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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #61
    Re: Introducing Fr. Tom

    Originally posted by roserougesang View Post
    Welcome.
    I'm not religious at all but Catholics seem like rather nice people apart from being against contraceptives. Also, the Vatican has some very nice artwork in it (especially partial to the Caravaggio paintings) so there's a bit of extra credit
    They can be opposed to birth control because the only sex they have is buggering little boys behind the altar.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Joo
      International JOO and fellow-travelling Communiss.
      Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
      • Jun 2007
      • 831

      #62
      Re: Introducing Fr. Tom

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      They can be opposed to birth control because the only sex they have is buggering little boys behind the altar.
      Ha ha.

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      • Brother Temperance
        Senior Usher
        True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
        A very nice young man
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 15621

        #63
        Re: Introducing Fr. Tom

        Originally posted by roserougesang View Post
        Welcome.
        I'm not religious at all but Catholics seem like rather nice people apart from being against contraceptives. Also, the Vatican has some very nice artwork in it (especially partial to the Caravaggio paintings) so there's a bit of extra credit
        Have you ever heard of something called the Inquisition? What about the Ustase?
        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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        • Homertard
          Glue Huffer claims to be an elderly Nazi
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Jul 2007
          • 668

          #64
          Re: Introducing Fr. Tom

          Originally posted by Joo View Post
          Get used to it mate. That or leave, since we are their guests after all.
          You know me well, Joo. When do I ever run?

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          • Father Thomas Martin
            Pedantic Pubescent Pedophile Papist Proselytizer
            • Jul 2007
            • 1015

            #65
            Re: Introducing Fr. Tom

            Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
            Have you ever heard of something called the Inquisition? What about the Ustase?
            Both John Paul II and Benedict XVI have repeatedly apologized to the victims' descendants and pleaded for God's forgiveness on the Church for these...
            ACTS 5:29

            But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
            There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?

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            • Pastor Al E Pistle
              Christ's Cōnsiliārius
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 9323

              #66
              Re: Introducing Fr. Tom

              Since the Catlick church doctrine has been wrong in every case it is obvious the whole sordid mess is run by Satan, not The Lord God. The Pope is the guardian to the gate of HELL, not Heaven. Get thee hither, demon!
              Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
              "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
              Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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              • Sister Noddy
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2007
                • 1843

                #67
                Re: Introducing Fr. Tom

                Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post

                Since the Catlick church doctrine has been wrong in every case it is obvious the whole sordid mess is run by Satan, not The Lord God. The Pope is the guardian to the gate of HELL, not Heaven. Get thee hither, demon!
                You know, Pastor, earlier today I was elsewhere, reading up on some things -- and guess what? -- all of this appears to be true after all --

                The whole sordid mess of the past centuries certainly does look as if it has been running on ignorance, and outright evil -- the work of satan? could it be? scary!

                Now if that hellish mess has been the foundation of the sort of Christianity I've been used to all these years, then I would have to reconsider -- seriously
                1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
                1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


                1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

                Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
                Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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                • roserougesang
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Feb 2007
                  • 418

                  #68
                  Re: Introducing Fr. Tom

                  Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                  Have you ever heard of something called the Inquisition? What about the Ustase?
                  I've heard of both of them. I was talking about Catholicism nowadays.
                  "A she-goff who claims to not be a witch is the worst kind of contradiction."

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78556

                    #69
                    Re: Introducing Fr. Tom

                    Originally posted by roserougesang View Post
                    I've heard of both of them. I was talking about Catholicism nowadays.
                    Right. Back then they tortured innocent people (and joos too) into worshiping the roman pope.

                    Nowadays they rape children on the altar of their cult churches.

                    Not much difference really....And certainly not Christian behavior.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • WilliamJenningsBryan
                      True Christian™
                       
                      • Jan 2007
                      • 9384

                      #70
                      Re: Introducing Fr. Tom

                      Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                      Have you ever heard of something called the Inquisition? What about the Ustase?
                      Amen, Brother Temperance. Add to that their shameless selling of indulgences, scapulas, relics of the "true cross" as hors d'oeuvre toothpicks for eucharist buffets, speaking in ejaculations, and holy oil chrisms and blessed wine cruets. There is no end to the corruption of these cathylicks at the hand of Satan.
                      Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                      brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                      ...and get off my lawn
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                      • Lady Sorrow
                        Godly woman
                        Forum Member
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 87

                        #71
                        Re: Introducing Fr. Tom

                        Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
                        May the name of Jesus Christ be praised!

                        My name is Father Thomas Martin. I am a Catholic priest, and the pastor of St. Thomas Aquinas Catholic Church in Waterford, WI.

                        I come to have various discussions with my separated brethren, knowing we disagree on several things, but also trusting it will be civil, as we both share the faith in God our Father through His Son, Our Lord Jesus Christ, by the power of the Holy Spirit.

                        So, I pray that we all may one day come to the unity that Our Savior intended for us, and that he may help us through the intercession of His Mother, The Most Blessed Virgin Mary.

                        Thanks be to God!
                        Oh, great, another wretched pagan papist who fancies that by some bizarre fluke he won't get booted to hell when he has to explain why he dedicated his life to worshipping a slimy fish-headed nazi.

                        I suppose you've come to tell us we're in the wrong, sinner? You will notice we are a 100% biblically based chuch. You mary-worshippers choose to interpret the bible based on whimsy. Why, you don't even read a real bible! The cathylick bible is no more the correct bible than Harry Potter! I bet you read Harry Potter instead of the bible, don't you???

                        Get thee hence, Voldemort worshipper!!!

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                        • Brother Temperance
                          Senior Usher
                          True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                          A very nice young man
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 15621

                          #72
                          Re: Introducing Fr. Tom

                          Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
                          Both John Paul II and Benedict XVI have repeatedly apologized to the victims' descendants and pleaded for God's forgiveness on the Church for these...
                          But I thought the Pope was infallible. So were the Popes who ordered the Inquisition right or wrong?
                          Originally posted by roserougesang View Post
                          I've heard of both of them. I was talking about Catholicism nowadays.
                          Catholics are evil through and through. They hate democracy, it's as simple as that. Even the Polacks acknowledge it.
                          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                          • Homertard
                            Glue Huffer claims to be an elderly Nazi
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • Jul 2007
                            • 668

                            #73
                            Re: Introducing Fr. Tom

                            But you hate liberals. Which is my party. Which isn't fair, as I have nothing aainst Republicans, themselves.

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                            • Joo
                              International JOO and fellow-travelling Communiss.
                              Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                              • Jun 2007
                              • 831

                              #74
                              Re: Introducing Fr. Tom

                              Originally posted by Omerta View Post
                              You know me well, Joo. When do I ever run?
                              ...From Scurge?

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                              • Homertard
                                Glue Huffer claims to be an elderly Nazi
                                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                • Jul 2007
                                • 668

                                #75
                                Re: Introducing Fr. Tom

                                Ah. Yes. Well, apart from that.

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