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  • charley92
    Unsaved trash
    • Mar 2010
    • 16

    #1

    Hello, I am bisexual and a Christian!

    Hello all,

    I was raised in a Christian home where my mother and my father did not beat me. They both loved me and have accpeted the fact that I am bisexual. I used to attend church every sunday, go to sunday school, etc. I am very excited to know that I will be teaching you all the ways of being a True Christian with love, peace, kindness, caring, tenderness, support, acceptance, etc. And I am sure that I will be learning from you all as well.
    Can't wait to hear from everyone!
    Live. Laugh. Love. <3
  • Cranky Old Man
    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
    You kids get off his lawn!
     
    • Jan 2010
    • 22373

    #2
    Re: Hello, I am bisexual and a Christian!

    Welcome to our friendly forum.

    I nice demonstration of cause and affect here.

    CAUSE:
    Originally posted by charley92 View Post
    my mother and my father did not beat me
    EFFECT:
    I am bisexual

    Thank you for this. It shows everyone what happens when parents go soft on their children.
    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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    • Lesbith
      Unsaved trash, lying lezbanian gothtard
      • Mar 2010
      • 48

      #3
      Re: Hello, I am bisexual and a Christian!

      Be proud of it! There is nothing wrong with being bisexual.
      Lezbean living a life of lies and carpet munching.

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      • Pastor Isaac Peters
        Senior Pastor
        Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
        Always Biblically correct
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 10639

        #4
        Re: Hello, I am bisexual and a Christian!

        Originally posted by charley92 View Post
        I am very excited to know that I will be teaching you all the ways of being a True Christian with love, peace, kindness, caring, tenderness, support, acceptance, etc.
        Dear friend:

        I am very excited to know that you will be teaching us your position and backing up all of it with direct quotations in context from the King James Bible.
        This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

        Questions to ask liberal "Christians"Things that the Bible doesn't sayTolerance

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        • John Scopes
          Unsaved Trash, Monkey worshiping Darwinista
          • Sep 2009
          • 666

          #5
          Re: Hello, I am bisexual and a Christian!

          Originally posted by Lesbith View Post
          Be proud of it! There is nothing wrong with being bisexual.
          Ayla, if you answered my original question here I apologize for missing it. Otherwise please have the courtesy to address it.
          sigpic
          “Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge: it is those who know little, and not those who know much, who so positively assert that this or that problem will never be solved by science.” Charles Darwin The Descent of Man (1871)

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          • Lesbith
            Unsaved trash, lying lezbanian gothtard
            • Mar 2010
            • 48

            #6
            Re: Hello, I am bisexual and a Christian!

            Originally posted by John Scopes View Post
            Ayla, if you answered my original question here I apologize for missing it. Otherwise please have the courtesy to address it.
            I don't get the whole point in your question. What would you need my DNA for? Science? Nah. Not really my thing.
            Lezbean living a life of lies and carpet munching.

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            • John Scopes
              Unsaved Trash, Monkey worshiping Darwinista
              • Sep 2009
              • 666

              #7
              Re: Hello, I am bisexual and a Christian!

              Originally posted by Lesbith View Post
              I don't get the whole point in your question. What would you need my DNA for? Science? Nah. Not really my thing.
              Thank you for responding, you addressed my curiosity.

              You are a genetic dead-end.
              sigpic
              “Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge: it is those who know little, and not those who know much, who so positively assert that this or that problem will never be solved by science.” Charles Darwin The Descent of Man (1871)

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              • Lesbith
                Unsaved trash, lying lezbanian gothtard
                • Mar 2010
                • 48

                #8
                Re: Hello, I am bisexual and a Christian!

                I guess I am. Still, I want to have babies once. : D
                Lezbean living a life of lies and carpet munching.

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                • Brother Temperance
                  Senior Usher
                  True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                  A very nice young man
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 15621

                  #9
                  Re: Hello, I am bisexual and a Christian!

                  How can you be a bisexual and a Christian? That's like being a member of the Nation of Islam and a Jew, or a vegan and a heterosexual, or a Catholic priest and happily married, or a Democrat and patriotic. It's just not possible.
                  O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                  God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                  • virgin_nyx
                    Unsaved trash, teenaged heathen
                    Under Investigation
                    • Mar 2010
                    • 22

                    #10
                    Re: Hello, I am bisexual and a Christian!

                    Originally posted by Lesbith View Post
                    Be proud of it! There is nothing wrong with being bisexual.
                    SO SAYS THE NUT-BRAIN.God bless
                    Thou shalt sow, but thou shalt not reap; thou shalt tread the olives, but thou shalt not anoint thee with oil; and sweet wine, but shalt not drink wine. Micah 6:15

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                    • Lesbith
                      Unsaved trash, lying lezbanian gothtard
                      • Mar 2010
                      • 48

                      #11
                      Re: Hello, I am bisexual and a Christian!

                      Originally posted by virgin_nyx View Post
                      SO SAYS THE NUT-BRAIN.God bless
                      Says the one who is - just like I am - unsaved trash. You're a teenaged heathen Virgin_Nyx. I feel so sorry for you.
                      Lezbean living a life of lies and carpet munching.

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                      • Spirit Rain
                        Unsaved trash
                        Under Investigation
                        • Mar 2010
                        • 17

                        #12
                        Re: Hello, I am bisexual and a Christian!

                        Originally posted by virgin_nyx View Post
                        SO SAYS THE NUT-BRAIN.God bless
                        Why all the hostility? ...
                        You live only once -- but if you work it right, once is enough.

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                        • No Secrets Victoria
                          Forum Member
                          Forum Member
                          • Feb 2010
                          • 80

                          #13
                          Re: Hello, I am bisexual and a Christian!

                          It is very plain to see that the man who agrees to marry LesbianBeth will have his hands full.


                          I pray that GOD give him strength. It will take some time to train her, and make her worthy to breed soldiers for our LORD.


                          KIng James Bible
                          Genesis 3:16 Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.
                          King James Bible
                          Genesis 3:16 Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

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                          • Lesbith
                            Unsaved trash, lying lezbanian gothtard
                            • Mar 2010
                            • 48

                            #14
                            Re: Hello, I am bisexual and a Christian!

                            Fun fact: I will not marry anyone. I simply do not believe in it. No one can train me and if he or she hits me without me wanting it I simply leave him/her.
                            Lezbean living a life of lies and carpet munching.

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                            • No Secrets Victoria
                              Forum Member
                              Forum Member
                              • Feb 2010
                              • 80

                              #15
                              Re: Hello, I am bisexual and a Christian!

                              If you behave as a GODLY woman should, your compassionate CHRISTIAN husband will not have to discipline you!
                              King James Bible
                              Genesis 3:16 Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

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