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  • Deadpool
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    Under Investigation
    • Mar 2010
    • 3

    #1

    Guten Abend alle

    You can call me Deadpool (the Marvel comic character). I happened upon your little website and thought I'd register. I notice that you're all against cannabis use. Does that include hemp as well? Or just the flowering buds?
  • Jedediah
    True Christian™ Creation Scientist
    Fisher of Men
    True Christian™
    • Feb 2010
    • 6824

    #2
    Re: Guten Abend alle

    Sounds like you need to put down the crack pipe and pick up a KJV 1611.

    Comics, eh? Do you also play with dolls?

    Please share with us some of your favorite Scripture.

    YIC
    II Thessalonians 1:7-9
    And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
    In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
    Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power



    The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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    • Deadpool
      Unsaved trash
      Under Investigation
      • Mar 2010
      • 3

      #3
      Re: Guten Abend alle

      Cannabis is nowhere near the same as crack, so I don't know where that came from. I used to read comics, yes, and Deadpool is one of my favorites.
      And no, I'm a man, I don't, nor ever did, play with dolls.

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      • exMormon
        True Christian™
        • Jan 2009
        • 282

        #4
        Re: Guten Abend alle

        Have you ever thought about getting high off of Jesus instead? You seriously need to put down the pot, your comic books, and take off your hemp clothing and then pick up a Holy Bible KJV 1611.

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556

          #5
          Re: Guten Abend alle

          Originally posted by Deadpool View Post
          You can call me Deadpool (the Marvel comic character). I happened upon your little website and thought I'd register. I notice that you're all against cannabis use. Does that include hemp as well? Or just the flowering buds?
          We shall do no such thing. This is a Christian forum, not some jap-wannabe chatroom.

          Please tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus. How old are you?

          And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Brother Enoch
            The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2008
            • 4392

            #6
            Re: Guten Abend alle

            Originally posted by Deadpool View Post
            Cannabis is nowhere near the same as crack, so I don't know where that came from.
            Right. One is an illegal mind altering substance sold by drug dealers while the other... oh wait.

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            • James Hutchins
              True Christian™
              Just a Regular Nice Guy
               
              • Jun 2009
              • 29453

              #7
              Re: Guten Abend alle

              You can tell this poster is hooked on dangerous narcotics. His thread title is about gluten, that stuff them make bread from. Then ale to wash it down with. Such a shame we do not know who is family is, perhaps an intervention could be done.
              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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              • Jed_Cassidy
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • May 2009
                • 289

                #8
                Re: Guten Abend alle

                Originally posted by Deadpool View Post
                You can call me Deadpool (the Marvel comic character). I happened upon your little website and thought I'd register. I notice that you're all against cannabis use. Does that include hemp as well? Or just the flowering buds?

                You read and idolize fictional "superheros" from bogus, magical fairy-tales? What are you, 12 years old?
                Matthew 7:15
                Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.

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                • Cordelia Nigglesby
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Mar 2010
                  • 20

                  #9
                  Re: Guten Abend alle

                  Originally posted by Deadpool View Post
                  You can call me Deadpool (the Marvel comic character). I happened upon your little website and thought I'd register. I notice that you're all against cannabis use. Does that include hemp as well? Or just the flowering buds?
                  There's no hippie spoken here. None of that Amish rubbish you put in the thread title either.

                  This isn't Spahn Ranch, you're probably having an LDS flashback. Go to a doctor and then see a Southern Baptist Pastor (who uses KJV1611) and get right with the Lord.

                  1 Corinthians 5:11

                  "But now I am writing you that you must not associate with anyone who calls himself a brother but is sexually immoral or greedy, an idolater or a slanderer, a drunkard or a swindler. With such a man do not even eat."



                  Revelation 20:14-15

                  14Then death and Hades were thrown into the lake of fire.The lake of fire is the second death. 15If anyone's name was not found written in the book of life, he was thrown into the lake of fire.

