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  • DanielLyndberg
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    Under Investigation
    • Feb 2010
    • 2
    #1

    Whoa...

    Now I'm dragged here. What, I think I am being controlled? I am not. I think I actually have four eyes, but i can barely see? The book... oh the book.... yes. I want it, it wants me? No! The pages burn! LORD where are you?
    What to do? Nothing to do. But I must. What is this?

    I have grown horns, soon you will! No! Stop punching me!
    OH IT CAN NOT BE I THINK I AM POSSEShhhhail Satan!!

    Help, what can I do to resist? You can't! Please!
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    • SUV
      True Christian™ Princess
      The Driving Force behind RA12
      Have at it, anytime!
      • Sep 2006
      • 11027
      #2
      Re: Whoa...

      Gee, "Norway" is Certainly a strange "language."

      I might get the carpal-tunnel attempting all those satanic ideograms

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        • James Hutchins
          True Christian™
          Just a Regular Nice Guy
           
          • Jun 2009
          • 29453
          #3
          Re: Whoa...

          I tell you Sister SUV, half of these frigid people make no sense what so ever. I even tried putting that gibberish in a Norwasian to Amercan translator. This is what I got back:

          Last edited by James Hutchins; 03-06-2010, 02:03 AM. Reason: I left out a period - Sorry. :(
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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            • Brother Temperance
              Senior Usher
              True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
              A very nice young man
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 15621
              #4
              Re: Whoa...

              Get back to Iceland, sinner!
              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78555
                  #5
                  Re: Whoa...

                  This is what savage eskimos are like when they drink sterno. Which is all the time.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Cranky Old Man
                      Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                      You kids get off his lawn!
                       
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 22371
                      #6
                      Re: Whoa...

                      Well I have to admit there is a difference between an idiot from Iceland and an idiot from Norway. The idiot from Norway did discover the shift key.
                      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                        • Sledge Riprock
                          The Lord's Favorite Head Trauma Victim
                          Forum Member
                          • Aug 2008
                          • 188
                          #7
                          Re: Whoa...

                          Originally posted by DanielLyndberg View Post
                          Now I'm dragged here. What, I think I am being controlled? I am not. I think I actually have four eyes, but i can barely see? The book... oh the book.... yes. I want it, it wants me? No! The pages burn! LORD where are you?
                          What to do? Nothing to do. But I must. What is this?

                          I have grown horns, soon you will! No! Stop punching me!
                          OH IT CAN NOT BE I THINK I AM POSSEShhhhail Satan!!

                          Help, what can I do to resist? You can't! Please!
                          WHO sent YOU?!?! You have the MARK of the Touched upon you! And you Know of the FOUR EYES!!!

                          YES! You were Sent by SOMEONE, but Who? Was it the Father, or the FATHER OF LIES!

                          I Cannot tell Yet, I must KEEP IT UNDER MY HAT, but I WILL, and Soon! I will Tell ALL!!

                          And if you were Sent by the Wrong One, you will BURN!!

                          When I tell, it stays TOLD!!!



                          AND PLEASE VOTE FOR ME FOR MAYOR.

                          Thank you and GOD BLESS!!!
                          A Faithful Servant of the Lord sent by God to help Save The Future!

                          Repent; or else I will come unto thee quickly, and will fight against them with the sword of my mouth. Revelation 2:16
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