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  • John Scopes
    Unsaved Trash, Monkey worshiping Darwinista
    • Sep 2009
    • 666

    #31
    Re: The Truth

    This is becoming a very fascinating trend scientifically. Suddenly several individuals that are under constant threat of inundation by the ocean are coming here.

    Please detail your family histories so I might document your genetic lines before you are drowned.
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    “Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge: it is those who know little, and not those who know much, who so positively assert that this or that problem will never be solved by science.” Charles Darwin The Descent of Man (1871)

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    • virgin_nyx
      Unsaved trash, teenaged heathen
      Under Investigation
      • Mar 2010
      • 22

      #32
      Re: The Truth

      Originally posted by Lesbith View Post
      Wait, you are Jezus, hanging yourself at a Cross? Fair enough. I'd rather be red and have horns then be hanged on the cross. : )

      Bye the way, Vrirgin Nyx. It isn't really godly and nice to laugh at people. I don't need any help. I'm doing fine on my own. Besides, why would you bother to look at people down in hell when you're having your death in heaven?
      Haha you are really funny,if you weren't a lying bi harlot we would be friends,well then again maybe not,okay here goes nothing;
      1.I can never be Jesus.And you don't really have an option but be a devil (more than you already are)
      2.Maybe it is cruel to laugh but it is necessary in some cases (yours)
      3.Beleive me you DO need help.And we can see that you aren't really fine on your own(Get the picture)
      4.You have a grammer problem you idiot;It is "by the way" not "bye the way" AND "virgin" not "vrirgin"
      5.I beleive you said you did not beleive in heaven and hellBut honey beleive me"my so called death" will be much better than your eternal hellfire.Have fun God bless(Everybody except you)
      Thou shalt sow, but thou shalt not reap; thou shalt tread the olives, but thou shalt not anoint thee with oil; and sweet wine, but shalt not drink wine. Micah 6:15

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      • Brother Temperance
        Senior Usher
        True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
        A very nice young man
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 15621

        #33
        Re: The Truth

        Originally posted by narc_yah View Post
        seriously.. windmills rule, they produce kinda "green" or "good" energy. which is.. well, better then most other forms.. >__>

        but, no, the best of all dutch's fethish is the dike, for it holds the water above us (we are mozes) and it's allso able to produce energy
        We are all too aware of the dykes that infest the Nether Regions. Do you have any idea how much water Lesbith can hold? How much energy can she produce? If lying Dutch dykes are actually a viable energy source, then maybe your country isn't completely worthless and might be worth liberating.
        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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        • Spirit Rain
          Unsaved trash
          Under Investigation
          • Mar 2010
          • 17

          #34
          Re: The Truth

          Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
          We are all too aware of the dykes that infest the Nether Regions. Do you have any idea how much water Lesbith can hold? How much energy can she produce? If lying Dutch dykes are actually a viable energy source, then maybe your country isn't completely worthless and might be worth liberating.
          I think he means a different type of dike ...:

          Originally posted by Merriam Webster Dictionary
          Main Entry: 1dike
          Pronunciation: \ˈdīk\
          Function: noun
          Etymology: Middle English, probably from Old Norse dīk ditch and Middle Low German dīk dam; akin to Old English dīc ditch — more at ditch
          Date: 13th century
          1 : an artificial watercourse : ditch
          2 a : a bank usually of earth constructed to control or confine water : levee b : a barrier preventing passage especially of something undesirable
          3 a : a raised causeway b : a tabular body of igneous rock that has been injected while molten into a fissure
          You live only once -- but if you work it right, once is enough.

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          • Wide-Open
            Director of European Evangelical Outreach
            A Shining Example of Christ's Love
            Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
            True Christian™
            • Nov 2007
            • 18449

            #35
            Re: The Truth

            Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
            Do you have any idea how much water Lesbith can hold?
            I think it Depends Brother Temp.
            Psalm 81:10:
            I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
            open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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            • narc_yah
              Unsaved trash
              • Mar 2010
              • 21

              #36
              Re: The Truth

              omg.. lol.. you don't even understand the difference between swear words and normal words.. ouch..

              i myself do not swear, i say things like damn, but thats a curse. i dont say f, s, or any other useless crap, why not? it's not worth the negative energy.. sorry..

              "Do you have any idea how much water Lesbith can hold?"

              ...

              perv.. and you call yourself a tc?
              I am soooooo stoned right now I see tracers and cool stuff. Is there anything to eat? Can you hear music? Man, I am soooooo stoned right now. What?

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              • Brother Temperance
                Senior Usher
                True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                A very nice young man
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 15621

                #37
                Re: The Truth

                Originally posted by narc_yah View Post
                "Do you have any idea how much water Lesbith can hold?"

