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  • Abe Smith
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    • Mar 2010
    • 9
    #1

    Hello everyone!

    My name is Abraham Smith, or Abe smith for short. I have been a devout christian ever since I was born and I am thrilled that I can finally share my faith with others on the web without being "trolled" by the hate mongers who seem to be everywhere on the internet.

    A little about me, I'm 30 years old, I live with my wife and son, whom I love very much. I like spending my free time hunting, fishing, and of course worshipping the lord. Its great to meet you all!
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    • James Dewitt
      #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
      • Jan 2010
      • 6267
      #2
      Re: Hello everyone!

      Howdy Abe, glad you could stop by our little piece of paradise! Tell me Abe what church do you attend?

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        • Levi Jones
          Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
          Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
          Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
           
          • Jul 2009
          • 13930
          #3
          Re: Hello everyone!

          Originally posted by Abe Smith View Post
          I think the spaghetti worshipping fools are the worst. Its one thing to follow a false religion, but making up your own just to mock others is just plain despicable. I hope they enjoy their special spot in hell.

          Indeed, friend. I quoted this over to your intro thread.

          2 Peter 3:3-7
          Knowing this first, that there shall come in the last days scoffers, walking after their own lusts, And saying, Where is the promise of his coming? for since the fathers fell asleep, all things continue as they were from the beginning of the creation.
          For this they willingly are ignorant of, that by the word of God the heavens were of old, and the earth standing out of the water and in the water:
          Whereby the world that then was, being overflowed with water, perished:
          But the heavens and the earth, which are now, by the same word are kept in store, reserved unto fire against the day of judgment and perdition of ungodly men.

          God never changes. There were two of every animal on the Ark. Praise Jesus, you are here; friend!
          Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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            • Abe Smith
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              • Mar 2010
              • 9
              #4
              Re: Hello everyone!

              Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
              Howdy Abe, glad you could stop by our little piece of paradise! Tell me Abe what church do you attend?
              Right now I attend the Faith Baptist Church in allentown PA.

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78555
                  #5
                  Re: Hello everyone!

                  Welcome to God's favorite forum, Abe.

                  I'm sure everyone would love to hear your testimony. How did you come to find Jesus?
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Cranky Old Man
                      Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                      You kids get off his lawn!
                       
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 22371
                      #6
                      Re: Hello everyone!

                      I like you already Abe Smith. Welcome to our friendly forum!

                      Why only one son?
                      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                        • Abe Smith
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                          • Mar 2010
                          • 9
                          #7
                          Re: Hello everyone!

                          Well, I found Jesus shortly after graduating high school. During my teenage years I was a bit rebellious and rejected my family's faith and led a life of sin, but after college I realized how hollow and empty my life had become, so I picked up a KJV bible and read it all the way through. From that day on my life has been dedicated to Jesus.

                          As far as my only son, he was a rebellious little bastard in his earlier years, making him quite a handful to deal with on his own, but now that he has recently found Jesus, me and my wife are planning on having another.

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