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  • La-la-la-loser
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Mar 2010
    • 12
    #16
    Re: Levi Jones.

    "They shalt not make baldness upon their head, neither shall they shave off the corner of their beard, nor make any cuttings in their flesh." Leviticus 21:5

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556
        #17
        Re: Levi Jones.

        Originally posted by La-la-la-loser View Post
        "They shalt not make baldness upon their head, neither shall they shave off the corner of their beard, nor make any cuttings in their flesh." Leviticus 21:5
        That doesn't say "don't shave." It says not to round the corners of your beard.

        And by the way, since you're a Godmocking queer, why do you even care what the Holy Bible has to say?
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • James Dewitt
            #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
            • Jan 2010
            • 6267
            #18
            Re: Levi Jones.

            Originally posted by La-la-la-loser View Post
            Son? You're barking up the wrong tree.
            My mum loves me.
            Associate does not mean shag.
            And noone has answered my questions about the awards!
            The awards are given out at the direction of the church elders. They mark our accomplishments and our dedication to Jesus.

            Is there a small chance that you are a Britt?

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              • La-la-la-loser
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                • Mar 2010
                • 12
                #19
                Re: Levi Jones.

                Thanks for finally answering my question
                Obviously the punching gays award speaks for itself, but what is the teabagging one?
                I'm from England, yes, so I'm automatically superior joke

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                  • James Dewitt
                    #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 6267
                    #20
                    Re: Levi Jones.

                    Originally posted by La-la-la-loser View Post
                    Thanks for finally answering my question
                    Obviously the punching gays award speaks for itself, but what is the teabagging one?
                    I'm from England, yes, so I'm automatically superior joke
                    The fact that you are a Britt clears up a lot for me. Son put down the beer and pick up a KJV1611 and get right with Jesus.

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                      • La-la-la-loser
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        • Mar 2010
                        • 12
                        #21
                        Re: Levi Jones.

                        "Brit" only has one T. And seriously, I'm not your son. I'm not even a bloke.
                        I don't like beer; it's all about cider. I think you should get a copy of The Fame and get right with Lady Gaga <3

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                          • James Dewitt
                            #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                            • Jan 2010
                            • 6267
                            #22
                            Re: Levi Jones.

                            Originally posted by La-la-la-loser View Post
                            "Brit" only has one T. And seriously, I'm not your son. I'm not even a bloke.
                            I don't like beer; it's all about cider. I think you should get a copy of The Fame and get right with Lady Gaga <3
                            Are you a Brit girl or are you both? A he/she . Lady Gaga is not in the KJV1611. Why do you hate Jesus?

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