Levi Jones.

[La-la-la-loser]

I apologise for my earlier post.
I would like to know what your church can offer me.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Levi Jones.

Eternal life in Paradise. What were you looking for?

[Brother Helge]

Re: Levi Jones.

I apologise for my earlier post.
I would like to know what your church can offer me.

That wasn't much of an introduction...

How old are you?
What church do you attend?
Etc.?

[La-la-la-loser]

Re: Levi Jones.

No, I meant why do you believe that you will get this by being homophobic and racist and unwelcoming.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Levi Jones.

No, I meant why do you believe that you will get this by being homophobic and racist and unwelcoming.

Friend, I follow the inerrant Word of God. Nothing more nothing less. I also take issue with being called a racist.

God wants us to save all the mud people.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Levi Jones.

Friend, I follow the inerrant Word of God. Nothing more nothing less. I also take issue with being called a racist.

God wants us to save all the mud people.

Glory Brother Jones, just because someone is a worthless pie stealer or mentally retarded bean picker means they can not enter the Kingdom of Heaven too! Jesus died for all of our sins and threw loving TRUE Christians(tm) like Brother Levi Christ spreads is message of love to even homos and minorities.

[La-la-la-loser]

Re: Levi Jones.

MUD PEOPLE?! Are you shitting me? You sure do pick the bits of the bible you take too far.

On a separate note: I was wondering about the awards. Is the "punched the most queers" award really something to be awarded? Also, what is the Teabag Patriot?

Sorry, but I like pie. Om nom nom.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Levi Jones.

MUD PEOPLE?! Are you (dirty word deleted) me? You sure do pick the bits of the bible you take too far.

Wrong. I take the entire Bible in context. Are you somehow implying that not all of the Word applies?

Are you some sort of fluffy bunny liberal salad bar Christian?

2 Timothy 3:16
All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:

[La-la-la-loser]

Re: Levi Jones.

Do you shave? Leviticus 19:27
Do you eat pork? Leviticus 11:7
Do you wear cotton/polyester blends? Leviticus 19:19
Do you associate with your wife/mother/daughter while they are on their period? Leviticus 15:19-20

And I was raised Catholic, went to Catholic school, I stopped saying the prayers in Year 7.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Levi Jones.

Do you shave? Leviticus 19:27

Yes. Where in that verse does it say you can't?

Do you eat pork? Leviticus 11:7

Boy, do I!

The dietary laws were repealed by the New Testament.
Acts 10:12-15
Wherein were all manner of fourfooted beasts of the earth, and wild beasts, and creeping things, and fowls of the air. And there came a voice to him, Rise, Peter; kill, and eat.
But Peter said, Not so, Lord; for I have never eaten any thing that is common or unclean.
And the voice spake unto him again the second time, What God hath cleansed, that call not thou common.

Do you wear cotton/polyester blends? Leviticus 19:19

Of course not! That would be blasphemous.

Do you associate with your wife/mother/daughter while they are on their period? Leviticus 15:19-20

Ew, gross! No way.

And I was raised Catholic, went to Catholic school, I stopped saying the prayers in Year 7.

Too bad about that. Catholics will be burning right next to atheists.

[La-la-la-loser]

Re: Levi Jones.

That's cool. Can you prove it?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Levi Jones.

Do you shave? Leviticus 19:27

See the picture.

Do you eat pork? Leviticus 11:7

M't:15:11: Not that which goeth into the mouth defileth a man; but that which cometh out of the mouth, this defileth a man. We are freed by Christ from Jooish dietary laws

Do you wear cotton/polyester blends? Leviticus 19:19

You take us for cheap-skates? Who would wear polyester?

Do you associate with your wife/mother/daughter while they are on their period? Leviticus 15:19-20

What a disgusting thought - you may "associate" with your mother or daughter but in the US there are laws against that whatever time of the month it is!!

And I was raised Catholic, went to Catholic school, I stopped saying the prayers in Year 7.

So for Satan worshiper to an unbeliever in one fell swoop! Your mother must think you're wonderful.

Look son, Jesus wants you to be Saved. What's so bad about that? I simply cannot understand how you live a life without The Lord.

[La-la-la-loser]

Re: Levi Jones.

Son? You're barking up the wrong tree.
My mum loves me.
Associate does not mean shag.
And noone has answered my questions about the awards!

[Levi Jones]

Re: Levi Jones.

That's cool. Can you prove it?

Prove what?

Could some of you be kind enough to instruct this "person" in the ways of the Word? I'm going to spend a few hours in my prayer closet.

[La-la-la-loser]

Re: Levi Jones.

Yeah, go into your closet - then come out.

And prove that I'll be burning. I live a good life. I've not done anything wrong.