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  • Josh B
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Feb 2010
    • 30

    #61
    Re: Question

    I'm supposed to tell you all that I am not a soldier or a pastor. I am no longer a pastor. But I am a soldier for 5 more years.

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    • Wide-Open
      Director of European Evangelical Outreach
      A Shining Example of Christ's Love
      Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
      True Christian™
      • Nov 2007
      • 18449

      #62
      Re: Question

      Originally posted by Whiney teenager View Post
      Wide-Open, so I can't insult you, but it's fine for you to insult me? Wait, what? hey, does that username describe your rectum when your boyfriend plows into it every night?
      See friends how "Christian" these boys are?

      Can you stop thinking about rectae for a minute son? Or was I right and are you indeed a gay gamertard?
      Psalm 81:10:
      I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
      open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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      • Philippe
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Feb 2010
        • 68

        #63
        Re: Question

        Originally posted by Josh B View Post
        I am not a soldier or a pastor. But I am a soldier for 5 more years.
        Are you on drugs?
        That's completely senseless!
        Psalm 1:5
        Therefore the ungodly shall not stand in the judgment, nor sinners in the congregation of the righteous.

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        • Josh B
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          • Feb 2010
          • 30

          #64
          Re: Question

          Whitney if you could contact me ASAP i will be glad to show you how sincere I really am. I've just learned a lot and would like to help you out.

          So ASAP.

          typo I'm sorry I ment

          I am not a pastor. But I am a soldier for 5 more years

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          • Wide-Open
            Director of European Evangelical Outreach
            A Shining Example of Christ's Love
            Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
            True Christian™
            • Nov 2007
            • 18449

            #65
            Re: Question

            Originally posted by Josh B View Post
            Whitney if you could contact me ASAP i will be glad to show you how sincere I really am. I've just learned a lot and would like to help you out.

            So ASAP.

            typo I'm sorry I ment

            I am not a pastor. But I am a soldier for 5 more years
            Well, dear liar, (God loves you for that, right! ) wouldn't it be better to go to a gay dating site?

            We have elections coming up. We have IMPORTANT things to do. Listening to self-inflated gay teens is NOT one of them.
            Psalm 81:10:
            I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
            open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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            • Whiney teenager
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              • Feb 2010
              • 52

              #66
              Re: Question

              Why is it that I love my new username all of a sudden? It just sounds liek, so cool! It's totally awesome! /neurotic American teen blonde scene chick voice

              Oh, I'm Whitney now huh? How would somebody speak with that name? probably as I described above I would imagine.

              Wide-Open
              I never said I was a Christian. I've been denying it this whole time. Just like I've been denying that I'm gay, and you've been denying you are. Now come off it and fess up. I mean, could you have chosen an any more suspicious username?

              Now for the last time, why is it that when I try to reply in my OWN introduction thread, my post gets deleted?? I mean, I was making a valid point, and offering some constructive criticism, and yet I still get my post deleted. What's up with that?

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              • Josh B
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                • Feb 2010
                • 30

                #67
                Re: Question

                Note: deleting this, or editing this post makes you a non-Christian. There is no way out of this, because I am now making it a contract between you, God and I. God will see you defacing my post, and will see it as an act of blasphemy. Of course, you could say I am using his name in vain, but if it means I can make my point so be it. God is watching you remember.

                So I'm trying to apologize and you post stupid idiotic pointless things like that? Not surprising as it appears to be your cup of tea... Anyways, I'm done debating with you. There is no winning when arguing with people with no ability to hear.

                The Sun is more the 500 miles away.

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                • Wide-Open
                  Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                  A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                  Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                  True Christian™
                  • Nov 2007
                  • 18449

                  #68
                  Re: Question

                  Originally posted by Whiney teenager View Post
                  you've been denying you are. Now come off it and fess up. I mean, could you have chosen an any more suspicious username?
                  Could it, just possibly, now work with me for a moment, relate to my heart that is Wide-Open to Jesus?

                  Friend, my wife died 2 years ago. In a horrible accident. We had been married for 20 years.

                  Do you still feel all that good about making jokes about my username? Or do you feel like a little punk who's trying to ridicule everything and everyone he encounters?

                  YOU HAVE NO RESPECT!

                  Even if I'd been gay - which I'm not - my medical condition would prohibit me from, well, that horrible man-on-man action that you accuse me of. And yes, yes, they hurt, thank you very much.

                  I hope you are happy now.
                  Psalm 81:10:
                  I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                  open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                  • Wide-Open
                    Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                    A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                    Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                    True Christian™
                    • Nov 2007
                    • 18449

                    #69
                    Re: Question

                    Originally posted by Josh B View Post
                    Note: deleting this, or editing this post makes you a non-Christian. There is no way out of this, because I am now making it a contract between you, God and I. God will see you defacing my post, and will see it as an act of blasphemy. Of course, you could say I am using his name in vain, but if it means I can make my point so be it. God is watching you remember.

