[narc_yah]

Re: Hello, I am bisexual and a Christian!

well, hell yeah you like being bisex.

being bisexual means being true to yourself, for you are no 'gayhating' or 'foul feminist', you are a human, which means; you líke... human.

so, thank god, for founding the god in yourself, or at least, a beginning ^^

@temperance, "That's like being a member of the Nation of Islam and a Jew, or a vegan and a heterosexual"

does this mean, when i eat meat, i'm heterosexual even if i have sex with man?
way to cool O_O

[No Secrets Victoria]

Re: Hello, I am bisexual and a Christian!

narc_yah is an enemy of GOD!

[narc_yah]

Re: Hello, I am bisexual and a Christian!

of an outer god.. yeah..

[John Scopes]

Re: Hello, I am bisexual and a Christian!

I guess I am. Still, I want to have babies once. : D

A natural mammalian instinct. Do you plan to use artificial insemination ?

[Lesbith]

Re: Hello, I am bisexual and a Christian!

I might actually consider to do that.

[John Scopes]

Re: Hello, I am bisexual and a Christian!

I might actually consider to do that.

Excellent! Since you will probably receive a mix of sperm from different races I would be very interested to know what the child looks like.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Hello, I am bisexual and a Christian!

@temperance, "That's like being a member of the Nation of Islam and a Jew, or a vegan and a heterosexual"

does this mean, when i eat meat, i'm heterosexual even if i have sex with man?
way to cool O_O

No. If X is veganism and Y is perversion, then the presence of X proves the presence of Y, but it does not logically follow that the absence of X proves the absence of Y. Do you see?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello, I am bisexual and a Christian!

I might actually consider to do that.

But you aren't willing to consider accepting Jesus as your Savior, marrying a Christian man to worship and serve, and spending your life baking pies, scrubbing floors and popping out future soldiers for Christ?

Do you realize how happy you're making satan right now?

[Rachel Sue]

Re: Hello, I am bisexual and a Christian!

How can you be a bisexual and a Christian?

Brother Temperance, the true question here is how can one who CLAIMS to be a Christian woman be sexual at all?!

There should be no joy in sex, harlot. As Sister Victoria and I discussed the other night, Satan loves nothing more than a little 'girl on girl action'. What better way to lead our weak souls down the path to Hell than by distracting us from our true calling? Sex is for procreation, nothing more and should be done as quickly as possible and while praying to Christ all the while.

I bet you probably subscribe to that bullhockey about female orgasm as well, don't you? If God wanted sex to be pleasurable, He wouldn't have made it so disgusting.

[Petal]

Re: Hello, I am bisexual and a Christian!

i rebukes the title of this threads, an i rebukes all them bisexurals an lezbeans an schmelly hippies who be postings on our bootiful forums you all needs to go aways!

[Father Maurice Lester]

Re: Hello, I am bisexual and a Christian!

A natural mammalian instinct. Do you plan to use artificial insemination ?

As usual, the turnip truck and trailer park Baptwits of Landrover are making light of a difficult issue for a child of God who needs love and compassion in their struggle with sexual confusion... not mockery and derision.

My advice to the women who think they prefer intimate contact with other so disposed women is to try and wean yourselves off of your Lesbian tendencies. Going... uh... cold turkey rarely works so a step by step programme, even one that may take you decades, is a good start.

The next time you feel the need to engage in a same sex tryst bring a good Catholic boy along and start integrating the male sexual experience into your routine. From there the path to proper sexual activity becomes much clearer.

I realise that it might take years to distance oneself from a deep-seated desire like girl-on-girl sex and those years might might the prime years of a woman's ability to bear children... this is where artificial insemination becomes a viable but delicate option.

(Having dealt with every single perversion known to man, we Catholic Priests are keen observers of human behaviour and have learned much about the human condition. Spend a few thousand hours listening to confession and you can as well.)

One thing about artificial insemination is that the methods chosen by the hopeful candidate tell us much about a woman's path to recovery from Lesbian afflictions. If the first thing a recovering vagitarian seeking a test-tube baby asks for is an eight inch test tube her priorities and desires have become clearer. If instead she requests a petri dish teeming with bacteria and a donor who is an American figure-skater she should not be choosing to bring a child into this world and needs further help.

This is a very emotional topic and one not easily discussed on a forum run by hucksters who don't even respect his Holiness The Pope. If any gay or bisexual women reading this are looking for a pure and healthy helping hand I heartily recommend contacting me directly or visiting any of our thousands of Churches conveniently located everywhere on earth. Tell them Father Mo sent you and if Catholic therapy cannot cure you, but you still are a good person who wants to serve Jesus, no problemo.

We Catholics have a special Order of Nuns, The Lesuits, who would be happy to take you into the fold as it were and help you towards the eternal love and light of Our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ. This order is run by a wonderful Italian woman named Sister Sapho Potamus and you could not find better arms to fall into after leaping from the clutches of improper sexual desire and activities.

Remember... we Catholics have been around since day one doing the heavy lifting of spreading the word of Jesus. If any organisation can help folks with sexual dis-orders it is us... even some of detractors will tell you that nobody knows the ins and outs of sexual depravity like The Holy Roman Church.



Bless you, My future former fur-traders,
Father Mo





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[virgin_nyx]

Re: Hello, I am bisexual and a Christian!

Says the one who is - just like I am - unsaved trash. You're a teenaged heathen Virgin_Nyx. I feel so sorry for you.

You can always feel sorry but why feel sorry for me while you have yourself

By the way the "bi" girl it's that thing I am talking to so I am sorry if I offended you. God Bless

[virgin_nyx]

Re: Hello, I am bisexual and a Christian!

You can always feel sorry but why feel sorry for me while you have yourself

By the way the "bi" girl it's that thing I am talking to so I am sorry if I offended you. God Bless

To help your case "bi" girl,you just have a interest in men that's that,YOU ARE CONFUSED BY SATAN AND HIS LITTLE SL*TTY HELPERS.

God bless