[Joo (Quarantined)]

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You keep your meathooks off this fair White maiden, VanHellfire! She is following the teachings of Christ by obeying every word uttered by her dear father (her current owner), and later her husband (assuming that Jesus doesn't kill him over in Iraquistan). Just because you worship satan, it doesn't mean that everyone should.

A huge wad of infraction points will be headed your way if you attempt to seduce this fine, nubile young Christian lady again.

Will it be anywhere near 420 perhaps?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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You keep your meathooks off this fair White maiden, VanHellfire! She is following the teachings of Christ by obeying every word uttered by her dear father (her current owner), and later her husband (assuming that Jesus doesn't kill him over in Iraquistan). Just because you worship satan, it doesn't mean that everyone should.

Hmph. How many times do I have to tell you I don't believe in your 'devil'?
Anyway, I was merely trying to encourage her to think and discover for herself. Women are not, and should not be brought up to think they are inferior to men!

A huge wad of infraction points will be headed your way if you attempt to seduce this fine, nubile young Christian lady again.

I'm thinking your definition of 'seduce' greatly differs to the dictionary definition.

[Brother Temperance]

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The republican party....well....maybe you should try thinking outside what you're told by your Daddy...

You sicken me. Why don't you just tell her to have two dozen abortions and fly a plane into the Pentagon while she's at it?

[Joo (Quarantined)]

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You sicken me. Why don't you just tell her to have two dozen abortions and fly a plane into the Pentagon while she's at it?

Why don't you move to America if it sucks so bad where you are?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Why don't you move to America if it sucks so bad where you are?

Because unlike you Brother Temperance isn't a gutless coward. He is in the belly of the beast, one of the worst cesspools in the world, doing his level best to bring the unsaved masses of trash to Christ. He survives on provisions that would gag a maggot, and is forced to rub elbows with the most revolting scum on earth. He is subjected to ear-splitting shrieks of satanic music and forced to endure the stench and persecutions of joos and mudslimes alike.

All of us here in Freehold feel really sorry for him. You should be ashamed.

[Miss Maisie]

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Don't worry, Pastor, Mr Temperance. I don't associate myself with witches. The bible makes the Christian position on that very clear.

Leviticus 19:31 Regard not them that have familiar spirits, neither seek after wizards, to be defiled by them: I am the LORD your God.

I'll not be letting myself be defiled by any witch-folk.

[Joo (Quarantined)]

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Because unlike you Brother Temperance isn't a gutless coward. He is in the belly of the beast, one of the worst cesspools in the world, doing his level best to bring the unsaved masses of trash to Christ. He survives on provisions that would gag a maggot, and is forced to rub elbows with the most revolting scum on earth. He is subjected to ear-splitting shrieks of satanic music and forced to endure the stench and persecutions of joos and mudslimes alike.

All of us here in Freehold feel really sorry for him. You should be ashamed.

Why should I feel anything? I don't give a rat's ass about his living conditions, he is the one who chooses to stay there. If he had no choice then I'd understand complaints perfectly fine, but there's nothing keeping him from leaving. After all, surviving on provisions that would gag a maggot is highly unlikely since he'd basically have to be eating poison.

Besides, if what he's doing is so admirable, why don't you go over there and help him? Or is the world outside your fence too dangerous?

[Miss Maisie]

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Young man, do you mind telling me who y'all are and why it is that you're completely making a mockery of my introduction by filling my thread with silly attempts to argue with Pastor Ezekiel, who is your elder and your better?

Could y'all possibly make your own thread to debate with the good pastors? Much obliged.

[Brother Temperance]

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Why should I feel anything? I don't give a rat's ass about his living conditions, he is the one who chooses to stay there. If he had no choice then I'd understand complaints perfectly fine, but there's nothing keeping him from leaving.

Yes, nothing keeping me from leaving EXCEPT FOR COMPASSION AND LOVE FOR MY NEIGHBOURS! But I don't suppose a Jew like you would even be able to understand that concept, would you?

After all, surviving on provisions that would gag a maggot is highly unlikely since he'd basically have to be eating poison.

You ever eaten a pot noodle? You ever had your fridge and your supply of clean water taken out by floods and had to survive for two weeks on warm Strongbow? Up north your type don't crawl, Jewboy.

Besides, if what he's doing is so admirable, why don't you go over there and help him? Or is the world outside your fence too dangerous?

Shut your yap! The work Pastor Ezekiel is doing in Freehold is every bit as admirable and worthwhile as the work Wash O'Hanley does to help our troops, or the contribution George W. Bush made to defending Texas from the Viet Cong!

[Sister Noddy]

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Young man, do you mind telling me who y'all are and why it is that you're completely making a mockery of my introduction by filling my thread with silly attempts to argue with Pastor Ezekiel, who is your elder and your better?

Could y'all possibly make your own thread to debate with the good pastors? Much obliged.

Oh the guys go off-topic all the time, Miss Maisie. The same thing happened in my own introduction topic awhile back. It's just the way things are here. Welcome to the forum, and by the way I like your picture, very pretty hat!

[Homertard]

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Happened on mine too. Hi, Omerta at your service.

[Brother Temperance]

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Oh the guys go off-topic all the time, Miss Maisie. The same thing happened in my own introduction topic awhile back. It's just the way things are here. Welcome to the forum, and by the way I like your picture, very pretty hat!

What is it with perverts who hate Jesus and hats?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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How many times do I have to tell you I don't believe in your 'devil'?

You can also choose not to believe in gravity, but that won't make it any less messy when you jump off the Eiffel Tower, will it?

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Anyway, I was merely trying to encourage her to think and discover for herself.

Van Hellbound, how many times have we been through this? In case you've already forgotten, this what the Bible says about thinking for yourself:

Proverbs 3:5-6: Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding. In all thy ways acknowledge him, and he shall direct thy paths.