[Vavoline Johnson]

Re: The Truth

You ain't nothin but a white trash, pot smokin hippy gal and you kin mock our Lawd Baby Jeesus all you be wanting but da joke will be on you when da Debil start pokin you wif his red hot poker in yo lady parts...we be seein what kind of Lesbian you is then!

[Lesbith]

Re: The Truth

Ok, so even if life as a True Christian™ isn't fun for you, you'd rather have a fun life for a few years, then a terribly agonizing one for ETERNITY, than have a somewhat dull one for a few years, then an amazing one for eternity? Sorry, but I'm just not following your logic.

Well, since Hell doens't exist, I can't even go to hell and if there is some place called Hell after all, It cant be worse than life on earth.

Scripture or it didn't happen. Also, it's spelled Jesus, not Jezus. Are you blaspheming the Holy Name of the LORD?

It's Jezus in Dutch. Jezus sounds better anyway.

Not quite. When you inhale marihuana smoke, the demons in the smoke travel through your body and directly into your rectum. The only thing that can dislodge them is a thorough beating and prayer. They don't just dissolve on their own.

There are to many gay- and Goth-demons in my body. Marihuana demons don't fit in my body anymore.

You ain't nothin but a white trash, pot smokin hippy gal and you kin mock our Lawd Baby Jeesus all you be wanting but da joke will be on you when da Debil start pokin you wif his red hot poker in yo lady parts...we be seein what kind of Lesbian you is then!

English please? T__T

[James Dewitt]

Re: The Truth

Back from having a life!



As I said: I was busy having lesbian orgies. v__v

Look this is not a lesbo dating site.... Take it to facebook

[Jacob the Angry Liar]

Re: The Truth

Well, since Hell doens't exist, I can't even go to hell and if there is some place called Hell after all, It cant be worse than life on earth.

And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire. (Revelations 20:15)

Hell is a VERY real place. And trust me, it's MUCH worse than life on earth. Imagine this. You're swimming in a lake, made out of fire and molten brimstone, struggling keep up and not fall under. If you do, you'll sink down and land on the pile of aborted fetuses than have sank to the bottom. Around you, there are millions and millions of torture souls, screaming in agony. The noise of all the screaming is unbearable. The lake is burning hot, and your entire body is in incredible pain. Your very flesh is constantly being cooked to the bone. There is no relief. You're stuck there. Forever. Sound like fun? Didn't think so.

It's Jezus in Dutch. Jezus sounds better anyway.

Shoo, pentacoastal tongue-speaking demon! We only speak True American English™ here.

There are to many gay- and Goth-demons in my body. Marihuana demons don't fit in my body anymore.

You'd be surprised at how many can fit in there.

English please? T__T

Please, she's just a nigress! You can't honestly expect her to have a full grasp of the English Language™. She's doing better than most nigras.

[James Hutchins]

Re: The Truth

I'd rather have fun here and be sure I've lived my life the way I wanted to, rather then prey all day and act like an (American) idiot.

You only think you are having fun. What you are doing is running and hiding from The Truth(c).
Little slut, calling your betters 'idiots' only serves to show how much in despair you truly are. By the way, I think you meant 'pray', I do not hunt every day, just on Saturdays.

According to the bible I can just ask for forgiveness the moment I die, just like one of the other guys who were crucified like Jezus. What's the big deal?

Well, you can and you cannot. Death bed repenting is often a fools gambit.
If God knows your little game, he laughs at your death bed 'changes of heart'. In some cases, even a life time of repenting is fruitless if the sins are serious enough. The big deal is the balance. Think for a moment, even though you are mere adolescent female. You are alive for about 80 years. A lifetime. After you die, you have an eternity. To date, that is a tad over 6,000 years and counting. You behave for merely 80 years in return for a eternity of happiness. Seems like a sweet deal to me. The way you are going, you'll be lucky to live 40 years, then you're dead. Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begin falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.
As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.
Is it still funny mocking our mission to Save your soul? We want you to enjoy Heaven and eternal praise and worship at the feet of our Saviour the Lord Jesus Christ.

Unless you are Saved™ by Jesus Christ and His Holy website and favorite church, Landover Baptist, there is no other way to avoid this.

And I haven't been smoking in a week now. ^^" So my brains should be back to normal now.

No, no they are not. It may not be obvious to you but it is to everyone who is not drug addled, you have some severe issues.

