A new face.

[Jesse Winters]

Hi all, I'm Jesse.

I was raised to atheist parents, but found the path many years ago and do my best to help them out. I'm sad to know what lies ahead of them otherwise.

I guess my strongest reason for joining this forum is in hopes of advice on how to help them.

Thank you all in advance!
Jesse <3

[Levi Jones]

Re: A new face.

Praise Jesus! It looks like you are well on your way to becoming a True Christian™.

Luke 14:26
If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

Tell me, friend. What church do you attend? What is your favorite Bible verse.

I try not to ASSume, but you are a man, yes? Are you married? How many children has your wife borne you?

[Jesse Winters]

Re: A new face.

Tell me, friend. What church do you attend? What is your favorite Bible verse.

I try not to ASSume, but you are a man, yes? Are you married? How many children has your wife borne you?

I attend a New York State Roman Catholic establishment which I went to alone during my formative years.

I am a god-fearing man, yes- though I am not married. I always end up disappointed in the women I meet, the holiest of them are not half of what the Lord and I expect.

My favorite verse is one I take from my NIV bible:

Hebrews 11:7
By faith Noah, when warned about things not yet seen, in holy fear built an ark to save his family. By his faith he condemned the world and became heir of the righteousness that comes by faith.

This comforts me when I feel pressure from the great majority of the unholy, and makes me strong in my steadfast refusal of their way of life.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: A new face.

I attend a New York State Roman Catholic establishment which I went to alone during my formative years.

I am a god-fearing man, yes- though I am not married. I always end up disappointed in the women I meet, the holiest of them are not half of what the Lord and I expect.

My favorite verse is one I take from my NIV bible:

Hebrews 11:7
By faith Noah, when warned about things not yet seen, in holy fear built an ark to save his family. By his faith he condemned the world and became heir of the righteousness that comes by faith.

This comforts me when I feel pressure from the great majority of the unholy, and makes me strong in my steadfast refusal of their way of life.

Friend, it seems that Jesus has sent you to us in the nick of time. I want you to be washed in Christ's blood, but first you need to repent.

Roman Catholic papists are not Christians. Read about it HERE.

The NIV Bible is of satan. Read my sermon on how to tell which Bible version is the one TRUE version HERE.

[Levi Jones]

Re: A new face.

I attend a New York State Roman Catholic establishment which I went to alone during my formative years.

Such a pity. Maybe you should check out this informative thread explaining why Catholics are not Christians.

I am a god-fearing man, yes- though I am not married. I always end up disappointed in the women I meet, the holiest of them are not half of what the Lord and I expect.

Yes, such a shame. You date women who only feel they have to confess their harlotry to a man wearing a dress in a closet and you're disappointed.

My favorite verse is one I take from my NIV bible:

Hebrews 11:7
By faith Noah, when warned about things not yet seen, in holy fear built an ark to save his family. By his faith he condemned the world and became heir of the righteousness that comes by faith.

I hope your priest doesn't know you prefer a protestant Bible. I hear they excommunicate over that sort of thing.

This comforts me when I feel pressure from the great majority of the unholy, and makes me strong in my steadfast refusal of their way of life.

Maybe you aren't all bad for a hell bound catlick. I bid you a tepid welcome.

[Jesse Winters]

Re: A new face.

This has been a shocking realization for me. I have only learned from what is in my home and in my village. Please, help me become a True Christian!

[James Hutchins]

Re: A new face.

Have you acquired a KJV1611 Bible?
Have you contacted a Baptist Pastor and made arraignments for repenting and supplied the proper paperwork for Tithing?
Have you reported the papist priest for buggery?

You have a long way to go son. I am also a bit perplexed why a man would blow a kiss like you did in your first post. Are you one of those Homers?

[Father Maurice Lester]

Re: A new face.

I attend a New York State Roman Catholic establishment...

Get thee back there now and leave this place faster than Oprah jumping on a donut tray.

This forum is the home to vile, anti-Catholic propaganda of the worst sort. You might think that after two thousand years of doing Christianity's heavy lifting a modicum of respect is due from other so-called Christians but that is not the case.

If you want to test the tolerance and virtues of Jesus as taught to you in proper Church this place presents the only value to a real Christian... helping you turn the other cheek to the cruel, unfair and legally not proven slander that spews from the digital crayons of this corn-belt cult of confused circumbendibists.




Bless you, my lapsing lothario,
Father Mo





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[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: A new face.

If you want to test the tolerance and virtues of Jesus as taught to you in proper Church this place presents the only value to a real Christian... helping you turn the other cheek to the cruel, unfair and legally not proven slander that spews from the digital crayons of this corn-belt cult of confused circumbendibists.

And if you want to join the popes in hell, then follow "Father" Lester's advice.

[Once was lost]

Re: A new face.

Welcome Jesse Winters. Welcome to God's greatest internet forum.