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  • #16
    Re: Hello

    God has not left you. He is just not speaking. He is watching to see what you will do. Remember, he gave you free will. He cannot make you do the right thing. He can only punish you for making the wrong choice or reward you for the right one.

    Think for a moment, get your mind out of the gutter. I can tell, God has spoken. You did not listen. I hear Him in your words. What does God want you to do?

    Talk to Pastor Ezekiel. Tell him everything. He needs to know your every thought. Take your time to compose your thoughts. Do not leave anything out.

    Do you know if Lenore is a lezbean too? Did you consider going on chaperoned dates with good, unperverted boys?
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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    • #17
      Re: Hello

      Originally posted by Lisbeth View Post
      Hello there, fellow Christians.

      My name is Lisbeth, 19 and I'm from the Netherlands. : ) I'm studying to become an German teacher.

      I have a reason to be here. I'm Christian, I go to church, I pray, but still. I have this problem. Lately I have the feeling that I like girls. There is this one girl, who's in my class and I really really feel attracted to her. I mean: she is pretty in a way people can't even imagine.
      Do you feel your perverted thoughts are reciprocated by this strumpet?
      I don't believe you that she is that pretty. I demand proof. A picture from your camera phone would be fine.

      A picture of you both would be even better. That way we know for whom to pray that the LORD removes this temptation from you.

      Originally posted by Lisbeth View Post
      This is my problem. I am so worried by this. God will hate me if I ask her out. I can't ask her out. It's against everything I stand for, but still I like her. I mean: I want to stay virgin until I'm married. I don't even date guys for that reason. Its just... for half a year now I'm looking at girls.
      19 is a bit long in the tooth to have not made any Soldiers for Christ yet. Have you ever considered your refusal to date men combined with the loud ticking of your biological clock could be part of your problem?

      Originally posted by Lisbeth View Post
      I hate myself for it. I have the feeling I'm sick in my head, but I just have the feeling there is nothing I can do about it.
      Jesus feels the same way. I hate to break it to you, but the Bible says you deserve death.

      Romans 1:26, 32

      For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
      Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.

      Thinking it is the same as acting on it.

      Matthew 5:28
      But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.

      Originally posted by Lisbeth View Post
      It took me some time to have the guts to register her and ask for help. I feel really confused.

      Sorry to bother you with this.

      Lisbeth
      You have come to the right place. Maybe one of our male Church members can sort you out, so to speak.
      Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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      • #18
        Re: Hello

        He probably is watching me, but I just need some help. His help. Some pointing in the right direction.

        I am in fact talking to Pastor Ezekiel right now, but I just don't have the feeling he's really really helping me. He's just telling me that he will pray for me, but that won't help my at this point. I need some advice, something that will help.

        Lenore is fully lesbian, she told me she hates guys for some reason. She told me all guys are perverts in some way.
        I've never liked guys that much. They always stare at me, most of them do. I just feel so uncomfortable around them. Their jokes are bad and they act like they are God himself. That, or they are either way ugly or perverted.
        Lezbean living a life of lies and carpet munching.

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        • #19
          Re: Hello

          Originally posted by Lisbeth View Post
          He probably is watching me, but I just need some help. His help. Some pointing in the right direction.

          I am in fact talking to Pastor Ezekiel right now, but I just don't have the feeling he's really really helping me. He's just telling me that he will pray for me, but that won't help my at this point. I need some advice, something that will help.

          Lenore is fully lesbian, she told me she hates guys for some reason. She told me all guys are perverts in some way.
          I've never liked guys that much. They always stare at me, most of them do. I just feel so uncomfortable around them. Their jokes are bad and they act like they are God himself. That, or they are either way ugly or perverted.
          I will be praying that the LORD straps the blinders of a plow mule upon your face, that you might not take your eyes off of Him!

          I pray that He reach deep into your heart and awaken your sense of self loathing for your dirty thoughts!
          Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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          • #20
            Re: Hello

            Originally posted by Lisbeth View Post
            He probably is watching me, but I just need some help. His help. Some pointing in the right direction.