[Vavoline Johnson]

Re: The Truth

Well, since Hell doens't exist, I can't even go to hell and if there is some place called Hell after all, It cant be worse than life on earth.




It's Jezus in Dutch. Jezus sounds better anyway.



There are to many gay- and Goth-demons in my body. Marihuana demons don't fit in my body anymore.



English please? T__T

Jeezus understand me perfectly an dat all dat matters, you fool.
I'm bettin yo grandpa his-self marched po Anne Franks fambly right to da Nazis cause you be jist plain ebil!~

[Lesbith]

Re: The Truth

And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire. (Revelations 20:15)

Hell is a VERY real place. And trust me, it's MUCH worse than life on earth. Imagine this. You're swimming in a lake, made out of fire and molten brimstone, struggling keep up and not fall under. If you do, you'll sink down and land on the pile of aborted fetuses than have sank to the bottom. Around you, there are millions and millions of torture souls, screaming in agony. The noise of all the screaming is unbearable. The lake is burning hot, and your entire body is in incredible pain. Your very flesh is constantly being cooked to the bone. There is no relief. You're stuck there. Forever. Sound like fun? Didn't think so.

I might even like it there. I just don't get it: why are they all so depressed in hell? You can try to make the best out of it, can't you? Besides: there is lots of lesbian scum, enough pretty girls for me anyway.
By the way: I'm dead. My nerve system is dead! How can a magma pool hurt me?

Shoo, pentacoastal tongue-speaking demon! We only speak True American English™ here.

So does the negress?

You'd be surprised at how many can fit in there.

Well, surprise me. : )

[Jacob the Angry Liar]

Re: The Truth

I might even like it there. I just don't get it: why are they all so depressed in hell? You can try to make the best out of it, can't you? Besides: there is lots of lesbian scum, enough pretty girls for me anyway.
By the way: I'm dead. My nerve system is dead! How can a magma pool hurt me?

There's no such thing as a "nerve" system, it's just a lie of sickular propaganda. Trust me, you'll feel every moment. You won't be able to munch any carpets in hell; you'll be too busy thrashing around in agony. And the girls won't be so pretty once they've been burnt up by the fire and brimstone.

So does the negress?

Yes, she is speaking English, albeit with some misspelled words. You're deliberately using a different language than English. This is an English message board, not a pentacoastal one.

Well, surprise me. : )

Sure, send me a PM and we can organize a time and place to meet. It would be my pleasure to help you achieve Salvation through Christ™. I might even be able to give you a proper spanking to get all of those pesky demons out, and we can see how many there are. Followed by intense prayer and Bible study, of course!

[Vavoline Johnson]

Re: The Truth

Well, surprise me. : )

We int' gonna waste no mo time on you, Ellen cause you know what? You want da truth, well, you cain't handle da truth!

[Lesbith]

Re: The Truth

[QUOTE=Jacob11;486275]There's no such thing as a "nerve" system, it's just a lie of sickular propaganda. Trust me, you'll feel every moment. You won't be able to munch any carpets in hell; you'll be too busy thrashing around in agony. And the girls won't be so pretty once they've been burnt up by the fire and brimstone. [quote]
Of course it is. How stupid of me! [/sarcasm]
Seriously, if I don't have a nerve system, what's the whole point of my body on earth then? Why didn't God just make us spirits?

Yes, she is speaking English, albeit with some misspelled words. You're deliberately using a different language than English. This is an English message board, not a pentacoastal one.

I'm trying my best to talk proper English here and I'm doing a lot better then she is.

Sure, send me a PM and we can organize a time and place to meet. It would be my pleasure to help you achieve Salvation through Christ™. I might even be able to give you a proper spanking to get all of those pesky demons out, and we can see how many there are. Followed by intense prayer and Bible study, of course!

Dude, I live in the Netherlands and I'm not planning to go visit America any time soon. And spankings are good, in a sexual way, so what's the whole point? I would love it.

[virgin_nyx]

Re: The Truth

WAIT WAIT WAIT SHE IS LYING! how do I know ? well nobody would look her in the eyes let alone have a "lesbean what-she-said" with her.Period.God bless

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

Re: The Truth

I'm very sorry Lisbeth.

I'm also sorry that your air force was wiped out in a matter of hours during world war 2.

In fact, that may help to explain part of your sinister condition.