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  • Cranky Old Man
    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
    You kids get off his lawn!
     
    • Jan 2010
    • 22374

    #16
    Re: The Truth

    Originally posted by Lesbith View Post
    so that's why I'm not standing next to a Windmill
    Are you then on the inside of the windmill?
    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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    • virgin_nyx
      Unsaved trash, teenaged heathen
      Under Investigation
      • Mar 2010
      • 22

      #17
      Re: The Truth

      Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
      Oh Lisbeth, we are all so very disappointed in you. Living a life of lies will only ensure you a place in Hell. I am sure you kids think it is a 'gas' lying to adults, especially loving and caring ones like us. I hope you had a good laugh. To think I spent days worrying about you. You'll never get a husband nor have any children. Very sordid indeed. Now I really feel sorry for your parents though what you told us about them is probably a lie too.
      Well said sir.
      Gee,to think I felt sorry for you and prayed to dear GOD!What a waste of time.You have a very sick concept of a joking.OKAY now I am going to describe it with pictures so your weed-damaged brain can understand it:
      you------->
      us---------->
      You are a LYING MANIPULATIVE HARLOT to put it mildly.Seriously you are sick.YOU need HELP.GO GET SOME.God bless(Everybody except you,you sick "bi"harlot)Oh by the way,have fun in hell,we'll be laughing our socks off, looking at you from heaven.
      Thou shalt sow, but thou shalt not reap; thou shalt tread the olives, but thou shalt not anoint thee with oil; and sweet wine, but shalt not drink wine. Micah 6:15

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      • Wide-Open
        Director of European Evangelical Outreach
        A Shining Example of Christ's Love
        Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
        True Christian™
        • Nov 2007
        • 18449

        #18
        Re: The Truth

        Originally posted by Lesbith View Post
        Are you suggesting I'm getting turned on by windmills? O my. I shall explain it to you: Cranky old man asked me why there are no windmills in my picture, so I replied sarcastically: "would you like it to have a windmill in your bathroom?" Well, we dutch don't so that's why I'm not standing next to a Windmill
        Now I'm even more confused. So you Dutch people actually dislike windmills? Was Don Quichote Dutch? Would you stand next to a windmill if it aroused you? Do you put windmills in your living rooms?

        These furriners do my head in, they honestly do.
        Psalm 81:10:
        I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
        open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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        • Pastor Isaac Peters
          Senior Pastor
          Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
          Always Biblically correct
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 10639

          #19
          Re: The Truth

          Originally posted by Lesbith View Post
          We don't have windmills next to our houses, old man.
          Since you're an admitted liar, how do we know you're not lying about that as well?
          This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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          • Lesbith
            Unsaved trash, lying lezbanian gothtard
            • Mar 2010
            • 48

            #20
            Re: The Truth

            Originally posted by virgin_nyx View Post
            .OKAY now I am going to describe it with pictures so your weed-damaged brain can understand it:
            you------->
            us---------->
            You are a LYING MANIPULATIVE HARLOT to put it mildly.Seriously you are sick.YOU need HELP.GO GET SOME.God bless(Everybody except you,you sick "bi"harlot)Oh by the way,have fun in hell,we'll be laughing our socks off, looking at you from heaven.
            Wait, you are Jezus, hanging yourself at a Cross? Fair enough. I'd rather be red and have horns then be hanged on the cross. : )

            Bye the way, Vrirgin Nyx. It isn't really godly and nice to laugh at people. I don't need any help. I'm doing fine on my own. Besides, why would you bother to look at people down in hell when you're having your death in heaven?
            Lezbean living a life of lies and carpet munching.

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            • Lesbith
              Unsaved trash, lying lezbanian gothtard
              • Mar 2010
              • 48

              #21
              Re: The Truth

              Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
              Now I'm even more confused. So you Dutch people actually dislike windmills? Was Don Quichote Dutch? Would you stand next to a windmill if it aroused you? Do you put windmills in your living rooms?

              These furriners do my head in, they honestly do.
              We don't dislike them. And why the fuck would I be aroused by a windmill?
              Lezbean living a life of lies and carpet munching.

