Salutations

[Giahomo Casanova]

Bonjour. My name is Giacomo Casanova.

I have been browsing your site and web forums for some time now, and I thought that it was about time that I joined. My friend, I believe you know her as Angelique, first told me about this "Landover Baptist" thing and I decided to check it out.

Before you all start asking me about whether or not I have found Jesus or if I would "tithe", I must decline. I am not here to find a new religion. I am not here to donate money. I'm just here to have interesting discussions about various things in the world with a variety of people.


Well, that is all for now.
Au revoir.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Salutations

Bonjour. My name is Giacomo Casanova.

I have been browsing your site and web forums for some time now, and I thought that it was about time that I joined. My friend, I believe you know her as Angelique, first told me about this "Landover Baptist" thing and I decided to check it out.

Before you all start asking me about whether or not I have found Jesus or if I would "tithe", I must decline. I am not here to find a new religion. I am not here to donate money. I'm just here to have interesting discussions about various things in the world with a variety of people.


Well, that is all for now.
Au revoir.

Why do you have a wop name but speak French? Not very believable really.

[Kazoo]

Re: Salutations

Eh, hey man! Great to see a new face around these parts. Just remember not to feed the animals; they have a tendency to bite.

[Giahomo Casanova]

Re: Salutations

Why do you have a wop name but speak French? Not very believable really.

I'm not exactly sure what a "wop" is, but I can assure you, I am an American and proud of it. I just love the French language and I'm also a fan of Casanova because I see him as a very charismatic person.

Eh, hey man! Great to see a new face around these parts. Just remember not to feed the animals; they have a tendency to bite. old

I will certainly keep that in mind.

[Sister Noddy]

Re: Salutations

Bonjour. My name is Giacomo Casanova.

I have been browsing your site and web forums for some time now, and I thought that it was about time that I joined. My friend, I believe you know her as Angelique, first told me about this "Landover Baptist" thing and I decided to check it out.

Before you all start asking me about whether or not I have found Jesus or if I would "tithe", I must decline. I am not here to find a new religion. I am not here to donate money. I'm just here to have interesting discussions about various things in the world with a variety of people.


Well, that is all for now.
Au revoir.

Bonjour, Giacomo C ... I'm Nan ... get ready to get Jesus whether you've planned on it or not --

-- because the pastors say so

[Kazoo]

Re: Salutations

Bonjour, Giacomo C ... I'm Nan ... get ready to get Jesus whether you've planned on it or not --

-- because the pastors say so

Like I said, the pastors like to bite.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Salutations

Like I said, the pastors like to bite.

You seem to be confusing our Godly pastors with the drunken, perverted priests of the catlick "church". But don't worry, they'll nibble on you less as you get older.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Salutations

I'm not exactly sure what a "wop" is, but I can assure you, I am an American and proud of it. I just love the French language and I'm also a fan of Casanova because I see him as a very charismatic person.

So your name is NOT Giacomo Casanova even though you claimed so.
A prime example of the fact that unsaved trash can't stop lying if I've ever seen one.

And if you're proud of being American then why don't you show it?
Idolizing the language of the surrender monkeys and the depraved sexual practices of long dead wops is not a very good way to show it..
Why don't you tell us how much you love the GOP and the Patriot Act like a REAL American instead?
Or show some support for our boys in Iraq and our most glorious president GWB?

No, I don't think you're an American, you're probably just some european homersexual who has moved here..
Say, do you live in San Fransissyco or some other America-hating fag community too?

[Kazoo]

Re: Salutations

You seem to be confusing our Godly pastors with the drunken, perverted priests of the catlick "church". But don't worry, they'll nibble on you less as you get older.

They also like to pervert everything that you say. I might have forgotten to mention that one...

[Giahomo Casanova]

Re: Salutations

So your name is NOT Giacomo Casanova even though you claimed so.
A prime example of the fact that unsaved trash can't stop lying if I've ever seen one.

And if you're proud of being American then why don't you show it?
Idolizing the language of the surrender monkeys and the depraved sexual practices of long dead wops is not a very good way to show it..
Why don't you tell us how much you love the GOP and the Patriot Act like a REAL American instead?
Or show some support for our boys in Iraq and our most glorious president GWB?