                ...

                perv.. and you call yourself a tc?
                You were the one who brought the subject up. We need to know whether lying Dutch lesbian harlots are a viable energy source so we can work out whether your cesspit is worth liberating or not. Your co-operation in this matter is appreciated.
                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                • virgin_nyx
                  Unsaved trash, teenaged heathen
                  Under Investigation
                  • Mar 2010
                  • 22

                  #38
                  Re: The Truth

                  Honey I wonder why you did not respond ? Perhaps you are afraid of humiliation well fret no more because we can't think lesser of you.
                  Thou shalt sow, but thou shalt not reap; thou shalt tread the olives, but thou shalt not anoint thee with oil; and sweet wine, but shalt not drink wine. Micah 6:15

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                  • James Dewitt
                    #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 6267

                    #39
                    Re: The Truth

                    Originally posted by narc_yah View Post
                    omg.. lol.. you don't even understand the difference between swear words and normal words.. ouch..

                    i myself do not swear, i say things like damn, but thats a curse. i dont say f, s, or any other useless crap, why not? it's not worth the negative energy.. sorry..

                    "Do you have any idea how much water Lesbith can hold?"

                    ...

                    perv.. and you call yourself a tc?
                    Son BACK away from the marijuana Buffet, you just got your last active brain stoned!

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                    • Lesbith
                      Unsaved trash, lying lezbanian gothtard
                      • Mar 2010
                      • 48

                      #40
                      Re: The Truth

                      Back from having a life!

                      Originally posted by virgin_nyx View Post
                      Honey I wonder why you did not respond ? Perhaps you are afraid of humiliation well fret no more because we can't think lesser of you.
                      As I said: I was busy having lesbian orgies. v__v
                      Lezbean living a life of lies and carpet munching.

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                      • Jacob the Angry Liar
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        • Jan 2010
                        • 309

                        #41
                        Re: The Truth

                        Originally posted by Lesbith View Post
                        Back from having a life!



                        As I said: I was busy having lesbian orgies. v__v

                        I am quite frankly disgusted by you. Please give us the details so that we can better understand your sins. It's important for us to know how and why you're going to hell!

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                        • Lesbith
                          Unsaved trash, lying lezbanian gothtard
                          • Mar 2010
                          • 48

                          #42
                          Re: The Truth

                          I'm not giving you any details. You just want something to perv over.

                          I already know I'm going to hell, so why not make the best out of life? : D
                          Lezbean living a life of lies and carpet munching.

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                          • Jacob the Angry Liar
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            • Jan 2010
                            • 309

                            #43
                            Re: The Truth

                            Originally posted by Lesbith View Post
                            I'm not giving you any details. You just want something to perv over.

                            I already know I'm going to hell, so why not make the best out of life? : D
                            So you're saying you'd rather live a short life of about 40 years (You'll probably have died of AIDS by then) but have fun during that time, then burn in hell, being in terrible, unquenching agony for ETERNITY, than to devote your life to Jesus and be Saved™, live a good, long, healthy life, full of satisfaction, then be taken up to Heaven in glory and live among Jesus Himself for eternity?

                            Wow, you're even stupider than I thought. I bet you smoke marihuana, right?

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                            • Lesbith
                              Unsaved trash, lying lezbanian gothtard
                              • Mar 2010
                              • 48

                              #44
                              Re: The Truth

                              I'd rather have fun here and be sure I've lived my life the way I wanted to, rather then prey all day and act like an (American) idiot.

                              According to the bible I can just ask for forgiveness the moment I die, just like one of the other guys who were crucified like Jezus. What's the big deal?

                              And I haven't been smoking in a week now. ^^" So my brains should be back to normal now.
                              Lezbean living a life of lies and carpet munching.

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                              • Jacob the Angry Liar
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                • Jan 2010
                                • 309

                                #45
                                Re: The Truth

                                Originally posted by Lesbith View Post
                                I'd rather have fun here and be sure I've lived my life the way I wanted to, rather then prey all day and act like an (American) idiot.
                                Ok, so even if life as a True Christian™ isn't fun for you, you'd rather have a fun life for a few years, then a terribly agonizing one for ETERNITY, than have a somewhat dull one for a few years, then an amazing one for eternity? Sorry, but I'm just not following your logic.

                                Originally posted by Lesbith View Post
                                According to the bible I can just ask for forgiveness the moment I die, just like one of the other guys who were crucified like Jezus. What's the big deal?
                                Scripture or it didn't happen. Also, it's spelled Jesus, not Jezus. Are you blaspheming the Holy Name of the LORD?


                                Originally posted by Lesbith View Post
                                And I haven't been smoking in a week now. ^^" So my brains should be back to normal now.
                                Not quite. When you inhale marihuana smoke, the demons in the smoke travel through your body and directly into your rectum. The only thing that can dislodge them is a thorough beating and prayer. They don't just dissolve on their own.

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