[Joo (Quarantined)]

Re: Hello all

Apologies for quoting so many posts, but there's a lot of idiocy in this thread that needs rebuking.

When did we ever refer to tithing as "optional"?

Well if it's mandatory you guys have yet to do anything about me not donating. Or all the others who haven't.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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I follow the Satanic bible, I believed this was a forum for Satanics, because Satan led me here.

If you did follow the Satanic bible, then you wouldn't worship Satan. Anyone who's bothered to read that joke of a book will know that it is focused on atheism and humanism, particularly focusing on the wilder parts of human nature, rather than worshipping a deity named Satan.

No, no, I have another idea. I have an idea that you're another teenage rebel wannabe looking to raise some eyebrows. Seen it, it's been done, and sorry, but it doesn't shock anyone. *Yawn*

Now learn to recycle. All that unsaved trash you don't recycle will end up poisining the planet.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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What site would that be friend? We would love to visit your world.

Lve, Sister Thumper

I'm afraid it's a world of watered down cathylickism, always trying to make peace with Darwinists, scientism, and other vile ecumenaceists, Sister. This is nothing like the unexpurgated, un-transubstantiated 24/7/365 world of all Jesus, all the time Landover Baptist. Anglicant's will make your skin crawl and they will try to make you fornicate like King Henry VIII.

[Sister Noddy]

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As usual, Satan has led you wrong. Try here instead.

What exactly is the difference between Anglicans and Satanists again? You two seem to agree on pretty much everything.

Neat! I've bookmarked this one to my favorites.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Acutally, I recently put a friend up to changing the colour of the group name, on one of our websites, to pink.

What site would that be friend? We would love to visit your world.

Lve, Sister Thumper

[Brother Temperance]

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Apologies for quoting so many posts, but there's a lot of idiocy in this thread that needs rebuking.

This donation option makes me feel like this whole group is purely based on making money through religion.

When did we ever refer to tithing as "optional"?

I follow the Satanic bible, I believed this was a forum for Satanics, because Satan led me here.

As usual, Satan has led you wrong. Try here instead.

Jesus got killed, therefor he is weak.

Well, Anton LaVey and Friedrich Nietzsche must be pretty weak, by your standards. At least Jesus didn't have syphilis.

Jesus can be killed again. Satan lives on forever.

Friend, have you ever read Revelation? It doesn't end very well for Satan.

Praising the strongest being alive is a religion.

You worship George Bush?

Ofcourse, Jesus has spread lies, and you believed this.

And your accurate source of information is?

The Bible itself is one big compilation of lies. With some hidden truth.

And what enables you to distinguish the "hidden truth" from the "lies"?

This is exactly right, the Bible has hidden truth.

What exactly is the difference between Anglicans and Satanists again? You two seem to agree on pretty much everything.

Actually, on my website we have red for admins and pink for mods.

But this is JESUS' website, so we have no patience for time-wasting sinners.

[Sister Noddy]

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Because you don't recycle?

*Snicker*

Hahahaha! good one, Rachael

[Sister Noddy]

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Acutally, I recently put a friend up to changing the colour of the group name, on one of our websites, to pink.

Actually, on my website we have red for admins and pink for mods.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Hello, I'm a very religious young woman. I live in the Netherlands.
Why does my name state ''Unsaved trash''?

Because you don't recycle?
*Snicker*

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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You know it just saddens me as a pastor when we encounter these lying little eurotrash whores who worship satan and imagine that hellfire is a place that they might enjoy.

Little Greta, you should know that the Holy Bible tells us that your pal satan is the father of lies. The Bible also reveals the true reasons why you cannot understand God's Holy Word, and why you think the bible is "full of lies and hidden truths".

John 8:43 Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word. 8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it. 8:45 And because I tell you the truth, ye believe me not.

You need to put down the hash pipe and stop selling your body on the street and instead accept Jesus as your Savior. The alternative is not pretty. Take a look at THIS if you want to know what eternal hellfire is going to be like for you.

[Homertard]

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Acutally, I recently put a friend up to changing the colour of the group name, on one of our websites, to pink.

[Sister Noddy]

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What's wrong with a pink name? As I told my friend, the only thing I miss about that group was the vibrant bright colored name, but considering the trade offs, I'm content.

Me too, Joo ... love the perks ... as someone called them ... but I think the aqua blue color is prettier ... hmmm ... I thought the pink was too bright

[Joo (Quarantined)]

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Hello Teengirl, my name is Nan, and I was once in the Unsaved Trash usergroup and the color of my name was also pink. I hated it, so I tithed.

What's wrong with a pink name? As I told my friend, the only thing I miss about that group was the vibrant bright colored name, but considering the trade offs, I'm content.

[Bobby-Joe]

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The Bible itself is one big compilation of lies. With some hidden truth.

Like what girl? As we say from around here (well in Missouri) "show me".

[Homertard]

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Jesus got killed, therefor he is weak. To arise again, is a fool's choice.

Three days to rise, if he lives again, he's sure to die?