[Joo (Quarantined)]

Re: Greetings to everyone

I'm only 18 and I haven't finished High School yet. And I do NOT want to be a teenage mother.


Nope. I accedently typed in 1989 instead of 1988, so it says that I'm 17 instead of 18.



Well, I was raised in a Catholic family, but I don't agree with them on some viewpoints so I don't consider myself Catholic. I'm really interested in hearing different views concerning religion and lifestyle, which is the reason I joined.

And, to be quite honest, I really don't know what a "tithe" is.


No. I just thought "Weeping Willow" sounded cool.

Really? O_o I'm seventeen and I'm in College...either I'm ahead of schedule or you're behind.

Typos happen to everyone.

Makes sense.

A tithe is basically a donation (usually in the form of money) towards a Church in the name of promoting the faith.

Fair enough.

[Brother Temperance]

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Really? O_o I'm seventeen and I'm in College...either I'm ahead of schedule or you're behind.

She's a retarded and your Joo parents probably bribed the college administrators to let you into college early because they knew you'd be able to find stoners to peddle drugs to more easily there. Any more questions?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I see that today is Pastor Ezekiel's birthday.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ZEKE!!!

Thank you for noticing young lady. You are the only wad of unsaved trash who was moved by the Holy Ghost to offer me congratulations of not being killed by Jesus for another year. Bless you for that. Maybe there is hope for you yet.

If there is anything you'd like to discuss with me....privately, why feel free to send me a PM.

[Joo (Quarantined)]

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She's a retarded and your Joo parents probably bribed the college administrators to let you into college early because they knew you'd be able to find stoners to peddle drugs to more easily there. Any more questions?

That was pretty rude you know. I don't care what you say about me, but she didn't deserve to be called retarded.

[Brother Temperance]

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That was pretty rude you know. I don't care what you say about me, but she didn't deserve to be called retarded.

She's 18 years old and still hasn't passed 10th grade, what would you call the backwards child?

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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Who said anything about being a lesbian? She's just a friend, nothing more.

We've heard that all before. "I did not have sexual relations with that woman ". We know better.

Oh, okay. I got it now. Why is it a specific amount? And what if you don't have a job?

The tithe is set up as 10% of everything you own as God directed throughout the Bible. If you don't have a job, then you're leeching off of those of us who DO, and need to get off your kiester and find something. McDonalds is hiring, but you'll have to work with the Messycants.

[weeping_willow]

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Thank you for noticing young lady. You are the only wad of unsaved trash who was moved by the Holy Ghost to offer me congratulations of not being killed by Jesus for another year. Bless you for that. Maybe there is hope for you yet.

If there is anything you'd like to discuss with me....privately, why feel free to send me a PM.

You're welcome.
I was always taught that no matter how many fights or arguements you get into, no matter how much they may have made you mad because of something they said or did, if it's their birthday or if it's something else that deserves celebration, you should always congratulate them.

And thank you for the offer, but I can't seem to PM. I'm assuming it's because I'm still considered Unsaved Trash. Oh, well.

She's 18 years old and still hasn't passed 10th grade, what would you call the backwards child?

First, my mother held my sister and I back 1 year because she didn't trust the public school we went to at the time. Otherwise, we would have graduated by now.
Second, I'm a senior in high school.

We've heard that all before. "I did not have sexual relations with that woman ". We know better.

We are NOT lesbians. And I would appreciate it if you didn't call us that.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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The tithe is set up as 10% of everything you own as God directed throughout the Bible. If you don't have a job, then you're leeching off of those of us who DO, and need to get off your kiester and find something. McDonalds is hiring, but you'll have to work with the Messycants.

Actually Jesus makes a special provision for the penniless.

Mark 12:41 And Jesus sat over against the treasury, and beheld how the people cast money into the treasury: and many that were rich cast in much. Mark 12:42 And there came a certain poor widow, and she threw in two mites, which make a farthing. Mark 12:43 And he called unto him his disciples, and saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That this poor widow hath cast more in, than all they which have cast into the treasury: Mark 12:44 For all they did cast in of their abundance; but she of her want did cast in all that she had, even all her living.

See? Jesus wants the poor to tithe EVERYTHING they have. Those who do can surely expect the Lord to richly reward them. So sell everything you own, beg, borrow or otherwise expropriate the rest, and send it in to Jesus TODAY via the Paypal button at the bottom of this page. So you don't forget, tithe before midnight tonight!

[Joo (Quarantined)]

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She's 18 years old and still hasn't passed 10th grade, what would you call the backwards child?

She said she hasn't graduated Highschool, and here in America that last grade which she should be in based on her age is the 12th grade. I knew some other people who were 18, some even 19 in the 12th grade and they weren't retarded, they just started school late. Which is why I said "behind the game" not ill equipped (AKA mentally challenged).