Hello

[The Word]

I am a recently Saved male from the US (Originally Britain). I am a pastor's aid at my local church and a friend recently linked me here.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Hello

Ah the "onamatopoeia" guy. Are you a True Christian who follows all of the KJV 1611 Holy Bible?

[The Word]

Re: Hello

I'm still learning, so I'm bound to not get everything right. But my brethren are supporting me as I continue to learn more about my savior and my duties.

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Hello

If you're recently saved, how did you get a job as a pastor's aid so quickly? And what do you mean by pastor's aid? Do you get him coffee? Do you do his laundry? What?

[The Word]

Re: Hello

I got it because my my personal situation when he found me(I will not go into it here). I take his messages, Prepare the alter, get his dry cleaning, and yes I do get his coffee.

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Hello

I got it because my my personal situation when he found me(I will not go into it here). I take his messages, Prepare the alter, get his dry cleaning, and yes I do get his coffee.

Please, please tell me your 'pastor' is not Catholic. I really don't want to hear what else you 'take', 'prepare' and 'get' for him. This is really sick stuff, and you need to get yourself to a genuine Christ-Loving Baptist church as soon as you can!

[The Word]

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Please, please tell me your 'pastor' is not Catholic. I really don't want to hear what else you 'take', 'prepare' and 'get' for him. This is really sick stuff, and you need to get yourself to a genuine Christ-Loving Baptist church as soon as you can!

That's pretty rude. Is that part of the Baptist's teachings?

[Paul Jeffery]

Re: Hello

I got it because my my personal situation when he found me(I will not go into it here). I take his messages, Prepare the alter, get his dry cleaning, and yes I do get his coffee.

Um......"prepare the altar" for what?

[The Word]

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Um......"prepare the altar" for what?

I keep it clean and place the candles.

[Paul Jeffery]

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In what way, specifically, do you address your "pastor" (i.e. "Father", "Daddy", "Papa", "Master", "Big Boy", etc.)? Just curious.

[The Word]

Re: Hello

In what way, specifically, do you address your "pastor" (i.e. "Father", "Daddy", "Papa", "Master", "Big Boy", etc.)? Just curious.

You're funny you know that? You'll go far. [/sarcasm]

[Paul Jeffery]

Re: Hello

You're funny you know that? You'll go far. [/sarcasm]

Ignoring a question doesn't make it any less asked.