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                  • Jacob the Angry Liar
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 309

                    #10
                    I'm definately against the use of hemp. It comes from the marihuana plant, so it's likely that some of the THC-demons might still be present in it. I don't think I'd like it if I was wearing a 100% hemp shirt and the demons traveled from it into my rectum! Ouch!

                    You need to get out of here. Read the sign: Unsaved Unwelcome! You're addicted to dangerous narcotics, which is evident by your topic title. We only speak True American English here, not demonic gibberish babbled out by dopers.

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                    • Jacob the Angry Liar
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 309

                      #11
                      I'm definately against the use of hemp. It comes from the marihuana plant, so it's likely that some of the THC-demons might still be present in it. I don't think I'd like it if I was wearing a 100% hemp shirt and the demons traveled from it into my rectum! Ouch!

                      You need to get out of here. Read the sign: Unsaved Unwelcome! You're addicted to dangerous narcotics, which is evident by your topic title. We only speak True American English here, not demonic gibberish babbled out by dopers.

                      Cordelia, Southern Baptists are evil and of satan. Independent fundamental Baptism is the way to go!

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                      • Cordelia Nigglesby
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Mar 2010
                        • 20

                        #12
                        Re: Guten Abend alle

                        Originally posted by Jacob11 View Post
                        Cordelia, Southern Baptists are evil and of satan. Independent fundamental Baptism is the way to go!
                        Oh definitely Brother! No offense intended. I was aware Landover split off, but I am a southern woman who was raised by southern Baptists, so I tend to frame things that way. I will be more careful in the future! Thank you Sir.


                        Revelation 20:14-15

                        14Then death and Hades were thrown into the lake of fire.The lake of fire is the second death. 15If anyone's name was not found written in the book of life, he was thrown into the lake of fire.

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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78556

                          #13
                          Re: Guten Abend alle

                          Originally posted by Cordelia Nigglesby View Post
                          Oh definitely Brother! No offense intended. I was aware Landover split off, but I am a southern woman who was raised by southern Baptists, so I tend to frame things that way. I will be more careful in the future! Thank you Sir.

                          Don't worry about it sister, after all you're just a female and so we make allowances. You girls can't wrap your heads around complex Christian concepts like predestination or tricalvinism. That's what we men are for.

                          In a nutshell, we split with the SBC years ago over a few basic doctrinal differences. They insist their members be teatotalers, while we point out that Jesus Himself drank wine. They called off the Disney Boycott, despite that company's expanding record of support for the radical homersexural agenda. In short, the SBC has become more interested in protecting themselves than preaching God's Holy Word.
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • Cordelia Nigglesby
                            Forum Member
                            Forum Member
                            • Mar 2010
                            • 20

                            #14
                            Re: Guten Abend alle

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            Don't worry about it sister, after all you're just a female and so we make allowances. You girls can't wrap your heads around complex Christian concepts like predestination or tricalvinism. That's what we men are for.

                            In a nutshell, we split with the SBC years ago over a few basic doctrinal differences. They insist their members be teatotalers, while we point out that Jesus Himself drank wine. They called off the Disney Boycott, despite that company's expanding record of support for the radical homersexural agenda. In short, the SBC has become more interested in protecting themselves than preaching God's Holy Word.
                            Thank you so much for the background Pastor Ezekiel!

                            Disney should be driven from the face of the earth. Selling sex to children! Homer sex at that! I never! I always suspected Goofy was a homer, but NOT MICKEY!

                            Your in His Eternal Love,

                            Cordelia

                            Revelation 20:14-15

                            14Then death and Hades were thrown into the lake of fire.The lake of fire is the second death. 15If anyone's name was not found written in the book of life, he was thrown into the lake of fire.

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                            • Jedediah
                              True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                              Fisher of Men
                              True Christian™
                              • Feb 2010
                              • 6824

                              #15
                              Re: Guten Abend alle

                              Disney is clearly trying to turn my sons gay with their subliminibal messages:



                              It is an abomination unto the LORD.
                              II Thessalonians 1:7-9
                              And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
                              In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
                              Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power



                              The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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