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  • ARetarded_Person
    Unsaved trash, false Christan scum
    • Mar 2010
    • 7

    #16
    Re: Hello.

    In the end, when Jesus comes, we will find out who is right.

    So tell my how I can become a true christian? I would really like to know.

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    • James Hutchins
      True Christian™
      Just a Regular Nice Guy
       
      • Jun 2009
      • 29454

      #17
      Re: Hello.

      Originally posted by ARetarded_Person View Post
      lol well I guess that is your opinions. There is absolutely nothing I can do about it. I will still continue to go to my "false" church, and read my "false" bible and make my "false" prayers.

      I know I will get the usual "You will be cast into hell" "God loves us only and not you"

      I guess I will see you all in hell. As going by your beliefs, I will be going to hell. Then in my beliefs you all are going to hell.
      Wow, that sure is a neagive attitude.

      God wants to love you. You have to let Him. You have to actually do what He wants. He would not of had the entire Bible written if He did not want you to follow ALL OF IT.
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • grey goose
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Feb 2010
        • 72

        #18
        Re: Hello.

        Originally posted by ARetarded_Person View Post
        In the end, when Jesus comes, we will find out who is right.

        So tell my how I can become a true christian? I would really like to know.

        John 3:16

        For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.

        Love Jesus and read the original KJV, the only true word of God. The best way to get into heaven is to read your Bible every day, praise the LORD, and dont race mix.

        Genesis 28

        And Isaac called Jacob, and blessed him, and charged him, and said unto him, Thou shalt not take a wife of the daughters of Canaan.
        Christian Theocracy: Change we can believe in.

        LANDOVER BAPTIST DEMON HUNTING PERMIT #00666-29

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        • James Dewitt
          #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
          • Jan 2010
          • 6267

          #19
          Re: Hello.

          Originally posted by ARetarded_Person View Post
          In the end, when Jesus comes, we will find out who is right.

          So tell my how I can become a true christian? I would really like to know.
          1 throw your False Bible in the trash, get the real thing a KJV1611.

          2 join a real church, one that demands you follow the entire Bible, not just the fluffy stuff.

          3 get your self Baptized by a REAL Pastor

          4 Tell Jesus that you are sorry and ask Him to forgive you for being a retard.

          5 apologize for being an uppity retard( that's to us not Jesus)

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          • Rev. Jim Osborne
            True Christian™ Televangelist
            Director of Fundraising and Tithing
            On the Look Out for Wife #6!
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2009
            • 8622

            #20
            Re: Hello.

            Our place in Heaven is 100% assured because we follow all of the Bible, not just bits and pieces. This is not a matter of differing opinions. The simple fact is that we are right and you are wrong.

            Now, to become a True Christian(tm), you need to follow our lead. I for one, am a very Godly man and a wonderful role model for people. I suggest you read through several of our threads and doctrines on this forum to learn about what a real Christian is all about. You will also find that, much to the chagrin of false Christians, we are absolutely correct.

            For years we have dared false Christians to point out a single instance where we are wrong and they failed to do so.

            Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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            • Pastor Isaac Peters
              Senior Pastor
              Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
              Always Biblically correct
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 10639

              #21
              Re: Hello.

              Originally posted by ARetarded_Person View Post
              I believe in to act more as Jesus did, and not by the Bible or a Hardcore Religious Fanatic
              I keep hearing arguments like that, but how are you supposed to know how Jesus acted, if not by the Bible?
              This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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              • James Dewitt
                #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                • Jan 2010
                • 6267

                #22
                Re: Hello.

                Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
                I keep hearing arguments like that, but how are you supposed to know how Jesus acted, if not by the Bible?

                He has a new age Bible, ya know the ones that have cartoons and pictures of bunnies, LOL , and this retard thinks he is going to heaven. I don't even think it has the Old testament in it!

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                • Rachel Sue
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Feb 2010
                  • 52

                  #23
                  Re: Hello.

                  Originally posted by ARetarded_Person View Post
                  I pray when I am in need, or feeling down. Importantly I pray every day.
                  So, you pray only when you need something? God is NOT some sort of spiritual ATM where you can request whatever you feel you need whenever you need it. Have you tried praying when you feel joy? How about praying when you are overcome with gratitude for all that Christ has blessed you with rather than when you are obsessing over something that you feel you need. Don't burden Christ with your emo moments, take a Xanax and once it's kicked in, PRAISE God for simply allowing you to breathe!

                  Originally posted by ARetarded_Person View Post
                  I believe in to act more as Jesus did, and not by the Bible or a Hardcore Religious Fanatic. Living like that reminds me of Puritans.
                  So, you were there? You know better than the Bible how Jesus lived? Jesus did not come to pet kittens and fart rainbows. He did not come to bring peace but a sword. You are even worse than those filthy pagans if you think you can remake Jesus to your own specifications. At least the pagans have no problem confessing that their gods exist only in their own heads.

                  Get yourself a KJV 1611 and read it, thoroughly, over and over again. Do not 'interpret' the Bible to soften It's words. The Bible is a Holy Book and you need to begin treating It as such. If you want something to interpret, go buy a pack of Rorshach test cards.
                  The KJV 1611. Read It. Learn It. Love It. LIVE IT.

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                  • Brother Temperance
                    Senior Usher
                    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                    A very nice young man
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 15621

                    #24
                    Re: Hello.

                    Originally posted by ARetarded_Person View Post
                    Everyone has different beliefs. You are quite the gruffy type lol. I have no care for your opinion.
                    You are on your judge-mental path, and I am on my own path.

                    I believe in to act more as Jesus did, and not by the Bible or a Hardcore Religious Fanatic. Living like that reminds me of Puritans.
                    As Pastor Isaac says, how can you know how Jesus acted if not from the Bible?

                    Also, you should read this valuable resource on why the New King James Version is not a valid Bible. You have been tricked by Satan. For instance:

                    The NKJV claims to make the "old" KJV "much clearer" by "updating obsolete words" (New King James Version, 1982e. p. 1235)

                    How about that "obsolete word" - "hell". The NKJV removes the word "hell" 23 times! And how do they make it "much clearer"? By replacing "hell" with "Hades" and "Sheol"! Webster's New Collegiate Dictionary defines Hades: "the underground abode of the dead in Greek MYTHOLOGY". By making it "much clearer" - they turn your Bible into MYTHOLOGY! Not only that, Hades is not always a place of torment or terror! The Assyrian Hades is an abode of blessedness with silver skies called "Happy Fields". In the satanic New Age Movement, Hades is an intermediate state of purification!

                    Who in their right mind would think "Hades" or "Sheol" is "up-to-date" and "much clearer" than "hell"?
                    In 2 Timothy 2:15, the NKJV (like the NIV, NASV, RSV, NRSV) remove that "obsolete" word - "study"! The only time you're told to "study" your Bible. AND THEY ZAP IT! Why don't they want you to "study" your Bible? Maybe they don't want you to look too close - you might find out what they've ACTUALLY done to your Bible! The "real" KJV is the only English Bible in the world that instructs you to "study" your Bible!

                    That "obsolete" word "virtue" is replaced with "power" in Mark 5:30, Luke 6:19, 8:46! How does anybody confuse "virtue" with "power"? Simple - by being "bosom-buddies" with the NIV, NASV, RSV, NRSV! That's what they did!

                    I think you can see why we're right and your forged "Bible" is wrong.
                    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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