            I am in fact talking to Pastor Ezekiel right now, but I just don't have the feeling he's really really helping me. He's just telling me that he will pray for me, but that won't help my at this point. I need some advice, something that will help.

            Lenore is fully lesbian, she told me she hates guys for some reason. She told me all guys are perverts in some way.
            I've never liked guys that much. They always stare at me, most of them do. I just feel so uncomfortable around them. Their jokes are bad and they act like they are God himself. That, or they are either way ugly or perverted.
            Alright, I'll as best as I can though the Pastor is working hard for you.

            You know your choosing tom possibly be queer is upsetting everyone, including you, right? It is not like you were born a lezbo. You have the ability to choose. If it were the right choce, everyone would be happy. Do you realize that God is making everyone sad as a punishment for you? Think about it.

            It isn't any trouble just to S-M-I-L-E
            It isn't any trouble just to S-M-I-L-E
            Whenever you're in trouble
            It will vanish like a bubble
            If you only take the trouble just to
            S-M-I-L-E

            It isn't any trouble just to P-R-A-Y pray
            It isn't any trouble just to P-R-A-Y pray
            Whenever you're in trouble
            It will vanish like a bubble
            If you only take the trouble just to
            P-R-A-Y pray

            It isn't any trouble just to S-I-N-G sing
            It isn't any trouble just to S-I-N-G sing
            Whenever you're in trouble
            It will vanish like a bubble
            If you only take the trouble just to
            S-I-N-G sing

            It isn't any trouble just to S-M-I-L-E
            It isn't any trouble just to P-R-A-Y pray
            Whenever you're in trouble
            It will vanish like a bubble
            If you only take the trouble just to
            S-I-N-G sing
            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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            • #21
              Re: Hello

              Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
              Do you feel your perverted thoughts are reciprocated by this strumpet?
              I don't believe you that she is that pretty. I demand proof. A picture from your camera phone would be fine.
              A picture of you both would be even better. That way we know for whom to pray that the LORD removes this temptation from you.

              Yup, this is me. Nothing special...

              And now:

              Lenore. This is the girl I have to look at every day.


              Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
              19 is a bit long in the tooth to have not made any Soldiers for Christ yet. Have you ever considered your refusal to date men combined with the loud ticking of your biological clock could be part of your problem?
              It's not like I've never been asked out on a date, I just didn't like the guys. They were ugly, stupid of had the wrong intentions.


              Originally posted by Levi Jones;482730 Jesus feels the same way. I hate to break it to you, but the Bible says you deserve death.
              [B
              Romans 1:26, 32[/B]
              For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
              Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.

              Thinking it is the same as acting on it.

              Matthew 5:28
              But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.
              But I don't want to die yet.


              [QUOTE=Levi Jones;482730You have come to the right place. Maybe one of our male Church members can sort you out, so to speak.[/QUOTE]

              What male church members? I don't want to feel like a horse, or something and I'm bad at baking pies, since that's an important thing - so it seems.
              Lezbean living a life of lies and carpet munching.

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              • #22
                Re: Hello

                You took that picture after fornicating, I can see it in your eyes and the flush on your neck!

                I would be happy to listen to you confess your sins, remember no secrets, tell me everything. I can't guarantee the LORD will forgive you, but I will pray extra hard for you.

                King James Bible
                Genesis 3:16 Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

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                • #23
                  Re: Hello

                  Lisbeth, you are a lovely young lady. Do not become a harlot, it is not worth it.
                  Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                  Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                  Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                  Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                  Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                  Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                  • #24
                    Re: Hello

                    Originally posted by Lisbeth View Post

                    Yup, this is me. Nothing special...

                    And now:

                    Lenore. This is the girl I have to look at every day.
                    You're both lovely young ladies.

                    Originally posted by Lisbeth View Post
                    It's not like I've never been asked out on a date, I just didn't like the guys. They were ugly, stupid of had the wrong intentions.
                    And your intentions with this Lenore are pure?
                    You appear to be suffering from a case of Daddy's money lesbianism.

