[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Respond to me on Skype Ezekiel.

Let me explain:

Before I joined the Army I was a leader in the church I attended. I taught the Word to anywhere from 10-40 people weekly. Not a big crowd but I took care of the flock God gave me. During my senior year of highschool He directed me to the Army. Which I am now in.

Better?

And that makes you a pastor?

You think you can just bluff your way through Christianity, boy? You've got an ego the size of Texas.

I earned my pastorship, boy. You should stop impersonating and start apologizing.

[Josh B]

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Respond to me on Skype Ezekiel.

Let me explain:

Before I joined the Army I was a leader in the church I attended. I taught the Word to anywhere from 10-40 people weekly. Not a big crowd but I took care of the flock God gave me. During my senior year of highschool He directed me to the Army. Which I am now in.

Better?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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You again twist. Did you miss the part where I said I am married Philippe?

You also claimed to be a soldier and a pastor. No one is going to believe you if you keep changing your story, son.

It is better to hear the rebuke of the wise, than for a man to hear the song of fools.
For as the crackling of thorns under a pot, so is the laughter of the fool: this also is vanity.
Ecclesiastes 7:5-6

[Josh B]

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You again twist. Did you miss the part where I said I am married Philippe?

[Philippe]

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How is that a homosexual comment? I'm trying to resolve not convert.

So, by talking about conversion, you're admitting that you are gay?

[Josh B]

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And who are the enemies? Every True Christian knows that!



Oh, we didn't make that up.
Wait a few more days, and you'll see, as apparently, you'll be on the wrong side of the laughter

Oh yes the rapture is in a few weeks... Sky looks pretty clear to me though. Hm we will see, it could be one of those last minute things. And GOD wouldn't let some mere man know anything of that nature, not even His only Son knows.

The enemies are those that deny Christ. Not necessarily working for the Enemy but not working for God either.

And I'm sorry, but if you are a "True Christian" would you really be laughing at suffering? Would it be like this:

[Josh B]

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Dear Josh B,

You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forums.

Reason: Making a homersexural pass at Pastor Zeke
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Friend, it's time you tone it down a bit.

Have some respect for your betters.

Yours in Christ,

Wide-Open
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This infraction is worth 100 point(s) and may result in restricted access until it expires. Serious infractions will never expire.

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Ezekiel, I downloaded skype so we can talk about this quicker. No reason to spread it out on your forums, unless that's your heart's desire. Feel free to message me.
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How is that a homosexual comment? I'm trying to resolve not convert. I'm happily married thanks to God. And yes I waited until I was married before I had sex as she did.

Have some respect for my betters? Who? No man is better then the other. Knowledgeable? Sure. Better? Never. You can't decide who is better, it's one of those impossible things. But I'm sure you'll debunk it.

And again, Ezekiel when you get the chance, get on Skype so we can resolve this in a peaceful manner.

[Philippe]

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Psalm 59 is talking about being delivered from enemies

And who are the enemies? Every True Christian knows that!

What makes you think Christ, the man who bore the worlds sin, saved us from the grave, would laugh at us as we burned in Hell's fury and flame?

Oh, we didn't make that up.
Wait a few more days, and you'll see, as apparently, you'll be on the wrong side of the laughter

[Josh B]

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Ezekiel, I downloaded skype so we can talk about this quicker. No reason to spread it out on your forums, unless that's your heart's desire. Feel free to message me.

[Wide-Open]

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Those who belong to Christ ought to be uplifting others, not insulting them.

continue to be a hand puppet.

Ehm...

[Josh B]

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Oh, now you're a pastor! Very nice. You've just promoted yourself from soldier to pastor, huh? What's next; are you going to claim to be Jesus? You are nothing but a dimwitted teenaged boy who knows less about the Bible than I do about Bear husbandry. Christianity is not a historical relic. God never changes.



See?

So if you want to edit the Bible and ignore the parts that you don't like, then you're a FALSE Christian. There are no half measures: The Bible is either true or false.

