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  • #61
    Re: Hi there

    Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
    Of course not. You can still fix your life.

    Your obsession with porn is getting the better of you. To make sure you stop staring at porn you now have to poke your own eyes out! The Bible is very clear on that: Mark 9:47 "And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out: it is better for thee to enter into the kingdom of God with one eye, than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire". Since you can still see porn with one eye, you will have to poke both of them out.

    You are probably also an obsessive compulsive masturbator. The Bible is very clear on what you have to do about that. You have to rent a chainsaw and remove your hand! Mark 9:43 "And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched". To be on the safe side you might want to remove both hands.

    And after you poked your eyes out and removed your hands you have to start reading your KJV1611 Holy Bible to prevent eternal damnation to hell .
    Actually I think porn is distaseful.....who wants to watch someone h*mp someone else....gross

    I don't masturbate.....I don't have to....

    Thanks for the advice but I dont think it quite applies to me......

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    • #62
      Re: Hi there

      Originally posted by PerfectlyPierced View Post

      ....Happy?
      That could be a picture of anyone. How do I know that it's you?
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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      • #63
        Re: Hi there

        Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
        That could be a picture of anyone. How do I know that it's you?
        How would you like me to prove it?

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        • #64
          Re: Hi there

          Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
          That could be a picture of anyone. How do I know that it's you?
          Originally posted by PerfectlyPierced View Post
          How would you like me to prove it?
          You could take the picture of the stomach piercing in front of the monitor and this web page. Don't forget to set your camera for macro mode (it's the little flower icon).
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          • #65
            Re: Hi there

            Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
            You could take the picture of the stomach piercing in front of the monitor and this web page. Don't forget to set your camera for macro mode (it's the little flower icon).
            Click image for larger version Name: Picture 245.jpg Views: 1 Size: 24.5 KB ID: 1909876

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            • #66
              Re: Hi there

              [QUOTE]
              Originally posted by PerfectlyPierced View Post
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              You could take the picture of the stomach piercing in front of the monitor and this web page. Don't forget to set your camera for macro mode (it's the little flower icon).
              Isn't it a sin to show skin like this? Why would a Godly man ask a young girl to do this?

              Nice bling BTW Peirced.
              John 3:18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.

              3:36 He that believeth on the Son hath everlasting life: and he that believeth not the Son shall not see life; but the wrath of God abideth on him.

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              • #67
                Re: Hi there

                I'm satisfied now.
                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                • #68
                  Re: Hi there

                  Is that your only piercing?
                  Dog's are mans best friend .

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                  • #69
                    Re: Hi there

                    Originally posted by Forest Spirit View Post
                    Is that your only piercing?
                    Nope nope.....my ears (in lots of places), my belly button, my tounge, my nose, and other places.....

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                    • #70
                      Re: Hi there

                      Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                      I'm satisfied now.

                      Wonderful!!!

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                      • #71
                        Re: Hi there

                        Originally posted by PerfectlyDeluded View Post
                        Nope nope.....my ears (in lots of places), my belly button, my tounge, my nose, and other places.....
                        That's not only disgusting, but it's a sin.

                        Please spare us any photos of your piercings. If you simply must, kindly send them to me via the email link at the bottom of my signature. I can assure discretion.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • #72
                          Re: Hi there

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          That's not only disgusting, but it's a sin.

                          Please spare us any photos of your piercings. If you simply must, kindly send them to me via the email link at the bottom of my signature. I can assure discretion.
                          I only put it up becuase I was asked.....

                          Change my name back and I will consider it....

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                          • #73
                            Re: Hi there

                            Originally posted by PerfectlyDeluded View Post
                            I only put it up becuase I was asked.....

                            Change my name back and I will consider it....

                            Dude, they changed my name too haha. It's supposed to be Jizzle. They think they're clever. Sigh.

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                            • #74
                              Re: Hi there

                              Originally posted by PerfectlyDeluded View Post
                              I only put it up becuase I was asked.....

                              Change my name back and I will consider it....
                              We don't bargain over Salvation(r) here, missy. It's God's way or the highway.

                              Matthew 12:30:
                              He that is not with me is against me; and he that gathereth not with me scattereth abroad.
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • #75
                                Re: Hi there

                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                We don't bargain over Salvation® here, missy. It's God's way or the highway.

                                ........I'm not bargaining with you...you asked for something so I asked for something....I think I am more inclined to take the highway thanks.....

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