                    She will most usually break up with her boyfriend in her sophomore year in order to be true to her new-found lesbian nature but will get back together with him late in her junior year, when she realizes that she has no interest in carpet-munching at all. During this time she will also undergo an intense infatuation with veganism.

                    Originally posted by Lisbeth View Post

                    But I don't want to die yet.
                    I didn't say you would. I just said you deserve it according to the Bible.

                    Originally posted by Lisbeth View Post
                    What male church members? I don't want to feel like a horse, or something and I'm bad at baking pies, since that's an important thing - so it seems.
                    It appears I'm going about this the wrong way.

                    Maybe Sister MM might be willing to help you with your pie baking skills. She has a soft spot for confused young ladies like yourself. She leads a ladies only prayer circle. I hear they have to hold some recalcitrant young ladies down the first time they pray over them, but I suspect you will take to it like a fish to water.
                    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                    • #25
                      Re: Hello

                      Actually... My parents took that picture of me on my Christmas holiday. I don't really like it when people take pictures of me, especially not when it's my dad, but I was forced into it. And that look... Excuse me, but that's my normal look. I look really natural on that picture. My eyes just are that way.

                      I never had sex with Lenore, never ever. I just couldn't do it. She asked me, but I said no. The worst thing I did was when we were at this school party with all the german classes. I drank to much and we were both slightly drunk and well... we kissed. I know it is a bad thing, you don't have to tell me. I already told Pastor Zeke about this and I know God and Jezus and every saint up in Heaven are mad at me. It's not like I'm proud of it. I hate myself for it and I've never touched any alcohol again after the incident.
                      Lezbean living a life of lies and carpet munching.

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                      • #26
                        Re: Hello

                        Originally posted by Lesbith View Post
                        Actually... My parents took that picture of me on my Christmas holiday. I don't really like it when people take pictures of me, especially not when it's my dad, but I was forced into it. And that look... Excuse me, but that's my normal look. I look really natural on that picture. My eyes just are that way.

                        I never had sex with Lenore, never ever. I just couldn't do it. She asked me, but I said no. The worst thing I did was when we were at this school party with all the german classes. I drank to much and we were both slightly drunk and well... we kissed. I know it is a bad thing, you don't have to tell me. I already told Pastor Zeke about this and I know God and Jezus and every saint up in Heaven are mad at me. It's not like I'm proud of it. I hate myself for it and I've never touched any alcohol again after the incident.
                        OKAY WE HAVE A PROBLEM HERE.
                        1.YOU KİSSED A GİRL! (it is BAD BAD BAD)
                        2.YOU DRİNK.
                        3.You underestimate thyself and "lenore" has enough paint on her to paint a church
                        4.you seek exception not salvation;and its not gonna happen.
                        5.GOD did not forget you he just waits you, to choose your road.
                        You have two roads ahead of you;
                        Road number 1: Marry a christian,produce soldiers and go to heaven.
                        Road number 2:Make lust with lenore,and once you start it,with every harlot on this planet.and go ROT İN HELL.
                        I ,with all my heart,hope, will pray that your road is ROAD NUMBER 1.God bless.
                        Thou shalt sow, but thou shalt not reap; thou shalt tread the olives, but thou shalt not anoint thee with oil; and sweet wine, but shalt not drink wine. Micah 6:15

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                        • #27
                          Re: Hello

                          Well said. I hope the easy to understand pictures will help Lesbith see the wrong of her ways.
                          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                          • #28
                            Re: Hello

                            So do I sir .I hope her soul gets saved , God bless.
                            Thou shalt sow, but thou shalt not reap; thou shalt tread the olives, but thou shalt not anoint thee with oil; and sweet wine, but shalt not drink wine. Micah 6:15

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                            • #29
                              Re: Hello

                              Lisbeth is not real. This The Truth is really her, at least that is today's stoy.
                              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                              • #30
                                Re: Hello

                                Oh my God!! That is just not right, lying to people who are willing to guide you to salvation!?!?! What's wrong with you?!?
                                Thou shalt sow, but thou shalt not reap; thou shalt tread the olives, but thou shalt not anoint thee with oil; and sweet wine, but shalt not drink wine. Micah 6:15

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