It's great to be here!

[Lucian Goodrich]

The name's Lucian Goodrich. I was born in the USA and I am pretty damn proud of it! My favorite verse in the Godly KJV is 2 Peter 2:1-2

1 But there were false prophets also among the people, even as there shall be false teachers among you, who privily shall bring in damnable heresies, even denying the Lord that bought them, and bring upon themselves swift destruction.
2 And many shall follow their pernicious ways; by reason of whom the way of truth shall be evil spoken of.

God bless you all!

[Sledge Riprock]

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Welcome Friend!!! Do have any SONS? What Church has The Lord Sent YOU to??? Do you Know KUNG FU?

[Lucian Goodrich]

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Welcome Friend!!! Do have any SONS? What Church has The Lord Sent YOU to??? Do you Know KUNG FU?

I don't have any sons of my own, but I did adopt my nephew after my older sister abandoned him when he was born. It took me and 3 friends to convince her NOT to have an abortion. The last thing I heard about her is that she's now a prostitute in New York.
I live in a godless neighborhood full of mexicans and blacks, so there's almost nothing but catholic churches. As soon as I get married though, I'm outta here and into a more Godly neighborhood with a decent Baptist church.
No, I do not know kung fu.

[Brother Enoch]

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Welcome Lucian!

Excellent verse and very appropriate considering you are surrounded by false Christians and catlickers.

How long have you been a Christian?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Welcome to God's favorite forum, pal. It sounds like you've had a tough road to hoe. Please share your testimony with us. How did you come to find Jesus?


Please take a look at THIS thread for new posters. I hope it will get you off on the right foot.

[Rachel Sue]

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Welcome to our forum, Brother. May I ask, why is it that you want to wait around in that abhorrent neighborhood until you get married? Would it not be best to move to a more Godly town now, both to raise your nephew among God's chosen people and to find yourself a good Christian woman?

Also, since I know we have a few single women on this site, here's your chance to impress them: What's your favorite pie? What are the things you are looking for in a wife? Would you be willing to 'retrain' a woman with abnormal thoughts regarding religion, domestic affairs and sexuality? What sort of discipline would a disobedient wife expect to receive from you?

[Cranky Old Man]

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Welcome to our friendly forum Lucian Goodrich!

No, I do not know kung fu.

Why not?

[Lucian Goodrich]

Re: It's great to be here!

Welcome to our forum, Brother. May I ask, why is it that you want to wait around in that abhorrent neighborhood until you get married? Would it not be best to move to a more Godly town now, both to raise your nephew among God's chosen people and to find yourself a good Christian woman?

Also, since I know we have a few single women on this site, here's your chance to impress them: What's your favorite pie? What are the things you are looking for in a wife? Would you be willing to 'retrain' a woman with abnormal thoughts regarding religion, domestic affairs and sexuality? What sort of discipline would a disobedient wife expect to receive from you?

I appreciate your concern, sister, but I'm already betrothed to a wonderful woman. We will be married by the end of September at the latest.

Welcome to our friendly forum Lucian Goodrich!

Why not?

Who needs to know kung fu when you have an AK47!

[Cranky Old Man]

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Who needs to know kung fu when you have an AK47!

Good point! I prefer Smith and Wesson 500 myself.