[Meek and Humble]

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Evidently, you are completely unable to identify sarcasm

The day I take a lesson in identifying sarcasm from YOU will be cold day in hell, truly.

Now apologize, you punk kid.

[Whiney teenager]

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There is no need for your rude sarcasm, young man. Brother W.O. was trying to be polite.

Evidently, you are completely unable to identify sarcasm, for I was being 100% sincere. Apparently you think it impossible for a teenager to be polite.

[Meek and Humble]

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I know how that works, I just find it quicker my way, and I'm on loads of different websites at the same time. Thanks for the help though, I appreciate it.

There is no need for your rude sarcasm, young man. Brother W.O. was trying to be polite.

[Whiney teenager]

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When you reply within another user's quotes, it makes the conversation difficult to follow. That's why I made this video for you:

I know how that works, I just find it quicker my way, and I'm on loads of different websites at the same time. Thanks for the help though, I appreciate it.

[Wide-Open]

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I don't hate gay people. The act itself weirds me out more than anything in the world, but some gay people are ok to be friends with. I have gay friends, and I think they'd be shocked, even hurt by what I've said about homosexuals... Wow...

Well friend, maybe this has been a learning experience for you after all. We may not have succeeded into turning you to Christ, but we did make you question your actions/writings today.

I have no doubt that your friends would be ... amazed, and possibly, very hurt. You have some soul searching to do Ben.

Unless you really follow Jesus' Word, there is no reason to condemn your friends - providing they are adult enough to choose to not follow God's word.

Our beliefs - like it or lump it - teach us that homers are hellbound. Josh tried to wriggle his way in between that, but he did not make much sense in the end.

I have to log off now Ben, but please consider your own words which you posted here today.

[Nobar King]

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When you reply within another user's quotes, it makes the conversation difficult to follow. That's why I made this video for you:

[Whiney teenager]

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I have no idea how the DoF does what it does. They just keep amazing me. God is clearly on their side.

If that is how you choose to think of it, I will not get in the way of that. I have learned it is much better to treat conversations with the people here as I would with anybody else.

[Cranky Old Man]

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Cranky Old Man You guys either looked up my (old) username, or my e-mail adress, somewhere on the internet.

I have no idea how the DoF does what it does. They just keep amazing me. God is clearly on their side.

[Whiney teenager]

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Replies in blue. I normally use red, but this seems so much nicer.

Yeah, sorry about that. Thank Josh for that...
I'll do that. You seem like a nice guy, compared to this site's other True Christians.


Apology accepted. But if I may: I actually don't "hate" gays, and I don't make funnies about them. Sure, my faith tells me in no uncertain terms that they are doomed, and although that makes me sad, I have to follow God's rules.

Leviticus 20:13
If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

It's harsh, it's something to think about, but... it's in the Bible Ben.
I still find it creepy you know who I am. I'm 100 sure I didn't tell you. I don't remember what e-mail adress I used though so you could have gotten it from them I guess... o.O

Do you hate gay people? Do you think they should be put to death? Or even be mocked?
I don't hate gay people. The act itself weirds me out more than anything in the world, but some gay people are ok to be friends with. I have gay friends, and I think they'd be shocked, even hurt by what I've said about homosexuals... Wow...

Our DoF - better known as the Department Of Faith - sees everything. I could tell more, but... that's classified.
Ah, I see. I'll ask no more then.

Cranky Old Man
You guys either looked up my (old) username, or my e-mail adress, somewhere on the internet.

[Cranky Old Man]

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NOW! I was trying to say something but then the server died...

This server never dies, this was just Jesus giving you some extra time to think before you posted. Unfortunately this was wasted on you.

Now, how come you knew who I am?

We know almost everything here, the DoF takes care of that.

[Wide-Open]

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NOW! I was trying to say something but then the server died...

Yeah, sorry about that. Thank Josh for that...

Wide-Open
I am sorry about your wife... I too know what it's like to lose somebody close to you.

Apology accepted. But if I may: I actually don't "hate" gays, and I don't make funnies about them. Sure, my faith tells me in no uncertain terms that they are doomed, and although that makes me sad, I have to follow God's rules.

Leviticus 20:13
If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

It's harsh, it's something to think about, but... it's in the Bible Ben.

Do you hate gay people? Do you think they should be put to death? Or even be mocked?

Now, how come you knew who I am?

Our DoF - better known as the Department Of Faith - sees everything. I could tell more, but... that's classified.

[Whiney teenager]

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"Piffles"... ehehe... That's soooo funny. I typed that as is, by the way. I didn't say the F-word. Piffles... that's actually really funny.

NOW! I was trying to say something but then the server died...

Wide-Open
I am sorry about your wife... I too know what it's like to lose somebody close to you. It is not a nice feeling, and I will refrain from calling you homosexual from this point on; because as much as you may think otherwise, I actually have respect for others, and I choose who gets it.

Now, how come you knew who I am?

[Wide-Open]

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I'm Ben right? Wait, how do you know my name? OH, and what if this DOF thing I keep reading about?

Didn't you say a few pages earlier that we only know what you told us? Ben J.D., right?

You'll know what the DoF is when they are knocking at your door pal.

PS: I banned Josh, as he attacked our server. How very "Christian" of him.

[Whiney teenager]

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Strange, I thought you barged in here saying you were a Christian. Suddenly, you are making silly remarks about my piles.

You need to get right with Jesus Josh. It's not too late, but it's close.

PS: did you manage to contact Ben yet?

I'm Ben right? Wait, how do you know my name? OH, and what if this DOF thing I keep reading about?

[Wide-Open]

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Holy Jesus. I love the last part of that post. Your butt hurts? From what? What condition? And man-on-man action.... just pretend he's the girl and your good to go.

And no your heart isn't wide open for Jesus. It's wide open for railings.

Strange, I thought you barged in here saying you were a Christian. Suddenly, you are making silly remarks about my piles.

You need to get right with Jesus Josh. It's not too late, but it's close.

PS: did you manage to contact Ben yet?