I think I need help

[greekouros]

I think I need help, but I can't be sure. I know I am a Christian, but I don't think I'm as hardcore as you guys.

My Church, which I'm sure you would call 'fluffy', preaches love and respect for everyone. They encourage gays to come in, and once a week we all hug and tell each other we love everything about them.

I'm concerned. Am I going to hell for this fluffy behaviour? I was taught that God was more concerned with loving thy neighbour than refusing them shelter and vittles. Am I wrong?

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: I think I need help

My Church, which I'm sure you would call 'fluffy', preaches love and respect for everyone. They encourage gays to come in, and once a week we all hug and tell each other we love everything about them.

You have a Church that forces you to hug gays every week? Seems to me you have to burn that Church down.

[Nathan B. Forrest]

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My Church, which I'm sure you would call 'fluffy', preaches love and respect for everyone. They encourage gays to come in, and once a week we all hug and tell each other we love everything about them.

I got a couple of left over torches you can borrow if you want.....just don't get no gay on em, ya hear?

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: I think I need help

I think I need help, but I can't be sure. I know I am a Christian, but I don't think I'm as hardcore as you guys.

My Church, which I'm sure you would call 'fluffy', preaches love and respect for everyone. They encourage gays to come in, and once a week we all hug and tell each other we love everything about them.

I'm concerned. Am I going to hell for this fluffy behaviour? I was taught that God was more concerned with loving thy neighbour than refusing them shelter and vittles. Am I wrong?

The only way you could be more wrong is if you were a gay yourself. The Bible tells us of the pitfalls of "loving" the unsaved:

And that ye may put difference between holy and unholy, and between unclean and clean;
Leviticus 10:10

Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?
2nd Corinthians 6:14

Homers are hellbound, pure and simple. God wants us to love other True Christians™, not a bunch of queers with the AIDS.

[Nathan B. Forrest]

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The only way you could be more wrong is if you were a gay yourself.

Sir, i think by this point the jury is in.... he's obviously a flaming homo-liberal heathen.

[Nurse Clampett]

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How sweet, his screen name means Greek fag art.

Kouros (youth) sculptures were abundantly produced during the Archaic era (700-480 BCE), continuing a long line of small votive statues made of bronze. Around 600 BCE the first monumental figure sculptures appear in Greece and they depict youths, almost always standing in the nude, and were either votive or commemorative in nature.

Faggy Greek Link

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

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Yoiks, that 'church' doesn't sound very churchy to me.

One could catch the gay or the AIDS (or BOTH!) by all that huggings.


Funny, them queer-a-loos never seem to be catching normal God afearing one man/one woman marriagabilities from being around regular folks . . . .

[Jedediah]

Re: I think I need help

Sounds more like a bath house than a church to me... Sounds like you need to spend some time getting right with Jesus. Fortunately, you've come to the right place.