                    So I'm trying to apologize and you post stupid idiotic pointless things like that? Not surprising as it appears to be your cup of tea... Anyways, I'm done debating with you. There is no winning when arguing with people with no ability to hear.

                    The Sun is more the 500 miles away.
                    Uhm, Josh, I hate to break this to you, but you are sounding paranoid, and not exactly, ahem, stable.

                    Is that why they won't send you out to kill those towelheads?
                    Psalm 81:10:
                    I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                    open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                    • Josh B
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      • Feb 2010
                      • 30

                      #70
                      Re: Question

                      Note: deleting this, or editing this post makes you a non-Christian. There is no way out of this, because I am now making it a contract between you, God and I. God will see you defacing my post, and will see it as an act of blasphemy. Of course, you could say I am using his name in vain, but if it means I can make my point so be it. God is wastching you remember.

                      Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                      Could it, just possibly, now work with me for a moment, relate to my heart that is Wide-Open to Jesus?

                      Friend, my wife died 2 years ago. In a horrible accident. We had been married for 20 years.

                      Do you still feel all that good about making jokes about my username? Or do you feel like a little punk who's trying to ridicule everything and everyone he encounters?

                      YOU HAVE NO RESPECT!

                      Even if I'd been gay - which I'm not - my medical condition would prohibit me from, well, that horrible man-on-man action that you accuse me of. And yes, yes, they hurt, thank you very much.

                      I hope you are happy now.
                      Holy Jesus. I love the last part of that post. Your butt hurts? From what? What condition? And man-on-man action.... just pretend he's the girl and your good to go.

                      And no your heart isn't wide open for Jesus. It's wide open for railings.

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                      • Wide-Open
                        Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                        A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                        Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                        True Christian™
                        • Nov 2007
                        • 18449

                        #71
                        Re: Question

                        Originally posted by Josh B View Post
                        Holy Jesus. I love the last part of that post. Your butt hurts? From what? What condition? And man-on-man action.... just pretend he's the girl and your good to go.

                        And no your heart isn't wide open for Jesus. It's wide open for railings.
                        Strange, I thought you barged in here saying you were a Christian. Suddenly, you are making silly remarks about my piles.

                        You need to get right with Jesus Josh. It's not too late, but it's close.

                        PS: did you manage to contact Ben yet?
                        Psalm 81:10:
                        I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                        open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                        • Whiney teenager
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          • Feb 2010
                          • 52

                          #72
                          Re: Question

                          Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                          Strange, I thought you barged in here saying you were a Christian. Suddenly, you are making silly remarks about my piles.

                          You need to get right with Jesus Josh. It's not too late, but it's close.

                          PS: did you manage to contact Ben yet?
                          I'm Ben right? Wait, how do you know my name? OH, and what if this DOF thing I keep reading about?

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                          • Wide-Open
                            Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                            A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                            Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                            True Christian™
                            • Nov 2007
                            • 18449

                            #73
                            Re: Question

                            Originally posted by Whiney teenager View Post
                            I'm Ben right? Wait, how do you know my name? OH, and what if this DOF thing I keep reading about?
                            Didn't you say a few pages earlier that we only know what you told us? Ben J.D., right?

                            You'll know what the DoF is when they are knocking at your door pal.

                            PS: I banned Josh, as he attacked our server. How very "Christian" of him.
                            Psalm 81:10:
                            I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                            open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                            • Whiney teenager
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              • Feb 2010
                              • 52

                              #74
                              Re: Question

                              "Piffles"... ehehe... That's soooo funny. I typed that as is, by the way. I didn't say the F-word. Piffles... that's actually really funny.

                              NOW! I was trying to say something but then the server died...

                              Wide-Open
                              I am sorry about your wife... I too know what it's like to lose somebody close to you. It is not a nice feeling, and I will refrain from calling you homosexual from this point on; because as much as you may think otherwise, I actually have respect for others, and I choose who gets it.

                              Now, how come you knew who I am?

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                              • Wide-Open
                                Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                                A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                                Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                                True Christian™
                                • Nov 2007
                                • 18449

                                #75
                                Re: Question

                                Originally posted by Whiney teenager View Post
                                NOW! I was trying to say something but then the server died...
                                Yeah, sorry about that. Thank Josh for that...

                                Wide-Open
                                I am sorry about your wife... I too know what it's like to lose somebody close to you.


                                Apology accepted. But if I may: I actually don't "hate" gays, and I don't make funnies about them. Sure, my faith tells me in no uncertain terms that they are doomed, and although that makes me sad, I have to follow God's rules.

                                Leviticus 20:13
                                If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

                                It's harsh, it's something to think about, but... it's in the Bible Ben.

                                Do you hate gay people? Do you think they should be put to death? Or even be mocked?

                                Now, how come you knew who I am?
                                Our DoF - better known as the Department Of Faith - sees everything. I could tell more, but... that's classified.
                                Psalm 81:10:
                                I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                                open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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