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Congratulations, Joshua
Congratulations, Joshua
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1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...
1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...
Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ... -
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Indeed. I've heard of supposed Christians who have proffered money to the Roman institution, and I find that very odd.Originally posted by Father Maurice Lester View PostThis church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
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O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.Comment
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That, two hundred years and the Atlantic Ocean pretty well sum the difference.Originally posted by minister noddy View PostI'm not a Brit, Father Mo, I'm an American... I happen to have good dental insurance, and good teeth.
Bless you, my future Tammy Faye,
Father Mo
A Cardinal in the making.
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Praise the Lord! It always make me happy to see a nigra (ex) who have overcame his natural urges to rape white ladies and who have chose to come to the LORD instead! I noticeded thatchoo haves some pretty thin eyebrows. One o' my boys haves that same problem (apparently, this be a problem fo' a lotta nigra males), so I had put some o' that rogaine stuff on his eyebrows and it workeded like a charm! Thickened 'em right up! I highly recommends it if you doesn't want folks spreadin' rumors thatchoo is a eyebrow pluckedin' homer.Originally posted by Joshua Brooks View Post
sigpic"He went on CNN and he laughed at us, and he said, 'They'll never get me because Allah will protect me. Allah will protect me.' Well, you know what? I knew that my God was bigger than his. I knew that my God was a real God and his was an idol." - Lt. General William G. BoykinComment
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Who meeeeeeeeee? a future Tammy Faye? how? from hanging around the Baptists?Originally posted by Father Maurice Lester View Post
That, two hundred years and the Atlantic Ocean pretty well sum the difference.
Bless you, my future Tammy Faye,
Father Mo
Noooooooooo I don't think so ... not to worry! ... not panicking!
I shall remain forever an ... you know ...
1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...
1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...
Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...Comment
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Originally posted by minister noddy View PostTo be serious, Joshua, yes I am an Episcopalian and a Lay Eucharistic Minister, licensed by the Bishop to give Holy Communion at the altar with the ordained clergy.
~1 Timothy 2: 11-12~
Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.
But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
I take it you don't teach, nor tell men what to do, but keep silent during services? What is the point in your being a "minister" considering the limited role that women can play in church service?Comment
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Do you even know what the word "Tithe" means? It means 10% of your income. Are you trying to tell us that you live on $5,000 a year?Originally posted by minister noddy View PostAAARRRGGGHHH
Waddaya mean, pay you $50. a month? That Gold Tither subscription is for 365 days, a whole year, Brother T
Don't try and rob Jesus.
Lev 27:32 And concerning the tithe of the herd, or of the flock, [even] of whatsoever passeth under the rod, the tenth shall be holy unto the LORD.
Mal 3:8 Will a man rob God? Yet ye have robbed me. But ye say, Wherein have we robbed thee? In tithes and offerings.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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I always wondered about that test. Seemed to dictate which housing facilities you stayed in. Everyone in our dormitory was fairly light in complexion. All the brown skinned students were sent to another school house all together. I believe they had a different curriculum than we did. After that first day when we were sorted out I never saw the very dark skinned students ever again.Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View PostComment
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Rogaine?... umm, ok...Originally posted by Sista Lateefah View PostPraise the Lord! It always make me happy to see a nigra (ex) who have overcame his natural urges to rape white ladies and who have chose to come to the LORD instead! I noticeded thatchoo haves some pretty thin eyebrows. One o' my boys haves that same problem (apparently, this be a problem fo' a lotta nigra males), so I had put some o' that rogaine stuff on his eyebrows and it workeded like a charm! Thickened 'em right up! I highly recommends it if you doesn't want folks spreadin' rumors thatchoo is a eyebrow pluckedin' homer.
I had no idea that having thin eyebrows was a homosexual trend.Comment
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No, we don't tell men what to do, Joshua. We don't have to. It is not that women are limited. Each vested person of the altar party has a role to play, a specific function during the Eucharist. It's a matter of clergy (ordained priests) and ministers; the priests tell the ministers what to do; our functions have nothing to do with gender.Originally posted by Joshua Brooks View Post
Go to my post (#12) earlier in this thread.
1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...
1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...
Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...Comment
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Praise Brother Temperance! These "Anglicant's" just can't seem to make peace with the pope, start kissing his ring again, and just admit that they are really cathylicks. They still claim they have Apostolic Succession, still maintain the liturgy and all those homer vestments, and rejoice in all that monochromatic medieval music. Their so-called church got started because King Henry VIII wanted to wander around with his tallywhacker. Let's face it, they are going to have to do something soon. When the current Queen dies, the next in line will be that inbred imbecile wanker, Prince Charles. Eventually they will all be swearing their oaths of allegiance and canonical obedience to his highnesses' wandering tallywhacker, all in honor of their founder Henry VIII.Originally posted by Brother Temperance View PostHell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
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Finally someone understands what I've been talking about, this is absolutely correct, we are catholic, Mr. William JB!Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View Post
The word catholic means universal.
We (USA Episco) are not under the Queen or the Archbishop of Canterbury, we have our own church democratic law, and our own elected presiding Bishop.
That's it.
1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...
1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...
Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...Comment
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Don't worry about your eyebrows, Brother Joshua, you're a nice looking young man with them just the way they are. oldOriginally posted by Joshua Brooks View Post
1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...
1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...
Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...Comment
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Unfortunately, it haves been fo' a number of years from what I unnerstands. Especially around them Hellyweird homers:Originally posted by Joshua Brooks View Post
sigpic"He went on CNN and he laughed at us, and he said, 'They'll never get me because Allah will protect me. Allah will protect me.' Well, you know what? I knew that my God was bigger than his. I knew that my God was a real God and his was an idol." - Lt. General William G. BoykinComment
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