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  • thisisthelife
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Mar 2010
    • 7

    #1

    Hello!

    My name is Stephanie, I am 19 and just wanted to take the time to introduce myself.
  • Levi Jones
    Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
    Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
    Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
     
    • Jul 2009
    • 13930

    #2
    Re: Hello!

    Stephanie, that's not much of an introduction.

    What Godly Church does your father or husband take you to? Do you have his permission to be here?

    Tell us more about yourself. What is your favorite Scripture from the Bible? What is the best pie you bake?
    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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    • thisisthelife
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Mar 2010
      • 7

      #3
      Re: Hello!

      My father takes me to First Baptist Woodstock. My favorite scripture is Luke 14:26 and the best pie I bake is pumpkin.

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      • thisisthelife
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Mar 2010
        • 7

        #4
        Re: Hello!

        My father does give me permission to be here. He says it is the only site I can be on.

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        • Nobar King
          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
          Christ's Guardian
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2007
          • 23748

          #5
          Re: Hello!

          Hello, TITL, do you process your own pumpkins from your pumpkin patch, or do you use the canned stuff. The canned stuff is good, but there's nothing like a real pumpkin pie.
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          • thisisthelife
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Mar 2010
            • 7

            #6
            Re: Hello!

            For now, I used canned pumpkin. When my father and mother pick a husband for me and I live with him I will grow my own.

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            • Cranky Old Man
              Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
              You kids get off his lawn!
               
              • Jan 2010
              • 22372

              #7
              Re: Hello!

              Originally posted by thisisthelife View Post
              I used canned pumpkin
              Why not fresh ones?
              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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              • thisisthelife
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Mar 2010
                • 7

                #8
                Re: Hello!

                Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                Why not fresh ones?
                There is no room in my mothers garden.

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                • Cranky Old Man
                  Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                  You kids get off his lawn!
                   
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 22372

                  #9
                  Re: Hello!

                  Originally posted by thisisthelife View Post
                  There is no room in my mothers garden.
                  Why not buy fresh ones at the market?
                  5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                  To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                  James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                  • thisisthelife
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Mar 2010
                    • 7

                    #10
                    Re: Hello!

                    I have never considered that before. Since I do not go to the market I did not know the have them, I will ask my father if he can buy a few for me.

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                    • thisisthelife
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Mar 2010
                      • 7

                      #11
                      Re: Hello!

                      My mother taught me how to make the pie. She taught me a lot of things, like cooking, cleaning, even sewing. My dad beats me when I need it. God gave me wonderful parents.

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                      • BelieverInGod
                        Fourm Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Feb 2010
                        • 9269

                        #12
                        Re: Hello!

                        Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                        Why not buy fresh ones at the market?
                        Brother, this is one of those kitchen secrets that men don't need to know about, but it is very hard to get the right kind of pumpkin from the market. Usually the market sells Jack-o-lantern pumpkins which are bred for size and uniformity. What you need to make a pie is sugar pumpkins which are quite a bit smaller.

                        I made this mistake when I was younger for a family dinner. My father did not appreciate my tasteless "wood pulp pie" as he called it.
                        Drama queen

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                        • Cranky Old Man
                          Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                          You kids get off his lawn!
                           
                          • Jan 2010
                          • 22372

                          #13
                          Re: Hello!

                          Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                          Brother, this is one of those kitchen secrets that men don't need to know about, but it is very hard to get the right kind of pumpkin from the market.
                          I didn't know that. Thank you for enlightening me.
                          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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