[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: My God Blessed Greetings To You All

That's rather rude, Mister Temperance.

Not as rude as derailing the welcome thread for a widow who is honestly seeking salvation through Christ and His Favorite Church by praying to Satan to send more witches to help you with your nefarious deeds.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: My God Blessed Greetings To You All

Not as rude as derailing the welcome thread for a widow who is honestly seeking salvation through Christ and His Favorite Church by praying to Satan to send more witches to help you with your nefarious deeds.

Touché.

[The Widow Anna]

Re: My God Blessed Greetings To You All

Why would you have "preference for neither the left nor the right"? Are you suggesting there's no difference between George Bush and Hitlery Clinton? Karl Marx and Karl Rove? Pat Robertson and Valerie Solanos? God and the Devil? What's wrong with you, woman?

My dear brother, I have only no preference for the left nor right when it comes to font alignment. Though, I am the first to admit it is one of many important evils in this world, alas I fear right-aligning all my font to show my true anti-communist feelings would only cause more ill-feeling.

[The Widow Anna]

Re: My God Blessed Greetings To You All

I don't know what "church" officials you were speaking to, but they certainly weren't True Christians™! My word, you certain came here in the nick of time! No pastor who was truly walking with Jesus would ever decide that "Ms." was ever appropriate. Well, you're here now, and I'm certain that if you ask one of our fine, manly True Christian™ pastors, one of them can fix that for you and make it either "Mrs. Anti-Anathema" or, space permitting, "The Widow Anti-Anathema".

My dearest sister, I am eternally grateful for your help in this matter and I will seek the assistance of one of the dashing pastors to correct it.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: My God Blessed Greetings To You All

Recent research has shown that God left-aligned the Bible to teach us a lesson: those who start on the left should gravitate to the right to learn more and be more Godly.

[The Widow Anna]

Re: My God Blessed Greetings To You All

Recent research has shown that God left-aligned the Bible to teach us a lesson: those who start on the left should gravitate to the right to learn more and be more Godly.

Ah, such careful planning by our Lord and Saviour, nothing less would be expected of course.