No, I don't think you're an American, you're probably just some european homersexual who has moved here..
Say, do you live in San Fransissyco or some other America-hating fag community too?

Well, for one, I never give out my REAL name on the internet, especially since I only know about 2 people on here.
I do support our soldiers, mainly because I hold a strong belief that if someone hits you, you have more than enough reason and right to hit them back and I believe they are doing a damn good job(excuse the bad language).
I was born and raised in America, specifically Texas. I've never travelled outside of the US(although I would like to see the world).
And I am NOT gay!

I hope that clears up any misconception that you may have of me.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Salutations

Well, for one, I never give out my REAL name on the internet, especially since I only know about 2 people on here.
I do support our soldiers, mainly because I hold a strong belief that if someone hits you, you have more than enough reason and right to hit them back and I believe they are doing a damn good job(excuse the bad language).
I was born and raised in America, specifically Texas.

I've never travelled outside of the US(although I would like to see the world).

Well, ever considered joining the army?

I hope that clears up any misconception that you may have of me.

Maybe.
So then, you agree that if someone don't vote for the GOP, support the Patriot Act, GWB, and the war in Iraq.. they're not a real American?
And you do agree that all fags will go to hell and are hated by God, right?

I too only want to clear up any misconceptions there may be here, friend.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: Salutations

Bonjour. My name is Giacomo Casanova.

Sounds like eurotrash to me. Tell me, War on Terror: Great War or The Greatest War?

I have been browsing your site and web forums for some time now, and I thought that it was about time that I joined.

Like moths around a lamp, we do attract people left and right! Surely you are prepared to meet your Lord and Savior Jesus Christ! Praise Jesus, this is cause for celebration! Remember, the Lord is a tough lover, but certainly worth it in the end

Before you all start asking me about whether or not I have found Jesus or if I would "tithe", I must decline.

Then why did you come here? To mock us? God will NOT be mocked my friend. I suggest you be on your way if you have no further purpose of being here. Surely your soul is crying out for Salvation if you have been moved to come here. The Holy Spirit is working within you, even if you are struggling against it

I am not here to find a new religion.

Well that is good, since Christianity is 6,000 years old, and God is even older than that (imagine -- He existed before the earth was even created, over 6 thousand years ago!)

I am not here to donate money.

I see how it is. Jesus gives you money and only asks for 1/10th of it back, and you're going to cheat Him out of it? That is cheap my friend. You're being offered Eternal Salvation for 10% of your income, and you reject it? You pay even more to support homosexual abortions and condoms for pre schoolers, and yet you can't cough up a measly 10% to show Jesus your appreciation for His temporary death? How miserly of you

I'm just here to have interesting discussions about various things in the world with a variety of people.

If we want "interesting discussions" we always have Rachel the witch who never seems to disappear. We are not here to entertain you -- we are here to spread the Word of Jesus and message of Salvation in these last hours before the Rapture.

Well, that is all for now.
Au revoir.

Like I said -- take a deep look at why the Holy Spirit has moved you to come here. If you are just going to mock us and attempt to mock God, then find your perverted pleasures elsewhere. We do not take kindly to those who don't take us 100% seriously.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Salutations

Bonjour. My name is Giacomo Casanova.

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Well, that is all for now.
Au revoir.

My word! It appears we have an honest-to-God Eurotrash queer on our hands. Someone call security.

I was born and raised in America, specifically Texas. I've never travelled outside of the US(although I would like to see the world).
And I am NOT gay!

No way are you from Texas. How come you've not had some sense beaten into you yet?

[Joo (Quarantined)]

Re: Salutations

Bonjour. My name is Giacomo Casanova.

I have been browsing your site and web forums for some time now, and I thought that it was about time that I joined. My friend, I believe you know her as Angelique, first told me about this "Landover Baptist" thing and I decided to check it out.

Before you all start asking me about whether or not I have found Jesus or if I would "tithe", I must decline. I am not here to find a new religion. I am not here to donate money. I'm just here to have interesting discussions about various things in the world with a variety of people.


Well, that is all for now.
Au revoir.

Yo, and don't worry you'll have plenty to talk about around here.

[Homertard]

Re: Salutations

Welcome, welcome, Giacomo . I am The Omerta.