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  • Gunna_B_Saved
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    • Mar 2010
    • 14

    #1

    The Jooish "Dinosaur" Conspiracy

    Recently I was thinking of a wholesome teaching event to plan for my home-schooled son, Robert-Lee Thornton, and I decided to take him to the natural "history" museum. little did i know what sinful abominations i would find there.

    I had arranged with other home-schooling parents in my area to bring, along with another father, a group of children with me and Robert-Lee. The other father, Hank, was sitting with me in the front cab of my Ford F150, and the children were in the bed of my pick-em-up truck, having the ride of their lives.

    After we had purchased the overpriced tickets from the employee (probably a Joo overpricing us and keeping the profit for himself) we entered the museum. Smack in the center of the main exhibit room, we saw this giant "skeleton" of a "dinosaur" Immediately, the children starting asking me questions about this falsehood. "Did Jesus have a dinosaur?" one child asked.

    I knew of course that dinosaurs never exhisted, but never before had i seen such a well crafted forgery of a "skeleton" I admit, i was briefly convinced that there might be a possibility that dinosaurs existed. (of course, i realized the err in my ways)

    i began to research the "dinosaur" question, and stumbled upon horrifying results. there is NO evidence of dinosaurs in the KJV Bible, and obviously they are a falsehood. but who would go through all the effort to create such an abomination in the face of Jesus? Why would someone do this? the answer, the JOOS.

    I discovered a secret plot of the Joos. since the 19th century, jooish congregations around the world have been funding the construction of giant genuine lizard bones (why do you think they are forced to give 'tzedakah'?) The Joos plan was to unearth these genuine bones after some time, thus claiming a 'scientific superiority' over the rest of us. Why do you think there are so many Jooish doctors? Once the Liberal/Commy Joos can get themselves a dominant position in the 'scientific' world, they can further push their propaganda such as abortions, "DNA", and hormones injected into pregnant women to turn their children into tards.

    So please, next time you visit a natural "history" museum, make sure to tell the curator of that vile lie-factory that their genuine dino-bones are as i said, a LIE.
    Upon the wicked He shall rain snares, fire and brimstone, and an horrible tempest: this shall be the portion of their cup. (Psalm 11:6)


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  • Brother Alex
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    • Feb 2010
    • 860

    #2
    Re: The Jooish "Dinosaur" Conspiracy

    Originally posted by Gunna_B_Saved View Post
    Recently I was thinking of a wholesome teaching event to plan for my home-schooled son, Robert-Lee Thornton, and I decided to take him to the natural "history" museum. little did i know what sinful abominations i would find there.

    I had arranged with other home-schooling parents in my area to bring, along with another father, a group of children with me and Robert-Lee. The other father, Hank, was sitting with me in the front cab of my Ford F150, and the children were in the bed of my pick-em-up truck, having the ride of their lives.

    After we had purchased the overpriced tickets from the employee (probably a Joo overpricing us and keeping the profit for himself) we entered the museum. Smack in the center of the main exhibit room, we saw this giant "skeleton" of a "dinosaur" Immediately, the children starting asking me questions about this falsehood. "Did Jesus have a dinosaur?" one child asked.

    I knew of course that dinosaurs never exhisted, but never before had i seen such a well crafted forgery of a "skeleton" I admit, i was briefly convinced that there might be a possibility that dinosaurs existed. (of course, i realized the err in my ways)

    i began to research the "dinosaur" question, and stumbled upon horrifying results. there is NO evidence of dinosaurs in the KJV Bible, and obviously they are a falsehood. but who would go through all the effort to create such an abomination in the face of Jesus? Why would someone do this? the answer, the JOOS.

    I discovered a secret plot of the Joos. since the 19th century, jooish congregations around the world have been funding the construction of giant genuine lizard bones (why do you think they are forced to give 'tzedakah'?) The Joos plan was to unearth these genuine bones after some time, thus claiming a 'scientific superiority' over the rest of us. Why do you think there are so many Jooish doctors? Once the Liberal/Commy Joos can get themselves a dominant position in the 'scientific' world, they can further push their propaganda such as abortions, "DNA", and hormones injected into pregnant women to turn their children into tards.

