Greetings

[Robert Jones]

Hello Landover Baptist Church forum members,

I grew up in a Christian home only to see my siblings fall to the evils of "Christian" rock music. My parents were always very strict with discipline, but somehow, the devil got to their children and "free will" corrupted their minds. I see that this community knows how to practice TRUE Christianity and strictly adheres to the teachings of the only true scripture, the holy King James Bible. I just wanted to introduce myself and hope that I will accepted into your community as a fellow brother in Christ.

[London_via_Landover]

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Greetings brother,

Like you, I too have been blessed by the true Christian way this church promulgates. One of my all time hates is Christian rock, or maybe I hate Christian Rap more, I haven't decided yet.

Although I am no more qualified than yourself in forum terms, I accept you into this holy place, and may we both become the best baptist christians we can be.

[Bob4God]

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Welcome to GOD's favorite forums!

Indeed, rock is the devil's music, as I have clearly illustrated here.

[Nurse Clampett]

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Welcome to the forum.

[Robert Jones]

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Welcome to GOD's favorite forums!

Indeed, rock is the devil's music, as I have clearly illustrated here.

I've read your post. You're right. This Metal band Greenday does sound evil, I'm sure they must sound like other satanist bands that I've heard of such as, Marlyn Manson, Korn, and Godsmack. My father heard about these bands on the Focus on the Family radio show.and read some of their lyrics. I must say, I was shocked to hear that young people would listen to such evil music. I was ALWAYS taught that drums of any kind were evil because it's all about the beat in the music. Once you hear the beat of the drums, one will most definitely start thinking immoral, sexual thoughts. I firmly believe that Rock and Roll is a major cause of our country's downfall into the sinful, god forsaking nation it is today. Take heart brother. These people are doomed to the fires of hell.

I thank everyone for their kind greetings to this forum.

God Bless

[Levi Jones]

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Hello and welcome.

Our usual procedure for making new members is all topsy turvy with the disappearance of Pastor Zeke.

I'm sure whenever he returns, he will allow more of you guys.

[Cranky Old Man]

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Welcome to our friendly forum!

[Nobar King]

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Hello, do you mind if I refer to you as Veeg? Ok, that's fine. Or do you have a real name?

I'm interested in knowing more about you. How old are you? Have you made any soldiers for Christ, yet? It's OK if you haven't.

• What size shoe do you wear?
• Do you own a truck?
• How many guns do you own?
• What kind of hamburger do you order?
• Does your dog come when she's called?

These are just some general questions to get to know you better. Hopefully you can tell us a little more about yourself.

[Robert Jones]

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Hello, do you mind if I refer to you as Veeg? Ok, that's fine. Or do you have a real name?

You may call me Veeg. My real name is Christopher.

I'm interested in knowing more about you. How old are you? Have you made any soldiers for Christ, yet? It's OK if you haven't.

I am 26 years old.

I have made many soldiers of Christ, my parents use to send me to youth conferences of non-Baptist denominations and have me preach outside as the children were coming out of the door. I would tell the about why they are going to hell and the dangers of the horrible music they sing during their "praise and worship" times, I could hear the evil beat of the drums from outside the conference centers. Many would mock me, but there were those few who heard the truth and repented. I still enjoy going to these conferences.

What size shoe do you wear?

I wear a size of about 2 and 1/4 Handbreadths.

Do you own a truck?

I own a Ford truck.

How many guns do you own?

I own 4 semi-automatic rifles, my favorite it the Mini Ruger-14 with the 30 round clip.



I also have a tactical shotgun that I enjoy very much.

What kind of hamburger do you order?

Generally I try to stay away from Hamburgers. I try to stick to the diet that Daniel, Hananiah, Mishael, and Azariah adhered to in Daniel 1. However, the occasional hamburger is ok. When I do have them I goto White Castle and have 10-15 of their burgers.

Does your dog come when she's called?

The bitch had better come or else I have a rod to punish her.

[Cranky Old Man]

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I have made many soldiers of Christ

That is great! How many?

[Robert Jones]

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That is great! How many?

My parents gave me a quota of 20 per conference and beat me with a leather belt if I failed to meet that quota, so I did my best every time. I usually went to 5 conferences per year since I was 8. I got my quota of Christians usually, though I do recall a few beatings. I would say around 400 repented in my years at the conferences. I also witness whenever I go to the store or to restaurants, so I would place my total number of repented sinners to about 600.

[Levi Jones]

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I must say, Christopher. I am most impressed with your knowledge of the Word.

[Robert Jones]

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I must say, Christopher. I am most impressed with your knowledge of the Word.

As a child my parents had my rise at 4 every morning to begin my study in the Word of God. I've spent much of my life as a student of scripture and I learn new things every day.

[Cranky Old Man]

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I ment, how many children do you have.

[Robert Jones]

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I ment, how many children do you have.

I am newly married. My wife and I have our first child on the way.