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  • Lauretta
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Feb 2010
    • 1
    #1

    Hi. :)

    Hi. I'm no fun. Also, I'm a bit of an asshole too. I also have an odd obsession with Japenese things. Yup. So, thats me. I also don't care about religion and hate Jesus. I'd rather diddle around on Youtube and read about random fucking video games and movies and shit rather than come here, but I'm doing it anyways because I'm not actually me. So, everyone.
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    • Meek and Humble
      Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
      Biblical Black Belt
      Jr. Pastor
      True Christian™
      • Dec 2008
      • 6197
      #2
      Re: Hi.



      Obvious trolls are obvious.

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        • Paul Jeffery
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Dec 2009
          • 272
          #3
          Re: Hi.

          Originally posted by Lauretta View Post
          Hi. I'm no fun. Also, I'm a bit of an asshole too. I also have an odd obsession with Japenese things. Yup. So, thats me. I also don't care about religion and hate Jesus. I'd rather diddle around on Youtube and read about random piffleing video games and movies and shit rather than come here, but I'm doing it anyways because I'm not actually me. So, everyone.
          Too much time on your hands and this is the best you can do? Impressive.

          Matthew 12:35-37 (King James Version)


          35A good man out of the good treasure of the heart bringeth forth good things: and an evil man out of the evil treasure bringeth forth evil things.
          36But I say unto you, That every idle word that men shall speak, they shall give account thereof in the day of judgment.
          37For by thy words thou shalt be justified, and by thy words thou shalt be condemned.


          It's gonna suck to be you one day, huh Lauetta? Of course, it is possible that you could avoid being sodomized by demons for the rest of eternity, but you'd have to............oh never mind.
          sigpicMIKE HUCKABEE/RAND PAUL - 2012 (or sooner if possible)

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556
              #4
              Re: Hi.

              Why did you bother to register here? Did satan send you?
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Brother Enoch
                  The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                  True Christian™
                  • Jun 2008
                  • 4392
                  #5
                  Re: Hi.

                  Originally posted by Lauretta View Post
                  Hi. I'm no fun. Also, I'm a bit of an asshole too. I also have an odd obsession with Japenese things. Yup. So, thats me. I also don't care about religion and hate Jesus. I'd rather diddle around on Youtube and read about random piffleing video games and movies and shit rather than come here, but I'm doing it anyways because I'm not actually me. So, everyone.
                  This is the best you can do? Really? 4chan used to unleash much better trolls. Ah well, I guess they take what they can get these days. I'll bet some of them even know how to spell 'Japanese'.

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                    • Cranky Old Man
                      Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                      You kids get off his lawn!
                       
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 22380
                      #6
                      Re: Hi.

                      Originally posted by Lauretta View Post
                      Hi. I'm no fun.
                      We noticed. Please leave.
                      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                        • James Hutchins
                          True Christian™
                          Just a Regular Nice Guy
                           
                          • Jun 2009
                          • 29457
                          #7
                          Re: Hi.

                          Originally posted by Lauretta View Post
                          Hi. I'm no fun. Also, I'm a bit of an asshole too. I also have an odd obsession with Japenese things. Yup. So, thats me. I also don't care about religion and hate Jesus. I'd rather diddle around on Youtube and read about random piffleing video games and movies and shit rather than come here, but I'm doing it anyways because I'm not actually me. So, everyone.
                          I see. So what you are telling us that you are a total loser who is merely taking up space like a weed in God's garden.
                          Ever consider touring the Pacific rim? I understand may tour companies off a great package for euthanasiaYouth in Asia.
                          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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