Dimwitted. Those who belong to Christ ought to be uplifting others, not insulting them. And Yes, I know God never changes. But do you mind telling me which parts of the bible I edited or ignored? And No Ezekiel, the Bible isn't either true or false, it is all true. If you want to continue throwing insults and degrading a brother in Christ, continue to be a hand puppet. Also, that "hateful rant" shows ignorance on your part for not addressing the points I put out, well ignorance or fear, your choice Ezekiel. I refuse to acknowledge a man as a Pastor until he proves himself a child of God.

Phillipe

That's twisted out of context.

7 Behold, they belch out with their mouth: swords are in their lips: for who, say they, doth hear?
8 But thou, O LORD, shalt laugh at them; thou shalt have all the heathen in derision.
9 Because of his strength will I wait upon thee: for God is my defence.

Psalm 59 is talking about being delivered from enemies, not Christ laughing as He watches His flock burn, are you serious? What makes you think Christ, the man who bore the worlds sin, saved us from the grave, would laugh at us as we burned in Hell's fury and flame?

[Philippe]

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Hypocrisy. Pastor Ezekiel. Since when do men of God use language like b*tch? Why do you think that is appropriate? And where in the Bible does it say that on the day of Judgment, Christ will be laughing as all the sinners are tormented for all time??

Psalms 59:8 But thou, O LORD, shalt laugh at them; thou shalt have all the heathen in derision.

That's KJV 1611 Bible 101.
Nice try, though.

Be a true disciple.

Who was talking about hypocrisy??

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Haha... hateful rant edited...

-Pastor Beirl

Oh, now you're a pastor! Very nice. You've just promoted yourself from soldier to pastor, huh? What's next; are you going to claim to be Jesus? You are nothing but a dimwitted teenaged boy who knows less about the Bible than I do about Bear husbandry. Christianity is not a historical relic. God never changes.

Malachi 3:6
For I am the Lord, I change not.

See?

So if you want to edit the Bible and ignore the parts that you don't like, then you're a FALSE Christian. There are no half measures: The Bible is either true or false.

2 Timothy 3:16 All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness.

Matthew 12:30 He that is not with me is against me; and he that gathereth not with me scattereth abroad.

Revelation 3:16 So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.

[Josh B]

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Haha... I will just go ahead and let you have it straight, no sugar. Just how I take the Word from God.

You should pretty much toss out your philosophy on "unsaved unwelcome".

If you read the Holy Bible. The actual Bible. Regardless of version. I'm pretty sure Christ strayed from no one. Especially the unsaved. He sought them to help them and save them. But it's when people, who know the truth, yet deny it, they are the ones to not mingle with. You have yourselves confused.

All that talk of making the women subservient to her husband is no more. Those days of Christianity are past. We are told to server eachother. Not men serve woman or woman serve men. We are all children of the Most High and no one is better then the person to their left or right. The Bible says that we need to live a life of humble service. Not a life in the 1950's.

Hypocrisy. Pastor Ezekiel. Since when do men of God use language like b*tch? Why do you think that is appropriate? And where in the Bible does it say that on the day of Judgment, Christ will be laughing as all the sinners are tormented for all time?? Christ so loved us that He gave up His ONLY life. Did you know that although God sent Jesus on this all important mission, Christ was still a man and thus had the ability to continue on with his duty or abandon it? Remember the night before His capture? He prayed for God to give him strength and to help Him stay the course God had laid out for Christ. I also thought the section where females wasn't allowed had a little area for sexist jokes.

I have seen a lot of interesting thing in my life, and all of them fall short of this. I've done a lot of salvation's, prayer's, fasting, baptisms, teachings, and etc... to know that this is not how true men and women of God should be.

We do not mock and condemn others for seeking salvation through another religion, we should be telling them the real Truth of Jesus Christ and the Power of the Cross. Telling them about God's love for every one of us and His unique plan for our lives. How every step and every breath was planned even before we were born. Christ said it best, "Forgive them Father, for they know not what they do." That's code for you should probably teach them.

Be a true disciple.

-Pastor Beirl

[Philippe]

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Haha..

I'm AntiYou. I'm Josh Beirl. A soldier of the US Army currently stationed in Fort Bragg, North Carolina 82nd Airborne Division and I am awaiting deployment. I am here to gain knowledge and wisdom as all individuals should.

I think that if you want to gain knowledge and wisdom, you'd better start reading the KJV 1611, rather than coming here with your atheists sarcasms.