Greetings and warm salutations

[Domina]

I'd just like to introduce Myself to the fine people of LBC.
I am a entrepreneurial Female located in the heart of the south - Atlanta Georgia.
I look forward to the gregarious fellowship I'm sure you all will generously bestow upon "unsaved trash" such as Myself.
Any pointers on how I might become a True Christian™ like yourselves?

[Virginia Day Templeton]

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Read this. Then read it again. Rinse, repeat.

[Joo (Quarantined)]

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Read this. Then read it again. Rinse, repeat.

Then you have to give up all notions of self confidence and submit to a True Christian male in every way and accept his beatings with joy. Yeah, they're pretty sexist.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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I'd just like to introduce Myself to the fine people of LBC.

Welcome, Domina! It is a pleasure to meet you, and may God draw you nearer to Him.

I am a entrepreneurial Female located in the heart of the south - Atlanta Georgia.

Hmm, a so-called "professional woman". Why do you hate children? Do you realize that you were called to be a professional mother? Your job is to raise children, a job in which there is no shame! In fact, it is shameful to throw away that opportunity for earthly pleasures. Your husband should be able to provide for you, and if he isn't able to, I am sure that you can find some very provincial True Christians here!

I look forward to the gregarious fellowship I'm sure you all will generously bestow upon "unsaved trash" such as Myself.

We are truly longsuffering here in our aspirations to be like our Lord and Savior, so if you are willing to put in the effort and tithe, then we will be there every step of the way to help you on the path to Salvation.

Any pointers on how I might become a True Christian™ like yourselves?

Well I suggest you stop cheating Jesus out of His rightful money, as a start. Speak with a pastor about catching up with your tithing of 10% of every dime you've ever made in order to ensure that Jesus doesn't hurl your cheap corpse straight to Hell.

[Domina]

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Thank you all for the congenial welcome. It's nothing less than I would have expected to receive from members of "God's Favorite Forum"...<ahem>
To Dr. Ville:
Indeed, I'm a professional and a Woman as well. I do not hate children, I simply believe they are merely meant to be seen and not heard. Even better than that... neither. That is why I support the idea of a boarding-school education once the little buggers are potty trained they get a one-way ticket to Sweden and a fully secured credit card.
All sentiments aside though, who's to say that I am NOT a mother? I don't recall mentioning it either way in my original post. Many women today work full time jobs (some are even the household breadwinners) and also keep a happy home with husband and children.

P.S... does contributing to pitiful tele-mercial driven projects such as the christian childrens funds qualify as tithing? Sandi Patti didn't specify an answer either way. >:/

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Do you even have your husband's permission to be in this Godly forum? What church does he have you attend?

[angelique_of_the_damned44]

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Welcome. You seem to be very polite and very well educated.
I hope you'll have a lot of fun here.

[Sister Noddy]

Re: Greetings and warm salutations

I'd just like to introduce Myself to the fine people of LBC.
I am a entrepreneurial Female located in the heart of the south - Atlanta Georgia.
I look forward to the gregarious fellowship I'm sure you all will generously bestow upon "unsaved trash" such as Myself.
Any pointers on how I might become a True Christian™ like yourselves?

Welcome, Domina --- do you love Jesus and have you taken him as your saviour?

If you do, then you're off to a good start!

--- and be sure to faithfully the Bible every day!

... nods

[Arethusa]

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I don't think Jesus allows women to be entrepreneurial. Once you get all that nonsense out of your head I'm sure you'll become right with God. Welcome Domina!

[Remy Lebeau]

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Thank you all for the congenial welcome. It's nothing less than I would have expected to receive from members of "God's Favorite Forum"...<ahem>
To Dr. Ville:
Indeed, I'm a professional and a Woman as well. I do not hate children, I simply believe they are merely meant to be seen and not heard. Even better than that... neither. That is why I support the idea of a boarding-school education once the little buggers are potty trained they get a one-way ticket to Sweden and a fully secured credit card.
All sentiments aside though, who's to say that I am NOT a mother? I don't recall mentioning it either way in my original post. Many women today work full time jobs (some are even the household breadwinners) and also keep a happy home with husband and children.

P.S... does contributing to pitiful tele-mercial driven projects such as the christian childrens funds qualify as tithing? Sandi Patti didn't specify an answer either way. >:/

God forbid you did have any children. It's bad enough that you are a lezbean and being raised under such a condition would do grave damage to the poor kid's psyche; However, we also know "professional women" who try to cut it as a man tend to murder their children. Reading Hitlery Clinton books tends to have the same effect. If your so-called "husband" was a real man you'd probably end up killing him in his sleep.

Do you now understand the danger you are putting your loved ones in?

[Domina]

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I asked My husbands permission to post in this Godly forum, but it seems he was disinclined to respond...
I suppose I should have loosened up his ball gag before I asked <shrug>

He will be in a better mood once I remove the CB3000 from his nether regions, I will try asking him again then.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I asked My husbands permission to post in this Godly forum, but it seems he was disinclined to respond...
I suppose I should have loosened up his ball gag before I asked <shrug>

He will be in a better mood once I remove the CB3000 from his nether regions, I will try asking him again then.

God will not be mocked, you degenerate feminazi!

That having been said, I suppose you charge for your services? How much would you charge for....better hit that Paypal button at the bottom of this page and make a robust Love Offering to Jesus. You can afford it, "ms." manhater.

[Talitha]

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the CB3000 from his

The earlier CB2000 model gives a much better result.
(So I'm told)

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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I asked My husbands permission to post in this Godly forum, but it seems he was disinclined to respond...
I suppose I should have loosened up his ball gag before I asked <shrug>

He will be in a better mood once I remove the CB3000 from his nether regions, I will try asking him again then.

The earlier CB2000 model gives a much better result.
(So I'm told)

Pure foolishness! Both of those models are obsolete.

[Poetic Peter]

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Pure foolishness! Both of those models are obsolete.

Pray tell, by what?

Cite chapter and verse please.

PP