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  • howdy!

    I'm new here, thanks for letting me view the forums.

    -Nate

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    Re: howdy!

    Welcome to our friendly forum!

    Perhaps you can tell us something about yourself?
    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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    • #3
      Re: howdy!

      Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
      Welcome to our friendly forum!

      Perhaps you can tell us something about yourself?


      Thanks for the warm welcome!

      My name is Nate and I like to ride horses in my spare time when not reading the King James Bible I carry everywhere I go. I try to keep my actions to the spirit of the meaning of the Good Book, and I let the Lord lead my way. I'm interested in learning more about your good forum here and hopefully assisting in setting straight commie pinko non-believers and other such undesireables that I see posting here from time to time. Do you think I can be of assistance in this crusade?

      -NATE

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      • #4
        Re: howdy!

        Welcome Nate.
        You location says "in the saddle." You don't Brokeback, do you?
        Luke 5:31
        And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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        • #5
          Re: howdy!

          Originally posted by Nurse Clampett View Post
          Welcome Nate.
          You location says "in the saddle." You don't Brokeback, do you?
          No, not at all and I am offended at the remark; I am not like those godless commie faries.

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          • #6
            Re: howdy!

            Right now I am at base camp On the planet cadia. It is the end of my mission for today, and I have killed 75 Warp Daemons In this glourious day serving the Imperium.

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            • #7
              Re: howdy!

              Originally posted by Inquisitor Invictus View Post
              Right now I am at base camp On the planet cadia. It is the end of my mission for today, and I have killed 75 Warp Daemons In this glourious day serving the Imperium.

              You been drinkin, boy? Im quite sure the good Lord would not approve..

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              • #8
                Re: howdy!

                Originally posted by Nathan B. Forrest View Post
                You been drinkin, boy? Im quite sure the good Lord would not approve.
                Indeed, he seems to be headed straight to hell.

                Being an idiot is not an excuse: Romans 1:21 "Because that, when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened." Matthew 5: 22 "But I say unto you, That whosoever is angry with his brother without a cause shall be in danger of the judgment: and whosoever shall say to his brother, Raca, shall be in danger of the council: but whosoever shall say, Thou fool, shall be in danger of hell fire." Psalm 14:1 "The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good."
                5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                • #9
                  Re: howdy!

                  Yup, that didn't last long.

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