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  • #1

    Hello Brothers and Sisters in Christ

    I am new here, my name is supportisrael35 aka Stan. It is very good to see like minded Christians on the internet, not any of these pansy-butt luke warm sinners.

    My conversion story begins when I was a 22 year old alcoholic on the road to eternal torture in hell. I didn't need God, or the Holy Ghost, and I for sure did not need to admit I was a sinner. The devil had me folks. But then one night, after a heavy drinking session I was looking in the mirror and there he was, I saw a demon standing there laughing at me. He had a face uglyer than obama.

    I realized right then and there that I needed Jesus. I started praying and right then and there Jesus poured out his blood on me and washed me in it and saved me and I was filled with the holy Ghost. Got involved with a true fundamental Baptist church and have never touched that booze again. Praise Jesus!
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  • #2
    Re: Hello Brothers and Sisters in Christ

    Glory!!

    Tell us some more about yourself. What is the name of your church? How old are you now? From which state do you hail? How do you earn a living? Wife? Kids? What is your favorite Bible verse?

    Fill us in! We're always happy to welcome a fellow believer,.

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    • #3
      Re: Hello Brothers and Sisters in Christ

      Thanks brother!

      I am 37 now and live in Alabama and go to a wonderful church called Bethel Baptist. I met my wife here shortly after being saved and we now have two girls, 8 and 14, both saved and aware of the awful consequences of sin. These are some rough years with my oldest, but through Godly love and strong discipline we are getting through.

      Last year I won 5 souls to the lord in our door to door soul winning. A wonderful thing it is being covered in Jesus's blood and filled with the Holy Spirit, and doing HIS work.

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      • #4
        Re: Hello Brothers and Sisters in Christ

        Welcome to God's favorite forum, Stanley. I hope you'll look around and take in the Christian Warmth that wafts throughout this Godly site.

        What's the significance of your username? What makes you like Israel so much?
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • #5
          Re: Hello Brothers and Sisters in Christ

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          Welcome to God's favorite forum, Stanley. I hope you'll look around and take in the Christian Warmth that wafts throughout this Godly site.

          What's the significance of your username? What makes you like Israel so much?
          Thank you Pastor, Israel is God's chosen people and our only ally in the middle east. They are surrounded with filthy muslim nations that hate our freedom and our way of life so we must stand together with our close friend Israel.

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          • #6
            Re: Hello Brothers and Sisters in Christ

            Welcome Brother, I think you will find that you and the TrueChristians(tm) on this forum have much in common. I must warn you though. Israel may be our ally, but the joos are friend to no one.

            John 8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it.
            Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.

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            • #7
              Re: Hello Brothers and Sisters in Christ

              Originally posted by supportisrael35 View Post
              Thank you Pastor, Israel is God's chosen people and our only ally in the middle east. They are surrounded with filthy muslim nations that hate our freedom and our way of life so we must stand together with our close friend Israel.
              I love Israel, but sometimes I think we should tell them we are cutting off all support. At that point the stupid, hate-filled, genocidal arabs will attack and Israel will wipe every last one of them out. From the breadth of northern Africa, across the middle-east, into southern Europe and Asia. Not a towel-head would be left. Then we could give Israel a high-five, and welcome them back into the fold with a wink, wink, nudge, nudge. Ah, someday.

              Hey, maybe The Obamanation will do it unintentionally.

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              • #8
                Re: Hello Brothers and Sisters in Christ

                Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
                I love Israel, but sometimes I think we should tell them we are cutting off all support. At that point the stupid, hate-filled, genocidal arabs will attack and Israel will wipe every last one of them out. From the breadth of northern Africa, across the middle-east, into southern Europe and Asia. Not a towel-head would be left. Then we could give Israel a high-five, and welcome them back into the fold with a wink, wink, nudge, nudge. Ah, someday.

                Hey, maybe The Obamanation will do it unintentionally.
                HAHA

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                • #9
                  Re: Hello Brothers and Sisters in Christ

                  Originally posted by supportisrael35 View Post
                  These are some rough years with my oldest, but through Godly love and strong discipline we are getting through.
                  No doubt you are. You will feel at home here; child abuse is more or less considered a prime requirement for being a true christian. Talk to my dad for tips and tricks.

                  A wonderful thing it is being covered in Jesus's blood
                  Why do think people think this is wonderful? It sounds just sticky to me, to be covered in blood. Besides, it is going to smell if you let it dry.

                  Originally posted by supportisrael35 View Post
                  Thank you Pastor, Israel is God's chosen people and our only ally in the middle east. They are surrounded with filthy muslim nations that hate our freedom and our way of life so we must stand together with our close friend Israel.
                  I don't care the slightest about Israel, to be honest, as it seems to be a congregation place for people who didn't spiritually develop during the last few thousand years. But I was still wondering: did you know that in Israel it is illegal to try to convert people to christianity? That one always makes me laugh when I think of christians like you...
                  An it harm none, do what thou wilt.

                  And therefore let there be beauty and strength, power and compassion, honour and humility, mirth and reverence within you.


                  Why I'm no longer a Christian: how the Landover Baptist Church ruined my life!

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                  • #10
                    Re: Hello Brothers and Sisters in Christ

                    Miss Cassie, now you know you've been warned about this. Your Godly father has done his True Christian(tm) best to raise you according to Biblical principles, and you know it. You need to scamper back home and ask him to forgive you, and maybe double up on your chores.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • #11
                      Re: Hello Brothers and Sisters in Christ

                      Originally posted by Miss Cassandra View Post
                      No doubt you are. You will feel at home here; child abuse is more or less considered a prime requirement for being a true christian. Talk to my dad for tips and tricks.

                      Real child abuse is letting your children sin and go to hell. No beating or spanking could compare to millions of years of being burned alive by God. So beating the sin out of them is doing them a favor in the long run. If you have a problem you need to take it up with God.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Hello Brothers and Sisters in Christ

                        Originally posted by supportisrael35 View Post
                        Real child abuse is letting your children sin and go to hell. No beating or spanking could compare to millions of years of being burned alive by God. So beating the sin out of them is doing them a favor in the long run. If you have a problem you need to take it up with God.
                        Amen!

                        I think you're going to fit in just fine.

                        Shout GLORY!!

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                        • #13
                          Re: Hello Brothers and Sisters in Christ

                          Originally posted by supportisrael35 View Post
                          Real child abuse is letting your children sin and go to hell
                          I could not agree more!
                          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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