Read it slowly and spell it out, I'm sure you'll figure it out..eventually)

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                            • Brother Temperance
                              Senior Usher
                              True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                              A very nice young man
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 15621
                              #8
                              Re: Bonjour

                              What's your favourite Bible verse, friend? How did you come to know Jesus? Is it true that there are other Christians in your socialist hellhole, or are you the only one over there?
                              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                                • Pastor Ezekiel
                                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                   
                                  • Sep 2006
                                  • 78556
                                  #9
                                  Re: Bonjour

                                  I always thought "bonjoor" was French for "goodbye."

                                  Anyway, welcome to God's favorite forum Jackie. Jesus has guided you here to get Saved(r). Your first important step in that direction will be to take regular baths, using soap each and every time. Followed by deodorant and mouthwash, okay?

                                  Please read THIS thread, designed especially for new posters such as yourself.

                                  Don't forget, Jackie; soap and hot water, daily. You can start smelling like a Christian anyway.
                                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                    • Jed_Cassidy
                                      True Christian™
                                      True Christian™
                                      • May 2009
                                      • 289
                                      #10
                                      Re: Bonjour

                                      Hello Jakes! I've never met a non-colored foreigner before. Tell us more about yourself!
                                      Matthew 7:15
                                      Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.

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                                        • Jacques
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                                          • Feb 2010
                                          • 33
                                          #11
                                          Re: Bonjour

                                          Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                                          What's your favourite Bible verse, friend? How did you come to know Jesus? Is it true that there are other Christians in your socialist hellhole, or are you the only one over there?
                                          well, Mark 16:17, I was born into an Atheist family and have been going to church and learnining more after I finally moved away. I know alot of people whom do and do not belive in god but alot do not

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                                            • Cranky Old Man
                                              Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                                              You kids get off his lawn!
                                               
                                              • Jan 2010
                                              • 22380
                                              #12
                                              Re: Bonjour

                                              Originally posted by Jacques View Post
                                              Location: Paris, France


                                              Deuteronomy 6:5 "And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might."
                                              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                                              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                                              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                                                • Jacques
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                                                  • Feb 2010
                                                  • 33
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Bonjour

                                                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                  I always thought "bonjoor" was French for "goodbye."

                                                  Anyway, welcome to God's favorite forum Jackie. Jesus has guided you here to get Saved®. Your first important step in that direction will be to take regular baths, using soap each and every time. Followed by deodorant and mouthwash, okay?

                                                  Please read THIS thread, designed especially for new posters such as yourself.

                                                  Don't forget, Jackie; soap and hot water, daily. You can start smelling like a Christian anyway.
                                                  Aw do I have to Bathe, I think us french will die if we do

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                                                    • Rev. M. Rodimer
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                                                      • May 2008
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                                                      Re: Bonjour

                                                      Originally posted by Jacques View Post
                                                      Aw do I have to Bathe, I think us french will die if we do
                                                      You won't melt, will you?
                                                      Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                                      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                                      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                                                        • Halleluyah Rob
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                                                          • Jan 2010
                                                          • 353
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: Bonjour

                                                          Originally posted by Jacques View Post
                                                          well, Mark 16:17, I was born into an Atheist family and have been going to church and learnining more after I finally moved away. I know alot of people whom do and do not belive in god but alot do not
                                                          Did you know your family will be sent into a lake of fire for their disgusting denial of God's existence?

                                                          Psalms 14:1 - "The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good."

                                                          And for being born in an Atheist family you have a lot of repenting to do.

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