Greetings to everyone

[weeping_willow]

Hi. How is everyone?
Let's see, a little about myself:
Well, I'm a girl (I'm 18, but I made a typo while filling out my birthday).
I have a twin sister. She was born 3 minutes before midnight and I was born 4 minutes after.


That's about it. If you have any questions, feel free to ask.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Greetings to everyone

Hi. How is everyone?
Let's see, a little about myself:
Well, I'm a girl (I'm 18, but I made a typo while filling out my birthday).
I have a twin sister. She was born 3 minutes before midnight and I was born 4 minutes after.


That's about it. If you have any questions, feel free to ask.

Yes friend. Are you a Christian, what is your favorite Bible verse and what level can you tithe at?

[Talitha]

Re: Greetings to everyone

Welcome

How many years have you been married?
How many Children have you had for the Lord?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Greetings to everyone

Are you weeping because you've realized how much sin is out in the world and you want to help us evangelize?

[Sister Noddy]

Re: Greetings to everyone

Hi. How is everyone?
Let's see, a little about myself:
Well, I'm a girl (I'm 18, but I made a typo while filling out my birthday).
I have a twin sister. She was born 3 minutes before midnight and I was born 4 minutes after.

That's about it. If you have any questions, feel free to ask.

Hello there, Weeping --- you sure your 'typo' wasn't the adding of a 1 in front of the number 8 ?

Do you like the Bible, dear? Folks on this forum go by the Bible ---

--- yep that's right, word for word the Word of God, as written, in English

Hint --- quickly post your favorite Bible verse --- we are waiting to hear

Do you love Jesus, and accept Him as your Lord and Saviour?

Hint --- quickly say yessss

[weeping_willow]

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Welcome

How many years have you been married?
How many Children have you had for the Lord?

I'm only 18 and I haven't finished High School yet. And I do NOT want to be a teenage mother.

Hello there, Weeping --- you sure your 'typo' wasn't the adding of a 1 in front of the number 8 ? old

Nope. I accedently typed in 1989 instead of 1988, so it says that I'm 17 instead of 18.

Yes friend. Are you a Christian, what is your favorite Bible verse and what level can you tithe at?

Well, I was raised in a Catholic family, but I don't agree with them on some viewpoints so I don't consider myself Catholic. I'm really interested in hearing different views concerning religion and lifestyle, which is the reason I joined.

And, to be quite honest, I really don't know what a "tithe" is.

Are you weeping because you've realized how much sin is out in the world and you want to help us evangelize?

No. I just thought "Weeping Willow" sounded cool.

[Sister Noddy]

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I like your answers, you're up front and honest ... hi, my name is Nan

[angelique_of_the_damned44]

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Hey. You finally made it!
I was wondering how long it was going to take.

So, do you like the forum. Everyone seems to be really nice to you. That's a good sign!

And, to be quite honest, I really don't know what a "tithe" is.

It's pretty much their collection plate, only you have to give at least 10% of your income.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Hey. You finally made it!
I was wondering how long it was going to take.

I see that you have invited another one of your lezbianic friends into God's favorite forum. Please refrain from any displays of perversion on these boards. Jesus reads everything you post, young lady....

As for tithing, all you need to do is click on that shiny Paypal button at the bottom of this page and we'll set you up with a comfortable tithing schedule that works for us all.

Don't try and rob Jesus, okay?

[weeping_willow]

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I see that you have invited another one of your lezbianic friends into God's favorite forum. Please refrain from any displays of perversion on these boards. Jesus reads everything you post, young lady....

Who said anything about being a lesbian? She's just a friend, nothing more.

Hey, Angelique. I'm glad to be here too.

It's pretty much their collection plate, only you have to give at least 10% of your income.

Oh, okay. I got it now. Why is it a specific amount? And what if you don't have a job?

[Homertard]

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Hi, there I am The Omerta. How are you on this fair day?

[weeping_willow]

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Hi, there I am The Omerta. How are you on this fair day?

I'm doing very well. Thank you for asking.

[Homertard]

Re: Greetings to everyone

Indeed. So, how did you come across this realm?

[weeping_willow]

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My friend, Angelique, told me about the site.

[weeping_willow]

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I see that today is Pastor Ezekiel's birthday.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ZEKE!!!