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Hello and praise Jesus!
I am a British True Christian who despises the Anglican heresy and the Catholic heresy equally. I read only the King James Bible as it is the one true word of God.
I have travelled to your beautiful country to attend your magnificent Landover Baptist Church and I must say it was the one of the most moving experiences of my life. Almost as moving as when my only son died from what the doctors called "an epilepsy attack" while speaking tongues during our pilgrimage to Jerusalem.
I read these forums regularly for inspiration and saw your warning about the hellbound Icelandic nation. I was then apalled to see them actually flood into these almost sacred digital grounds to spew their vile hatred. I knew something had to be done on behalf of Jesus,
So I have actually travelled all the way to this literally Godforsaken place and taken up residence with some likeminded True Christians who are willing to aide me in converting their fellow countrymen to the only true way to salvation. Obviously we can only hope to reach a fraction of these sick monsters, as they are set in their ways after centuries of inhuman and disgusting traditions.
I realize I will probably be sodomized and killed here, I only landed yesterday and already several people have looked at me in a way that suggests imminent rape. Luckily I am a quick runner. But I am on a holy mission for Christ and fear not their wicked ways.
I will keep you updated on my progress as long as I survive amongst these devils.
With regards,
your brother in Christ, Contrite Sinner
I am a British True Christian who despises the Anglican heresy and the Catholic heresy equally. I read only the King James Bible as it is the one true word of God.
I have travelled to your beautiful country to attend your magnificent Landover Baptist Church and I must say it was the one of the most moving experiences of my life. Almost as moving as when my only son died from what the doctors called "an epilepsy attack" while speaking tongues during our pilgrimage to Jerusalem.
I read these forums regularly for inspiration and saw your warning about the hellbound Icelandic nation. I was then apalled to see them actually flood into these almost sacred digital grounds to spew their vile hatred. I knew something had to be done on behalf of Jesus,
So I have actually travelled all the way to this literally Godforsaken place and taken up residence with some likeminded True Christians who are willing to aide me in converting their fellow countrymen to the only true way to salvation. Obviously we can only hope to reach a fraction of these sick monsters, as they are set in their ways after centuries of inhuman and disgusting traditions.
I realize I will probably be sodomized and killed here, I only landed yesterday and already several people have looked at me in a way that suggests imminent rape. Luckily I am a quick runner. But I am on a holy mission for Christ and fear not their wicked ways.
I will keep you updated on my progress as long as I survive amongst these devils.
With regards,
your brother in Christ, Contrite Sinner
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