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  • Muttthepreacher
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    • Feb 2010
    • 12
    #1

    Hoping to find a haven...

    Hello,
    I'm new here...so let me introduce myself and see if I can stop getting private messages from brother Zeke about"flappity flap"
    Sorry about any infractions.
    I am a 55 year old Minister,Biker and Musician currently living in Alabama..(pray for me).
    Like Paul, I met our Lord on the road to Damascus(Ga.) while not a tax collector I was in "collections'' for a group that sold vitamin supplements.
    Sometimes ,people get so happy about being healthy,they forget to make payments.
    While on my route....I was literally knocked off my bike by this blinding light!
    It wasn't raining...and I heard no gunshot so I new it had to be alien abduction or THE LORD!
    Lucky me ! It WAS The Lord !
    Right then and there, just outside the Damascus city limit sign ,I knelt and asked The Lord to save my leather clad ,black with sin soul.
    Oh the joy! The Peace!
    I was able to finish my collections with very little of the violence that usually was required.I was a changed man!
    That Georgia highway turned out to be the road to Salvation!
    Praise His Name!
    Numbers 31:53- "For the men of war had taken booty,every man for himself."
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    • Cranky Old Man
      Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
      You kids get off his lawn!
       
      • Jan 2010
      • 22373
      #2
      Re: Hoping to find a haven...

      Originally posted by Muttthepreacher View Post
      I knelt and asked The Lord to save my leather clad ,black with sin soul.
      Well it si a good start to pray. Did you read and memorize the KJV1611 Holy Bible from cover to cover yet?
      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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        • Muttthepreacher
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          Under Investigation
          • Feb 2010
          • 12
          #3
          Re: Hoping to find a haven...

          Yes..most of it..I got a little bogged down in Numbers, but with the help of my calculator(powered by Nigra treadmill),I made it thru...My wife is currently quizzing me on the "begats"..will report later.
          I.H.S.
          Mutt
          Numbers 31:53- "For the men of war had taken booty,every man for himself."

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            • James Dewitt
              #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
              • Jan 2010
              • 6267
              #4
              Re: Hoping to find a haven...

              Tell us Muttly what church do you attend? What is your Favorite Bible Verse? Why has Jesus guided you to our little band of happy Christians? What can we do for you?

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                • Muttthepreacher
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                  Under Investigation
                  • Feb 2010
                  • 12
                  #5
                  Re: Hoping to find a haven...

                  Well..
                  Currently, because of the Lieberal administration creeping into even such Christian bastions as Our Fair State..we are forced to meet in the back room of The River Lounge.
                  It has graciously offered us a place 7 days a week and refreshments (true Southern ,God fearing folk).
                  Most of us are veterans,having served this Godly Nation honorably and just want to be able to worship in peace.
                  The Joo lawyers have leveled slanderous lies about some of our flock,so there is a need for a small amount of secrecy when we meet.
                  It truly is trying to be a Christian sometimes,but we know that whatever we suffer here is worth the price.
                  I would like to offer our services if you have a need for security at any of your functions...we are well equipped and consider ourselves Gods' Soldiers.

                  Thank you for the Christian spirit of welcome!

                  Numbers 31:53- For the men of war had taken booty, every man for himself.
                  Numbers 31:53- "For the men of war had taken booty,every man for himself."

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