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              • Brother Temperance
                Senior Usher
                True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                A very nice young man
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 15621

                #22
                Re: The Truth

                Originally posted by Lesbith View Post
                Wait, you are Jezus, hanging yourself at a Cross? Fair enough. I'd rather be red and have horns then be hanged on the cross.
                A.) Jesus wasn't hung, he was crucified.
                Can you tell the difference between and ?
                B.) Jesus didn't crucify himself, the Jews did it.
                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                • Brother Temperance
                  Senior Usher
                  True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                  A very nice young man
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 15621

                  #23
                  Re: The Truth

                  Originally posted by Lesbith View Post
                  We don't dislike them. And why the piffle would I be aroused by a windmill?
                  Why would you live a life of lesbotic lies? Why would you be aroused by a girl when you're a girl? Makes as much sense as being aroused by a windmill.
                  O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                  God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                  • Lesbith
                    Unsaved trash, lying lezbanian gothtard
                    • Mar 2010
                    • 48

                    #24
                    Re: The Truth

                    A windmill isn't even a living thing, so your arguing has failed.

                    I just don't care about this Jezus dude. If he was drowned I wouldn't even really care. The Jews did not do it, it where the Romans.
                    Lezbean living a life of lies and carpet munching.

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                    • Pastor Isaac Peters
                      Senior Pastor
                      Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                      Always Biblically correct
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 10639

                      #25
                      Re: The Truth

                      Originally posted by Lesbith View Post
                      A windmill isn't even a living thing, so your arguing has failed.
                      Hellbound God-mockers like you are aroused by nonliving things all the time. Their demons lead them into something called a fetish.

                      I just don't care about this Jezus dude. If he was drowned I wouldn't even really care. The Jews did not do it, it where the Romans.
                      Do tell.

                      1 Thess. 2:14-15: For ye, brethren, became followers of the churches of God which in Judaea are in Christ Jesus: for ye also have suffered like things of your own countrymen, even as they [have] of the Jews: Who both killed the Lord Jesus, and their own prophets, and have persecuted us; and they please not God, and are contrary to all men:
                      This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                      Questions to ask liberal "Christians"Things that the Bible doesn't sayTolerance

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                      • Lesbith
                        Unsaved trash, lying lezbanian gothtard
                        • Mar 2010
                        • 48

                        #26
                        Re: The Truth

                        The Roman governor Pontius Pilate condemned Jesus to death because he would spend "King of the Jews". : )
                        Lezbean living a life of lies and carpet munching.

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                        • Pastor Isaac Peters
                          Senior Pastor
                          Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                          Always Biblically correct
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 10639

                          #27
                          Re: The Truth

                          Originally posted by Lesbith View Post
                          The Roman governor Pontius Pilate condemned Jesus to death because he would spend "King of the Jews". : )
                          Did you even read the Bible passage that I quoted?
                          This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                          Questions to ask liberal "Christians"Things that the Bible doesn't sayTolerance

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                          • Cranky Old Man
                            Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                            You kids get off his lawn!
                             
                            • Jan 2010
                            • 22374

                            #28
                            Re: The Truth

                            Originally posted by Lesbith View Post
                            I just don't care about this Jezus dude.
                            We noticed. Well have fun with your windmills while it lasts.

                            And don't scream too hard while you are in hell, that might be annoying.
                            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                            • Brother Temperance
                              Senior Usher
                              True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                              A very nice young man
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 15621

                              #29
                              Re: The Truth

                              Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
                              Did you even read the Bible passage that I quoted?
                              She was probably unable to see the screen because one of the blades of the windmill she was pleasuring herself with got in the way. It should've moved on now, so she may be able to read it this time.
                              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                              • narc_yah
                                Unsaved trash
                                • Mar 2010
                                • 21

                                #30
                                Re: The Truth

                                seriously.. windmills rule, they produce kinda "green" or "good" energy. which is.. well, better then most other forms.. >__>

                                but, no, the best of all dutch's fethish is the dike, for it holds the water above us (we are mozes) and it's allso able to produce energy =D

                                HOLY ENERGY

                                that's the way to live this life
                                I am soooooo stoned right now I see tracers and cool stuff. Is there anything to eat? Can you hear music? Man, I am soooooo stoned right now. What?

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