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  • empacae
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Feb 2010
    • 14
    #1

    G'day from The Great White North

    Just wanted to greet you all. I know I'll get slammed for coming from a liberal socialistic pinko country like Canada. But it's not that I got to pick that, and Christ knows that God hates abortions, so here I am. However this should be some comfort to ya... that wherever in the world there is chinks, yids, browns, gooks, spics, and even pasty white Canucks... there is an American dying to come out. We just need ya to come up here and invade us first so we can see the true light of God's grand plan.

    Love in Christ,

    emp.


    Favorite Bible passage, John 6 51-60's somewehere.

    Attend many different churches.
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    • Cranky Old Man
      Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
      You kids get off his lawn!
       
      • Jan 2010
      • 22375
      #2
      Re: G'day from The Great White North

      Welcome to our forum, I think. What exactly are you visiting us for?

      Romans 8:9 "But ye are not in the flesh, but in the Spirit, if so be that the Spirit of God dwell in you. Now if any man have not the Spirit of Christ, he is none of his."
      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556
          #3
          Re: G'day from The Great White North

          You sound mighty lazy. God doesn't want you to attend "anyold" Church.

          How old are you? Please tell us about how you came to find Jesus.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • empacae
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Feb 2010
              • 14
              #4
              Re: G'day from The Great White North

              Funny how the Cranky Old Man is the first to reply and ask what I am visiting for... I'd half expect a double barrel shotgun to come popping up through my monitor when asked... Why are you a member of Landover?

              emp

              In answer... the Holy Spirit guided me here. Since there ain't no such things as flukes.

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                • empacae
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Feb 2010
                  • 14
                  #5
                  Re: G'day from The Great White North

                  I am mighty lazy Pastor. I confess I'm probably the laziest SOB on the planet... The demon Sloth has always had me by the short and curlies. I've been with Christ since before I was born, and all my life... so when did I came to him? Dunno, He came to me. Always I guess... 41 years.

                  emp

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                    • Cranky Old Man
                      Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                      You kids get off his lawn!
                       
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 22375
                      #6
                      Re: G'day from The Great White North

                      Originally posted by empacae View Post
                      I'd half expect a double barrel shotgun to come popping up through my monitor when asked...
                      According to my sons this is not yet possible on the internet. I assure you I will start doing this as soon as it is possible.

                      Originally posted by empacae View Post
                      I am mighty lazy
                      Fix that. God does not like lazy people.

                      Colossians 3:23 "And whatsoever ye do, do it heartily, as to the Lord, and not unto men"
                      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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