[Sister Noddy]

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The Bible itself is one big compilation of lies. With some hidden truth.

This is exactly right, the Bible has hidden truth.

[Sister Noddy]

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Show me were in The Bible Jesus has lied you Dutch strumpet.

At least she can spell correctly.

[Teengirl]

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The Bible itself is one big compilation of lies. With some hidden truth.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Ofcourse, Jesus has spread lies, and you believed this.

Show me were in The Bible Jesus has lied you Dutch strumpet.

[Teengirl]

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Ofcourse, Jesus has spread lies, and you believed this.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Jesus can be killed again. Satan lives on forever.

Teengirl,

I know it is hard at your age, with all those hormones having a party in your pants and you living in gay friendly country like the Netherlands, but let's think about this, shall we? What is Satan? Satan is a fallen angel. What is an angel? An extension of God. So this means Satan is something like a sock puppet God used for a while and cast off. Now what is Jesus? The Son of God and 1/3 of the Trinity. That means in effect Satan is a sock puppet of Jesus. Saying Satan is stronger than Jesus is to say one of my dirty old socks is stronger than me.

So you see Teengirl, Jesus is the guy who you want to worship here.

[Teengirl]

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Praising the strongest being alive is a religion. Sadly, praising a weak man is also a religion.

[Sister Noddy]

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Jesus can be killed again. Satan lives on forever.

If you believe this then you are not a religious young woman, you are a satanist.

[Teengirl]

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Jesus can be killed again. Satan lives on forever.

[Sister Noddy]

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Jesus got killed, therefor he is weak. To arise again, is a fool's choice.

Nonsense, people die all the time, either by accident, murder, sickness or old age. To arise again in the flesh after death is against the laws of biology.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Jesus got killed, therefor he is weak. To arise again, is a fool's choice.

Friend,

Our Lord has risen indeed, what ever your Satanic Bible says. He stands before you erect in trump over death. Like it or not this is something you need to wrap your mouth around on for He will test you to your very depths. You can not deny Jesus His glory!

[Teengirl]

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Jesus got killed, therefor he is weak. To arise again, is a fool's choice.

[Sister Noddy]

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If I gave Landover money, I wouldn't be giving God money. This donation option makes me feel like this whole group is purely based on making money through religion.

And I owe Jesus nothing, for he is mere human. He is nothing in the eyes of Satan.

Hello Teengirl, my name is Nan, and I was once in the Unsaved Trash usergroup and the color of my name was also pink. I hated it, so I tithed.

If you want to be changed to Member, and have your name in beautiful aqua blue, then click your User CP, go to Paid Subscriptions, and pick from 3 choices. Click to pay using your credit card or bank debit card, using Paypal. This is a tithe, and it is instantaneous.

Welcome

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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If I gave Landover money, I wouldn't be giving God money. This donation option makes me feel like this whole group is purely based on making money through religion.

You think we are in this for the money? I am shocked! Do you know just how much it costs today to fuel our Lear jets? We're lucky if we can squirrel enough away to send our missionaries their monthly shipments of caviar -- in fact in the last year we've had to drop sending our filet mignon weekly and instead substitute pork I assure you that each and every pastor here is dirt-poor, as far as the IRS knows. Jesus is richer than any one of us, and our money is kept in His name through the Church. And that $aves us a lot tax-wise, let me tell you!

And I owe Jesus nothing, for he is mere human. He is nothing in the eyes of Satan.

Do mere humans rise again after temporarily dying? I haven't seen any And He is not nothing in the eyes of Satan! Satan is scared out of his mind of our Lord and Saviour, and knows that in the quickly-approaching days, he will be handed his heinie on a silver platter.

[Teengirl]

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I follow the Satanic bible, I believed this was a forum for Satanics, because Satan led me here.