    So please, next time you visit a natural "history" museum, make sure to tell the curator of that vile lie-factory that their genuine dino-bones are as i said, a LIE.
    Are you completely retarded? Of course the dinosaurs existed. In the Bible they were referred to as Leviathans and Behemoths since the term "dinosaur" didn't exist at that time. You should read more about something called "Creation Science" before you go out making such retarded statements.
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    • Jacob the Angry Liar
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      • Jan 2010
      • 309

      #3
      Re: The Jooish "Dinosaur" Conspiracy

      Behold now behemoth, which I made with thee; he eateth grass as an ox.
      Lo now, his strength is in his loins, and his force is in the navel of his belly.
      He moveth his tail like a cedar: the sinews of his stones are wrapped together.
      His bones are as strong pieces of brass; his bones are like bars of iron.
      He is the chief of the ways of God: he that made him can make his sword to approach unto him.
      Surely the mountains bring him forth food, where all the beasts of the field play.
      He lieth under the shady trees, in the covert of the reed, and fens.
      The shady trees cover him with their shadow; the willows of the brook compass him about.
      Behold, he drinketh up a river, and hasteth not: he trusteth that he can draw up Jordan into his mouth.
      He taketh it with his eyes: his nose pierceth through snares. (Job 40:15-24)

      It's likely that the "dinosaur" skeleton you saw was one of these suckers.

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      • Vavoline Johnson
        Mammy
        Forum Member
        • Apr 2009
        • 960

        #4
        Re: The Jooish "Dinosaur" Conspiracy

        Originally posted by Gunna_B_Saved View Post
        After we had purchased the overpriced tickets from the employee (probably a Joo overpricing us and keeping the profit for himself) we entered the museum. Smack in the center of the main exhibit room, we saw this giant "skeleton" of a "dinosaur" Immediately, the children starting asking me questions about this falsehood. "Did Jesus have a dinosaur?" one child asked.



        So please, next time you visit a natural "history" museum, make sure to tell the curator of that vile lie-factory that their genuine dino-bones are as i said, a LIE.
        Is it a lie cause, I is pretty sho our Lawd Jeesuz kept a few of dem dinosores round as pets, didn't he?
        We dont go to dem places no how cause they ain't got no singin o dancin. Puts me to sleep.
        Everybodys Blested Ole Mammy

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        • Gunna_B_Saved
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          • Mar 2010
          • 14

          #5
          Re: The Jooish "Dinosaur" Conspiracy

          i am NOT a tard, Mr. Jonsonn. i take the KJV bible quite literally

          when beheamoths and leviathans are mentioned in the bible, i take that to mean beheamoths and leviathans; NOT "dinoaurs"

          Im sorry if i don't misinterpret the bible to prove that the flinstones actually happened.
          Upon the wicked He shall rain snares, fire and brimstone, and an horrible tempest: this shall be the portion of their cup. (Psalm 11:6)


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          • Rev. M. Rodimer
            Honorary True Christian™
            Forum Member
            • May 2008
            • 13996

            #6
            Re: The Jooish "Dinosaur" Conspiracy

            Originally posted by Gunna_B_Saved View Post
            i am NOT a tard, Mr. Jonsonn. i take the KJV bible quite literally

            when beheamoths and leviathans are mentioned in the bible, i take that to mean beheamoths and leviathans; NOT "dinoaurs"

            Im sorry if i don't misinterpret the bible to prove that the flinstones actually happened.
            Hi, Trig.

            What of "dragons", then? They're referenced in the Bible as well.

            Why are you claiming to be a Christian, yet insulting God's Word and saying it is false?

            Maybe you should read THIS Creation Science discussion which explains how the Bible proves dinosaurs coexisted with humans.
            Bible boring? Nonsense!
            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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